12/27/20: President Trump wakes up a little late, and checks his presidential “To Do” list for today.
1.
Play golf.
2. Tweet stupid crap.
That’s the list.
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One giant glob of paranoia and victimhood.
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He completes his morning ritual: brush teeth, comb and hair-spray that weird mess, slap on orange toner, dress in white golf shirt and khakis. Call on aides to bring him a Pop Tart. Then off he goes at 9:47 a.m., headed for Trump International Golf Club, in West Palm Beach.
There he plays the 319th round
he has recorded since taking the oath of office, having sworn he would never be
a lazy bum like Obama and go off playing golf all the time.
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Trump and Kid Rock play a previous round. |
As for tweeting, Trump continues to
insist that he has been the victim of the greatest cheat in American history.
Let’s just lump a number of separate Twitter posts into one giant glob of paranoia
and victimhood:
Time for Republican Senators to
step up and fight for the Presidency….The proof is irrefutable! Massive late
night mail-in ballot drops in swing states, stuffing the ballot boxes (on
video), double voters, dead voters....fake signatures, illegal immigrant
voters, banned Republican vote watchers, MORE VOTES THAN ACTUAL VOTERS (check
out Detroit & Philadelphia), and much more. The numbers are far greater
than what is necessary to win the individual swing states, and cannot even be
contested.... Courts are bad, the FBI and “Justice” didn’t do their job…Freedom
of the press has been gone for a long time, it is Fake News, and now we have
Big Tech (with Section 230) to deal with....But when it is all over, and this
period of time becomes just another ugly chapter in our Country’s history, WE
WILL WIN!!!
Finally, after days of complaining about the compromise COVID-19 relief bill sent to him by Congress (including several provisions his administration had asked lawmakers to include), the President of the United States signs a bill that will offer $900 billion in various kinds of relief.
With that “difficult” task finally
behind him, he heads back to his golf club in West Palm Beach.
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