9/8/20: They say a leopard can’t change its spots. But if a leopard is
like Donald J. Trump, he can always deny he has spots.
With the election fast approaching, the leopard in the Oval Office
decides to pretend he’s a great environmentalist.
Devastation in Oregon. |
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“Trump is the worst
president for the environment in history.”
The
Sierra Club
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Apparently, most people who care about the environment, including
scientists who know that climate change is a threat to the planet’s future,
would disagree. The League of Conservation Voters, for example, graded Trump on his first year in office, as is their
practice. “If there was anything worse than an ‘F,’” they wrote, “Trump would
get it.”
The Sierra Club recently offered pungent assessment:
“Trump is the worst president for the environment in history.”
It was only
two months ago, when a coalition of 20 environmental groups sued Trump for wrecking bedrock environmental laws.
Meanwhile,
an increasingly hotter, drier climate means fire season in the West is longer than
ever. When fires do break out, they burn ever larger chunks of real estate,
including whole towns. This past weekend, Los Angeles County recorded its highest temperature ever,
121°, creating “kiln-like” conditions for fires. The National Interagency Fire
Center (NIFC) reports:
Firefighters across the
western states are seeing extreme fire behavior on many large fires. Seventeen new
large fires were reported, bringing the national total to 96 large fires [which]
have burned more than 3.4 million acres. Fires in California, Oregon and
Washington burned tens of thousands of acres yesterday, causing evacuation
orders for many nearby residents.
Trump likes
to blame state officials in California for their growing problems. Someone
should spray him with fire retardant. Currently, there are fires burning in:
Alaska: 4
Arizona: 7
California:
24
Colorado: 6
Idaho: 10
Montana: 9
Nevada: 1
New Mexico:
1
Oregon: 14
Utah: 4
Washington:
12
Wyoming: 3
According
to my calculations, based on NIFC figures, in the last ten years just under
90,000 square miles have burned in this country.
For sake of
comparison, that would be the same as burning up every inch of Minnesota and
then burning down Delaware for good measure.
Trump’s
grade from environmentalists (and people who actually followed the news):
F.
FUN WITH STRAWS: Trump did focus on the
“main issue,” environmentally, during a recent campaign rally. Climate change?
No. Oil spills? Nah. Plastic straws!
Trump campaign now selling plastic Trump straws. |
He told his fans he had to save them. Democrats wanted to ban those beauties. “They want to ban straws,” he warned. “Has anybody ever tried those paper straws? They’re not working too good. I’ve had a couple of meals at McDonalds, et cetera, over the years. Wendy’s, a friend of mine owns Wendy’s, I’ll give it a plug,” he added.
The guy’s a moron. (See: 7/27/18 for the dangers of plastic
waste in the world’s oceans. Trump doesn’t know about it, because he’s an
incurious oaf.)
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