10/4/20: What have we learned in the last 24 hours? For starters, we know that President Trump needed supplemental oxygen Friday. We also know, when first asked, that his doctor had refused to say his boss had been on oxygen before he was carried to Walter Reed by helicopter.
We already knew that Team Trump tried to keep the news of Hope Hicks’s COVID-positive test secret.
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I think Trump should have had crayons.
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Today, White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany announced that she too had tested positive.
This is no surprise, since White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows has been reluctant to have staff members wear masks; and the president has mostly refused himself. And Trump has no idea how masks even work. (See: 10/16/20.)
Best of all, we got to see a picture of the President of the United States, hard at work, despite his bout with the virus. Even at Walter Reed, you could not stop Trump from working to make America Great Again. In fact, someone came up with the perfect job for Donald Dimwit. A close look at a picture the White House put out appears to show Mr. Trump signing his name to a blank sheet of paper.
I think he should have had crayons.
We also learned that Sean Hannity was
stuffed with goose poop when he said Trump won the first debate. Two new polls
have Biden leading Trump nationally by +14 and +10 among registered voters. Let’s
all pray for the president’s recovery, so he can watch himself lose on November
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CLEARLY, what this country needs are more
guns in more hands (and even more feet) if we want to be safe.
In Mississippi, a man has been convicted of murder after wounding his brother and killing a woman, after they botched his McDonalds order. According to one witness, the shooter complained, “Bitch, you know I don’t like mayonnaise on my hamburger,” before opening fire.
POSTSCRIPT: Merriam-Webster reports a 30,500% spike in searches
for the definition of “schadenfreude” after news leaks out that President Trump
has COVID-19. That definition: “enjoyment obtained from the troubles of
others.”
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Catholic mission church to Native Americans, Cataldo, Idaho. The blogger has been traveling for vacation. |
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