Friday, April 1, 2022

September 21, 2020: Milksop Mitch McConnell Can't Read the Calendar

 

9/21/20: The blogger and Anne, his most excellent wife, drive north. Tomorrow we plan to hike the Sleeping Bear National Lakeshore.

 

Apparently, by lunchtime we may have a new Supreme Court justice. Rush Limbaugh wants Republicans to skip the confirmation process and just vote “yes,” for whoever Dictator Don nominates.

 

Maybe Stormy Daniels?



Sleeping Bear Dunes.

 

Republicans are in a rush to vote before the American people realize what sleazebags they are. Ol’ Milksop swore way back before Trump made America great again, that YOU COULD NOT LET OBAMA deny the people of this great nation a chance to say which president would get to fill a seat. Obama!!! That rat bastard!!!!! He wanted to nominate Merrick Garland to take the place of Anton Scalia!

 

The nerve....with only ten months left in his term!!!!!!!!!!!

 

No way said Milksop. “Here I stand.” Or was it, “They shall not pass,” or “I have not yet begun to fight?” Anyway, Mitch insisted, the Founding Fathers always wanted the people to choose the judges! That was exactly why they agreed the president should pick them for the next 227 years (1789-2016).

 

Now Mitch has re-read the U.S. Constitution. Egg on his face. It turns out a president can pick the next judge! Who knew? I mean, other than me – since I taught middle school American history. 


 

All the GOP senators who misread the Constitution are now red-faced. My own Sen. Rob Portman was all for letting me and my wife have a say. Now he looks at what the Founding Fathers wrote. How embarrassing. Portman 2020 realizes Portman 2016 was a clown. So was Sen. Ted Cruz, the guy who, in 2016, called Trump a “sniveling coward,” after he insulted Cruz’s wife.

 

Now Milksop and all the enablers are having trouble reading...calendars.

 

Um...September, October, November, December, January? Yes. Trump has 13 months left in his first term. So, that is way longer than Obama had when he nominated Garland.

 

Milksop does the math on a napkin. 13, minus 10. Yes! Trump has 20 more months than Obama did.


 

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PROOF THAT WE NEED THAT BORDER WALL – with Canada! We learn that a Canadian national, who overstayed her visit to this country, and also got arrested carrying an unlicensed firearm, allegedly sent ricin to President Trump.

 

Two people sent ricin to Obama, and both are now serving lengthy terms in prison. The Canadian lady is likely to join them.

 

Anyway, build that wall!

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