Wednesday, June 8, 2022

April 16, 2018: Michael Cohen Had only Three Clients in the Last Year

 

4/16/18: Some days you don’t know whether to be terrified by what Trump is doing or doubled over with laughter. Yesterday, lawyers for the president and lawyers for his lawyer tried to block release of information gathered in the recent F.B.I. raids on Michael Cohen’s home, offices, etc. 

It turns out Cohen has had only three legal clients in the past year. One would be Trump. Second would be Elliott Broidy. Both have been accused of boinking Playmate Bunnies despite the fact they, the boinkers, were married at the time of the Bunny-boinking. The third client turns out to be none other than Sean Hannity, noted pillar of gelled-hair rectitude at Fox News. 



Please, please, let there be another pregnant Bunny.


We don’t know yet, what Cohen might have been doing for Mr. Hannity, what he might have been fixing for the Fox host. Hannity says it was nothing, just a little idle chit and chat. He may be telling the truth. Considering the company he’s keeping, you can’t be blamed if you have a smidge of doubt. 

I, for one, will readily admit I hope it turns out that another Playboy Bunny has been boinked and impregnated. 

By Hannity himself.

 

BLOGGER’S NOTE (6/8/2022): I am sorry to say, in editing my blog four years later, that I did not get my wish.

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