May 24, 2019: God Picked Trump - Proving God Has Terrible Judgment

 

5/24/19: President Trump changes his mind again. Stopping on the South Lawn to chat with reporters, the “extremely stable genius” says he could still work with Democrats on an infrastructure deal. “I can work with the speaker, sure. I can work with the speaker,” he insists, when asked about Nancy Pelosi. 

He insisted on Wednesday he couldn’t – and said on Thursday, that Pelosi was crazy and that was why he stormed out of the meeting on infrastructure. 

 

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God talks to a Florida lawmaker and chooses Trump to be our president. Indeed, He works in mysterious ways.

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IN OTHER RIGHT-WING NEWS, it’s official. America is a theocracy. Florida lawmaker Mike Hill insists he has been talking directly to God. And God convinced him to introduce a bill which would have banned abortions in the state as soon as a heartbeat could be detected. God was clear. Hill had included exceptions for rape, incest, medical emergency, and human trafficking. 

Speaking to a group called Women for Responsible Legislation, he explained, God “said, ‘you remove those exceptions and you file it again.’ And I said, ‘Yes Lord, I will.’ It’s coming back. It’s coming back. We are going to file that bill without any exceptions, just like what we saw passed in Alabama.” 

In other words, like Alabama lawmakers, God thinks if you are raped, you should have the baby if you get pregnant.

It’s all right there, nowhere, in the Bible.

 

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IT HAS BEEN SAID that God works in mysterious ways. According to Press Secretary Pinocchio, God mysteriously wanted Trump to be president. So did Vladimir Putin – but that’s a different story. 

Pastor Paula White, Trump’s spiritual advisor, agrees. God wanted Trump. (You thought it had something to do with the Electoral College!) That means opposition to Trump is opposition to God.  

I think, by the same logic, we must assume God picked Hitler, Stalin, Chairman Mao, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein, Robert Mugabe, Xi Jinping, and Trump’s best buds, Vlad and Kim Jong-un.

 
God works in mysterious ways - picking Stalin and Trump!!!