Tuesday, April 26, 2022

November 9, 2019: Trump Baby Blimp Stabbed to Death


Scene of the crime.

 

11/9/19: The president travels to Alabama to watch the Crimson Tide take on the LSU Tigers. Trump is happy because the crowd mostly cheers. One of his biggest fans, but not a big fan of the First Amendment right to protest, Hoyt Hutchinson, 32, stabs the Trump Baby Blimp, which is floating peacefully in a park not far from the stadium. 

(This is the second time the blimp was stabbed by freedom-loving Trump fans, although the last time it happened the fan also sliced her hand.)

 

ABC News tells the tale. “The slashing appears to have been premeditated as Hutchinson posted a Facebook Live video just hours before the incident saying he was ‘going down to make a scene ... I’m shaking I’m so mad right now,’ he said. ‘I’m fixin’ to pop this balloon, without a doubt.’” 

In a follow-up video, during the second half, Hutchinson (already out on bail) explained, “Some liberals tried to come to my hometown and start some trouble. That ain’t happening,” he says, while wearing a Trump 2020 shirt. “I did get arrested. I got charged. That’s all right. I’d do it again given the opportunity.” 

He soon starts a GoFundMe page and quickly collects $20,000 to pay for his legal expenses; but the funds are denied, since the GoFundMe website bans profiting from criminal acts.


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