September 24, 2021: Motherf**ker, the vote was rigged!

 

9/24/21: At last, at last, at last! Voter fraud in the 2020 election has been revealed. And in Arizona which Joe Biden supposedly won.

 

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Motherf**ker, the vote was rigged!

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As Rejected-President Trump repeatedly – and it turns out correctly – claimed, the votes in Arizona were not counted correctly. For months he trained his laser-like focus on Maricopa County, where, for some odd reason, a Republican-controlled election board was in on the fix. Maricopa, with more than two million voters, usually votes blue and did so again this past November. 

Or so officials on the election board claimed. 

But you couldn’t put anything past Donald J. Trump. He knew in his orange soul that the vote had to be rigged.

 

That meant, his allies in Arizona demanded a recount – and spent $6 million to conduct it, a chunk of that being taxpayer dollars. They even hired a company, Cyber Ninjas, owned by a Trump fan, who agreed going in that the vote had been rigged. The recount dragged a little, no doubt because the Ninjas had never done a vote recount, and took nearly six months; but it was all worthwhile in the end. 

When the votes were counted and basted and salted and stuck in a figurative oven…the cooks realized Joe Biden got 99 more votes than the original count said. Whereas Trump got 261 votes less. 

Mother f**ker! The vote was rigged!!! 

And it only took $6 million to put the “Stolen Election” myth in Arizona conclusively to bed. 

As Governor Doug Ducey explained, when the smoke Trump had been blowing out of his butt cleared, “When it comes to the audit, like the three audits that preceded it, it’s now over. The outcome stands, and the 2020 election is over.”

 

Did we mention, for Trump’s often clueless fans, that Gov. Ducey is a Republican? And “a staunch supporter of Trump (or at least was)? Or that the Republican Governor’s Association elected Ducey as chair last December, to indicate what they thought of then-President Trump’s attacks on Ducey and the governor’s decision, rightly, to certify the state vote? 

In fact, the outgoing RGA chair, Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas, who has since proven ever ready to smooch Trump’s orange butt, cited his colleague’s “exemplary leadership” at the time, and said Republican governors can “count on Governor Ducey to… help expand their majority even further.”

 

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IT WAS LEFT for the most delusional political figure in all of American history to claim that this audit proved, even though Donald J. Trump lost votes, and Joseph R. Biden Jr. gained, that Donald J. Trump actually won. 

At a rally in Perry, Georgia, soon after results were announced, that delusional dope, Donald J. Trump, told an adoring crowd of equally delusional fans, “We won at the Arizona forensic audit yesterday at a level that you wouldn’t believe. They had headlines that Biden wins in Arizona, when they know it’s not true. He didn’t win in Arizona. He lost in Arizona based on the forensic audit.” 

A forensic audit for fools.

 

Even Arizona Senate President Karen Fann, the one Republican who pushed hardest for a Maricopa County redo, finally admitted, “Truth is truth, numbers are numbers,” adding that the “numbers were very close, with a few hundred.” 

So, for all but Rejected-President Trump and his diehard band of dupes, “Truth is truth. Numbers are numbers.” 

Trump lost. 

 

FUN FACT: Loser Don also sent out this picture to all his fans who have signed up for his email service. It’s a merging of the faces of Rep. Liz Cheney and former President George W. Bush. It’s classless, of course, but that’s who Trump is and always has been. If he had used a black Sharpie to draw a penis poised in front of the lips, no one would really have been surprised. 

He is what he is. A 75-year-old fool, without guiding principles, and the emotional stability of a toddler.