December 1, 2018: Trump is in Argentina for the G-20 Summit. He makes it through an entire day without insulting anyone on Twitter.
People wonder if he’s being held hostage.
He flew 58 combat missions.
He and the First Lady also issue a letter of condolence upon the death of former President George H. W. Bush. The missive is well-written and thoughtful. Everyone knows Mr. Trump didn’t write it.
And let’s use this as a chance to mention why liberals respect old-fashioned conservatives even if they disagree on policy matters. Bush was a true patriot, having flown 58 combat missions. Bush married the first woman he ever kissed and stayed married for 73 years, without scandal. Bush was respectful of others, including those with whom he disagreed politically.
He also pegged Trump perfectly in November 2017. “I don’t
like him,” Bush admitted. “I don’t know much about him, but I know he’s a
blowhard. And I’m not too excited about him being a leader.”
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12/2/18: Trump flies back from Argentina. For a second day, he refrains from insulting anyone. Rumors begin to fly.
Trump is dead! Some guy in a fat suit with a terrible wig is
appearing in his stead. Or: Trump has fled to Russia. Or: Melania caught him
texting a porn star and stomped on his phone.
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