5/23/19: Trump goes off script during a meeting with American farmers and lays into Speaker Pelosi again, labeling her “crazy Nancy,” and calling her a “mess.” “They say she’s disintegrating before their eyes,” the president claims. He doesn’t explain who “they” are, which means he’s making sh*t up again. The president is basically his own “anonymous source.”
It's an Oval Office cult.
He says he’s an “extremely stable genius,” even though he walked out of a meeting with top Democratic lawmakers the day before. To prove it, he calls on his sycophants to vouch for his stability and genius.
Kellyanne Conway goes first. By now we all know if Trump was prancing around the White House in pink lace panties, she’d insist he was wearing a stylish tuxedo and looked like Adonis. Yes, she tells reporters, her boss was “very calm.”
Trump calls up Mercedes Schlapp, Larry Kudlow, and Press Secretary Pinocchio, who agree in turn. The president was “very calm.”
It’s an Oval Office cult.
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Kellyanne Conway - laughing because she got away with another lie. |
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