1/29/18: The president tweets congratulations to new Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar. Trump’s previous choice to head HHS had to resign after sticking taxpayers with the bill for a million dollars’ worth of unnecessary charter flights.
In other words, Trump drains the swamp, fills it, and drains it again. Then he fills it all over.
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How would you like to pay three times as much for insulin! |
More boners per man!
What makes Azar such a fine pick? During his five years at Eli Lilly, that drug company tripled the price of insulin, a life-saving drug millions of Americans living with incurable type-1 diabetes must inject daily.
For even more fun, read up on 300 federal and state fines, totaling $35.7 billion, levied on Big Pharma companies, between 1991 and 2015. Many of those fines had to do with defrauding Medicare.
In any case, I think we can all agree. The drug companies
only push products because they want us to live longer, happier lives, with
more boners per man. Buy some Viagra today! This is why Big Pharma worked so
hard to send 20.8
million pain pills to one town in
West Virginia, with a population of 2,900! Those people had a lot of pain, as
in 7,142 pills per person - including
babies.
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