1/3/18: Trump’s day spirals downhill when skunks begin spraying each other. Skunk #1, Steve Bannon, once a key campaign strategist, is quoted in a new book, Fire and Fury. Among other gems, he calls Ivanka “dumb as a brick.” Bannon suggests her husband Jared (Skunk #2) and brother Don Jr. (Skunk #3) may have committed treason by holding the now infamous meeting with representatives of the Russian government in June 2016.
Also attending: Paul Manafort, Skunk # 5 (who doesn’t do any spraying.)
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Bannon suggests Don Jr. and Jared may
have committed treason.
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Naturally, when a skunk sprays Skunks
#2, #3 and #4 (Donald J. Trump Sr.), Skunk #4 sprays back ten times harder. The
president works on a series of drafts of a statement blasting Bannon. Finally
satisfied, he insists Bannon had nothing to do with his victory in November.
Trump won the election all by himself. Bannon never had a shred of influence
while working in the White House. When Bannon lost his job, Trump says, he
“lost his mind.” (See: 1/6/18.)
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