7/31/18: The President of the United States unleashes a Twitter blizzard to bring July to a close. He posts 19 times, the first coming at 5:14 a.m., indicating that Trump may be having increasing trouble sleeping.
At 6:58 a.m., he announces: “Collusion is not a crime, but that doesn’t matter because there was No Collusion (except by Crooked Hillary and the Democrats)!”
Eventually,
carpal tunnel syndrome puts an end to his maniacal tapping and the president
wraps up a busy day by flying off to a campaign rally in Florida. There he
blasts the free press again.
The crowd turns ugly, chanting “CNN sucks! CNN sucks!” They boo Jim Acosta, the CNN reporter on the scene, and shout expletives.
All you
need are a few brown shirts and a cool, stiff-arm salute, and Trump and his mob
are ready to go.
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