10/7/20: That didn’t last long.
Yesterday, the president announced he was pulling out of negotiations for more
stimulus money to prop up the U.S. economy.
The Dow
Jones average sank four hundred points. Republican candidates running in tight races
begged for mercy. Dictator Don noticed how bad his poll numbers were looking. (See:
10/6/20.)
Acting
decisively, Dictator Don announced that the “Deep State” made him say there
would be no more stimulus spending before the election. He now insists he has
always dreamed of giving another check for $1,200 to every American, just in
time to save him from getting evicted from the White House.
He is also
pushing Congress to bail out the U.S. airline industry with an additional $25 billion in taxpayer-provided
funding.
(Next time
you fly you should tell attendants you own the plane, and you want free
cocktails until you reach your destination, or pass out, whichever comes first.)
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WHEN NOT FOCUSING on the stock market, the president found time to
focus on political rivals, and pose a novel method to ensure he wins the
election, now less than a month away. In a series of late-night tweets, Trump
criticized Attorney General Bill Barr and demanded to know why
former-Democratic President Barack Obama, former-Vice President and candidate-for-president
Joe Biden, and former candidate Hillary Clinton weren’t all in jail.
Because you know, if Trump had the power, he’d jail all his
opponents and critics and even comedians who mock him on television. “Where are all of the arrests?” Trump tweeted angrily.
“Can you imagine if the roles were reversed? Long term sentences would have
started two years ago. Shameful!”
In another, all-CAPS post, Trump howled at Barr: “DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, THE BIGGEST OF ALL POLITICAL SCANDALS (IN HISTORY)!!!
BIDEN, OBAMA AND CROOKED HILLARY LED THIS TREASONOUS PLOT!!! BIDEN SHOULDN’T BE
ALLOWED TO RUN - GOT CAUGHT!!!”
The man residing at 1600 Pennsylvania is clearly a
lunatic.
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