12/27/17: Apparently, Governor Mike Huckabee has taken up smoking the weed. On Tuesday he watches the Darkest Hour, a film about Winston Churchill. When the show ends, he reaches for his iPhone and tweets. Trump is like Churchill! This is “what real leadership looks like [emphasis added].”
Several historians label the comparison “ridiculous.”
Pinocchio Sanders tells the press corps her dad is wrong. Churchill is nothing compared to Trump. Churchill couldn’t carry Trump’s golf bag. Trump is 50% Churchill, 50% Gandhi, and 25% Alvin York.
After months of listening to Pinocchio’s ramblings reporters
don’t bother to tell her that her fractions don’t add up.
A lawmaker in Norway provides the best response to Governor
Huckabee’s tweet. “Sure,” she says. “Churchill served his country 55 years in
parliament, 31 years as a minister and 9 as p.m. [prime minister] He was
present in 15 battles and received 14 medals of bravery. He was one of
history’s most gifted orators and won the Nobel Prize for his writing. Totally
the same thing.”
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The jowls are the same; that's about it. |
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