5/31/18: Let’s give a round of applause for Republicans running for Congress. First, out of Arizona, we have Joe Arpaio, a former sheriff found guilty of contempt of court. Arpaio promises if elected to the U.S. Senate to focus on important matters like President Obama’s birth certificate.
One GOP primary opponent is Craig Brittain, mastermind of a money-making revenge porn website.
And it gets even “better.” In Illinois, Bill Falwell is up for election in the Seventeenth Congressional District.
Falwell has claimed:
A) The 9/11 attacks were an inside job.
B) Beyoncé has ties to the Illuminati.
C) So does Madonna.
D) He knows
because he has watched their music videos.
“The Illuminati,” CNN explains, “is a secret society that
serves as the basis for a popular conspiracy theory that alleges that many of
the world’s leaders and celebrities are masterminding world events.”
BLOGGER’S NOTE: In editing this post (12/14/20), I realize I misspelled both Arpaio’s and Brittain’s names; now corrected. I was correct, however, in labeling these people as “nuts.”
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