10/27/17: Trump is so excited he nearly pees his Depends. His name has totally been cleared! He has never seen a Russian in his entire life. Even in Moscow he kept his eyes closed (except when entering the dressing rooms of half-naked Miss Universe contestants, an activity he always enjoyed).
Up early on a Friday, at 5:58 he taps away on Twitter. Birthday greetings go out to Lee Greenwood. Joy Villa, a singer gets a dose of tweet-tweet love. Naturally, the president must insult someone to feel fulfilled. This time his target is the “wacky & totally unhinged Tom Steyer.” Between tweets, the president watches Fox & Friends and then thanks the hosts for another heaping serving of pro-president propaganda. Plus, he can’t get enough of Ainsley Earhardt’s legs.
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The president and Earhardt. |
Finally, at 8:33 a.m. he buckles down to the issue at hand. “It is now commonly agreed, after many months of COSTLY looking, that there was NO collusion between Russia and Trump. Was collusion with HC!” he tap-taps.
Special Counsel Mueller is set to announce his first indictments Monday. Let’s see if Trump
gets this right. (See: 10/30-31,2017.)
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