11/28/17: The Trump tax reform plan is being fast-forwarded through Congress. But don’t worry. Everyone will love the final result. The Koch brothers, Charles and David, have donated $200 million to the GOP during the last two presidential elections. Now they’ll be repaid when Congress eliminates the estate tax.
The three Walton siblings, Jim (worth $38.4 billion) Robson ($38.3 billion) and Alice (the near-do-well, with $38.2 billion) will no longer have to pinch pennies when they head to Olive Garden for the “Senior Special.”
Secretary of Commerce Ross can finally make up for the losses he suffered selling his New York City apartment for $16.5 million and can move out of the dilapidated building where apartments went for as low as $2 million. Ross might be able to use his tax cut savings and repair the broken light over the front door of his 16,247-square-foot Palm Beach cottage, for which he paid $13.3 million in 2008.
And he can finally put a fresh coat of paint on his digs in D.C., which cost another $12 million.
Luckily, the fiscal suffering of the Trump clan will also be
ended. Ivanka will enjoy a huge tax cut and be
able to spend $3,000 with ease to buy giant clamshells to decorate her
Thanksgiving table. The president will get a huge cut and he can buy Melania
another $51,500 designer jacket to wear about town.
Don Jr. will see his tax bill go down, which will leave him extra cash to spend
on lawyers to protect himself from the Robert Mueller probe.
(BLOGGER’S NOTE: As we will learn later,
these tax cuts let President Trump with more money to pay off porn stars.)
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The jacket worth $51,500. |
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