10/5/20: President Trump is out of the
hospital and resting comfortably at the White House. Now he says he “gets it.”
He has learned about the coronavirus. And not by
reading about it in a book.
We assume as much. Trump is no
reader.
____________________
“We should no longer fear the virus because he’s fine.”
____________________
In any case, he gets it! He has been
saved. So, screw it! We can all go back to living our normal lives. And we
should all vote for him in November.
True, he had
to spend several days in the hospital even though he has repeatedly claimed
this disease is “no worse than the flu.”
Also, we have
to ignore the fact that millions of ordinary Americans wouldn’t have
health insurance if they contracted the virus. In the same situation as the
president, even when they recovered, they would face financial ruin.
Finally, we
have to pretend that the CDC did not report Monday that 209,199 Americans have died
from COVID-19.
See. Trump is
okay! Trump gets it now.
10/5/20: President Trump is out of the
hospital and resting comfortably at the White House. Now he says he “gets it.”
He has learned about the coronavirus. And not by
reading about it in a book.
We assume as much. Trump is no
reader.
____________________
“We should no longer fear the virus because he’s fine.”
____________________
In any case, he gets it! He has been
saved. So, screw it! We can all go back to living our normal lives. And we
should all vote for him in November.
True, he had
to spend several days in the hospital even though he has repeatedly claimed
this disease is “no worse than the flu.”
Also, we have
to ignore the fact that millions of ordinary Americans wouldn’t have
health insurance if they contracted the virus. In the same situation as the
president, even when they recovered, they would face financial ruin.
Finally, we
have to pretend that the CDC did not report Monday that 209,199 Americans have died
from COVID-19.
See. Trump is
okay! Trump gets it now.
As soon as he
made it back to the White House yesterday, he whipped off his mask to show what
a virile stud muffin he is. Cameras caught the moment. Anyone standing nearby caught
a few germs.
Trump doesn’t
care. He has the best medical team in the world. He says we should no longer
fear the virus because he’s fine. Masks? Forget it. In his mind, if he’s okay,
no one needs masks.
“I feel better
than I have in 20 years,” he boasts via Twitter.
And if he’s good, in his mind, the country is good too.
Even the fact
his evil henchman, Stephen “Lock Kids in Cages” Miller, tested positive today
won’t dent the president’s thinking.
*
THE PRESIDENT
may be feeling better; but people who work for Regal Theaters, or own stock in
the company are definitely feeling sicker. With COVID-19 still spreading, the
company announced today it would be temporarily closing all 663 of
its movie houses in Britain and the USA. An estimated 40,000 workers in this
country will be out of work until further notice.
As soon as he
made it back to the White House yesterday, he whipped off his mask to show what
a virile stud muffin he is. Cameras caught the moment. Anyone standing nearby caught
a few germs.
Trump doesn’t
care. He has the best medical team in the world. He says we should no longer
fear the virus because he’s fine. Masks? Forget it. In his mind, if he’s okay,
no one needs masks.
“I feel better
than I have in 20 years,” he boasts via Twitter.
And if he’s good, in his mind, the country is good too.
Even the fact
his evil henchman, Stephen “Lock Kids in Cages” Miller, tested positive today
won’t dent the president’s thinking.
*
THE PRESIDENT
may be feeling better; but people who work for Regal Theaters, or own stock in
the company are definitely feeling sicker. With COVID-19 still spreading, the
company announced today it would be temporarily closing all 663 of
its movie houses in Britain and the USA. An estimated 40,000 workers in this
country will be out of work until further notice.
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