2/2/20: President Trump spends another weekend at one of his private Florida resorts, this time in West Palm Beach, because…who knows…maybe the toilets don’t flush in the White House.
Trump is all about good toilets. (See: 12/7/19.)
Like many Americans, the President of the United States invites a few friends over to watch the Super Bowl. Unlike most Americans, he charges everyone who shows up at his place $75.
And you don’t get an invitation unless you first pay the estimated $450,000 fee to join the resort.
Unfortunately, the free press soon spoils the fun, pointing out that every time the president jets south to one of his private properties – and he jets south with stunning regularity – the taxpayers are on the hook for the extra expense. The cost of each jaunt is estimated to be as much as $3.4 million.
(Maybe the taxpayers should collect all those $75 payments Trump’s
guests kicked in for the right to watch the game in his presence.)
When Press Secretary Grisham (who still hasn’t held a press briefing) gets wind of the criticism, she emerges from her bunker and appears on Fox News. There she labels all talk about excess costs “Fake News.”
She insists that the president went to his West Palm Beach club so he could work for the American people.
Also, she pretty much says only commies would claim the Duffer-in-Chief went golfing again Saturday.
Then Trump posts this picture.
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