11/22/21: Just in time for Christmas, Donald J. Trump is issuing his first post-presidential book.
You are probably thinking titles: The Book of Insults, maybe? Or, Oops, The Coronavirus Was Way Worse than the Flu? Perhaps a Marvel-type superhero cartoon book, where Trump has the superpower of being a dick.
But no! It’s a picture book of
the Trump presidency, 310 photos, in all. Donald picked them all himself and
even wrote some of the captions. That means 310 pictures of Donald, we suspect.
And, who knew! The book will be published by Winning Team Publishing, a new venture run by Don Jr. We are even promised there will be pictures of great moments from the Trump presidency – such as building the Southern Border Wall – but probably no picture of Mexico paying for it. And maybe a blank page, captioned: “GOP healthcare plan?”
As far as this blogger is concerned, no pictorial of Trump’s time in the White House would be complete without some kind of collage of all the men and women who left office under investigation and/or got convicted of felonies of every kind. Finally, maybe Don Jr.s’ dad could dedicate it to: “All the ladies I banged while married to other ladies,” which I think would be cool. If you are the type who doesn’t mind flushing $229.99 down the toilet, you can have a signed copy under the Christmas tree, all for yourself. And if you rioted on Jan. 6, cross your fingers.
Maybe you’ll show up in the last few photos. Wouldn’t that be cool!
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