Showing posts with label lame duck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lame duck. Show all posts

Monday, March 28, 2022

November 15, 2020: The Blogger Gets COVID-19

 

11/15/20: President Trump spent another busy day denying that anyone in America really voted for Joe Biden. Or, if they did, they were “Antifa scum.” If Joe Biden voted for Joe Biden, Joe Biden’s vote was rigged.



The blogger - reading Chaucer - pre-COVID days.


 

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WELL, WHAT TO DO with time hanging heavy on presidential hands? Trump could address the skyrocketing COVID-19 numbers. He could call on us all to make sacrifices. He could call on Trump fans, and those of us who are not Trump fans, to do anything we can to help cut the spread.

 

He could lead.

 

We all benefit, as Americans, if we get a grip on this disease. My favorite restaurant guy here in Cincinnati, and a Trump supporter, would love to see people come back to his establishment. Last time my wife and I were in, only three tables were occupied. My son wants the Deer Park, Ohio schools to remain open so his daughter Ellora can attend classes in the flesh. But if the coronavirus hits her school, his system of childcare fizzles, since three grandparents cover parts of every school day. My son-in-law in Georgia voted for Trump; but at the car dealership where he works two associates have developed the virus. One almost died.

 

My wife and I are both infected. She has a mild case, which is good. Me? Seventeen days (so far) of what could pass for the worst case of flu ever.

 

Then again, I keep sweating so much, I’m losing weight.


 

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IN ANY CASE, the President of the United States decided that the best way to spend Sunday would be to…go play golf!

 

While Trump worked on his short game Sunday, another 138,025 citizens he was elected to serve and protect fell ill.

November 22, 2020: The Kraken Lady Gets the Bounce

 11/22/20: The president spends another “busy” weekend:

 

A)    Denying he lost the election.

B)     Insisting that a leading member of his legal team was never really a member of his legal team.

C)    Pretending that COVID-19 is going away.

D)   Playing golf rather than addressing the serious problems the nation is currently facing.

 

First, on Sunday, he manages to dash off and play Round #312 of golf since taking the oath of office.

 

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“A truly great team.”

 

President Trump

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Sidney Powell in happier days.



 

Second, Sidney Powell, has been bounced from the “elite strike force” (see: 11/19/20) fighting to overturn election results in court. On Thursday, she, Rudy Giuliani, and Jenna Ellis held forth in a press conference for 1 hour and 45 minutes, a batsh*t performance, with three legs to the stool. Rudy, the first leg, literally melted on camera, as hair dye-colored sweat trickled down his face. Ellis, the second, railed at reporters and howled at networks that refused to carry the bizarre performance live. Powell, the third leg, topped it off, insisting that the ghost of Hugo Chavez, the deceased Venezuelan dictator, had managed to employ software to steal votes in multiple states without anyone (except people like Powell) noticing.

 

It didn’t help when she insisted – after the Georgia hand recount went against Trump, too – that she realized Brian Kemp, the Republican governor of the state, was also in on the Hugo fix.

 

On Saturday, she told reporters for right-wing Newsmax that an election lawsuit she had filed in Georgia would “be biblical.” She added optimistically, “Georgia’s probably going to be the first state I’m gonna blow up.”

 

She even promised to “unleash the Kraken.”

 

Alas, Powell’s claims were so nutty, that even the other pistachios realized she was making them look like nuts by association.

 

Sunday the almonds released a statement: “Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. She is also not a lawyer for the President in his personal capacity,” Giuliani and Ellis insisted. That was interesting, since during Thursday’s press conference, Giuliani identified Ms. Powell as a member of the team and the president identified her as someone working for him in a November 14 tweet

 

I look forward to Mayor Giuliani spearheading the legal effort to defend OUR RIGHT to FREE and FAIR ELECTIONS! Rudy Giuliani, Joseph diGenova, Victoria Toensing, Sidney Powell, and Jenna Ellis, a truly great team, added to our other wonderful lawyers and representatives! 

 

Yes, a “truly great team.” Powell not included.


 

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WHILE TRUMP was flying around in a golf cart, and whacking away at the pebbled white ball, he had no public comments to offer on the spreading pandemic. The CDC reported in his place that the country had piled up 184,591 cases on November 21. The death toll for the day: 1,476.

 

Total deaths from COVID-19:

 

255,076.

November 28, 2020: Trump Legal Team Loses again - Pennsylvania Supreme Court Rules

 

11/28/20: President Trump plans to spend Saturday in seclusion at Camp David. He has no public events scheduled. 

In the wee hours of the morning, however, the soon-to-be-ex-president did fire off the first of several angry tweets. At 12:09 a.m. we had this: “The 1,126,940 votes were created out of thin air. I won Pennsylvania by a lot, perhaps more than anyone will ever know. The Pennsylvania votes were RIGGED. All other swing states also. The world is watching!” 

Legions of the dead continued to march through Trump’s nightmares, voting for Joe Biden by mail, every time. (See: 11/27/20.) 

It would appear that the president is slowly moving beyond the first two stages of grief: “Denial,” and “Tweeting.” He has now reached the third and fourth stages: “Anger” and “Golfing.” 

(See: 11/25/20 for the growing list of stages, 12/15/20 and 12/16/20, still growing, and 1/22/21, for the updated list of the stages of denial.)

 

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“This bill was not written to benefit one party or the other, or any one candidate or single election.” 

Pennsylvania House Majority Leader Representative Bryan Cutler, a Republican, in 2019

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AT 10:20 A.M. there’s a change of plans. Trump decides Marine One should fly him from Camp David to his golf club in Potomac Falls. 

Again. 

This will make three rounds of golf (#313, #314 and #315) in the last three days, forcing us to wonder if Trump really cares about finishing off his first term as president, let alone being gifted a second. 

You also have to ask. How much taxpayer money is Lame Duck Don going to waste before the White House door bangs on his fat ass for a last time?

 

Friday night, as originally planned, he helicoptered north from the White House, roughly 60 miles by air, to Camp David. Saturday morning, a change, and he had Marine One carry him back to his golf course, ten miles from the White House. 

A round of golf followed; then the president jumped aboard Marine One and flew back to Camp David.


CBS films Marine One landing at Trump golf course.

  

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IF MR. TRUMP enjoyed his morning golf outing and flying hither and yon, his afternoon darkened. 

The Pennsylvania Supreme Court threw out his legal team’s lawsuit asking for 2.5 million mail-in ballots to be disqualified. 

The ruling was unanimous, ending the case with “prejudice,” meaning Team Trump could not rework a few details and resubmit. The Court cited a lack of “due diligence,” noting that the law creating no-excuse mail-in voting in Pennsylvania passed in October 2019. The lawsuit was filed a year late, too late for the judges to overturn an entire statewide election. 

In a concurring opinion, Justice David N. Wecht noted that petitioners “failed to allege that even a single mail-in ballot was fraudulently cast or counted.” 

Note: No fraud alleged.

 

It’s just not that hard to figure this out. When Pennsylvania lawmakers passed the new voting law thirteen months ago, Republican leaders in both the House and Senate were clear. “This bill was not written to benefit one party or the other, or any one candidate or single election,” said House Majority Leader Bryan Cutler. “It was developed over a multi-year period with input of people from different backgrounds and regions of Pennsylvania. It serves to preserve the integrity of every election and lift the voice of every voter in the commonwealth.” 

Senate Majority Leader Jake Corman agreed. “The people of Pennsylvania have sent divided government to Harrisburg and, with that, this is what governing looks like,” he said. “We are thankful for the governor’s willingness [Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf] to work with us to enact the most historic change in how we cast votes since the election code was enacted in 1937.”

 

Corman went on to tout the law: “Compromise has given Pennsylvanians a modernized election code that preserves the integrity of the ballot box and makes it easier for voters to choose the people who represent them.”

November 30, 2020: Lunch with Loser Don

 

11/30/20: The president’s entire schedule today reads, “The President has lunch with the Vice President.” 

That’s it. 

Oh, to know what the two men might talk about. Possible topics: Golfing. Pardons. How COVID is going away. Hot women and pussy-grabbing (if Trump wants to make Pence get up and leave). 

In faraway Arizona, Republican Gov. Doug Ducey takes a stand for election integrity, and makes it clear Trump lost. “We do elections well here in Arizona. The system is strong,” he says.



December 8, 2020: It's All Over but the Quacking - Lame Duck Don Get's Beat in Court (Again)

 

12/8/20: Today, the Trump campaign briefly managed to advance a legal case to the U.S. Supreme Court, asking the nine justices to block certification of Pennsylvania’s 20 electoral votes.

 

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Suddenly, it was all over but the quacking. With just eighteen words, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled against Lame Duck Donald in a crucial case.

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This was a “Hail Mary” pass that slipped from the quarterback’s hand and traveled only fifteen feet before skidding along the turf. The players in the end zone, sixty-five yards away, gaped in silence. 

Forty minutes after the case was filed, the court ruled: 

“DENIED.”

(The full court ruling follows, below.)

 

Lame Duck Donald had pinned his fondest dream of being gifted a second term in the White House on this particular case. Tuesday afternoon, with the decision imminent, he tweeted about his hopes. 

Now, let’s see whether or not somebody has the courage, whether it’s a legislator or legislatures, or whether it’s a justice of the Supreme Court, or a number of justices of the Supreme Court let’s see if they have the courage to do what everybody in this country knows is right.

 

As it turned out, exactly zero judges on Supreme Court seemed to agree on what “everybody in this country knows is right.” 

Not even Justice Samuel Alito, who agreed to allow the case to reach the court, seemed inclined to rule in favor of Trump and advance his quixotic quest for reelection. The full decision, which affirmed a unanimous decision by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, read as follows: “The application for injunctive relief presented to Justice Alito and by him referred to the Court is denied.” 

Suddenly, it was all over but the quacking. With just eighteen words, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled against Lame Duck Donald in a critical case. The president won’t admit it, of course. His Narcissistic Personality Disorder won’t allow him. But it’s time to start learning how to walk with webbed feet. 

It’s over. 

Admit it or not, this was a death blow to the president’s failing, flailing, farting efforts to secure a second term.

 

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IN A bizzare development, also on Tuesday, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton filed suit, on behalf of his state against Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Georgia! 

In a nutshell, the nutjob is arguing that those state’s electoral votes for Joe Biden should not count. Texas electoral votes for Trump should. 

As the Washington Post explains, Paxton’s filing is a “grab bag” of discredited claims, spiced with comical conspiracy thinking. “At one point,” the Post notes, “the complaint repeats discredited theories that Biden was rescued by a late dump of ballots, saying that as of 3 a.m. on the morning after the election, Biden’s chances at winning all four states was “less than one in a quadrillion.”

 

We might also mention that Paxton is currently under an F.B.I. investigation, after eight aides accused him of bribery and abuse of office. As the Texas Tribune notes, since those eight came forward, four have been fired, three have resigned, and the eighth has been placed on leave. This, in turn, has sparked a whistleblower lawsuit. 

“Paxton has been under indictment for more than five years on securities fraud charges but has yet to stand trial,” the Tribune explains. “He has dismissed the charges as politically motivated and entered a not guilty plea.” 

On Wednesday, F.B.I. agents showed up at his office and served at least one subpoena for records. 

Some believe that Paxton’s desperation lawsuit is a subtle play for a presidential pardon, as the Orange God exits next month.


Hire the movers: The Bidens are coming.

Sunday, March 27, 2022

December 15, 2020: Putin finally Congratulates Biden -

 

12/15/20: President Trump suffers a stunning blow today when his most loyal pal admits he lost the election six weeks ago and congratulates President-Elect Joe Biden. 

We mean, of course, Russian strongman Vladimir Putin. The Kremlin has sent Mr. Biden a “congratulatory telegram” wishing him “every success” as he takes office. Putin also expresses hope that the two great powers can work together to solve some of the world’s most pressing issues.

 

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AS FOR PRESIDENT TWITTER THUMBS, we know he’s not one baby step closer to accepting his loss. 

Some days back, we highlighted the stages of grief the president must pass through. (See: 11/25/20.) 

Now we need to add a few, because the current occupant of the White House is bogged down in the initial stages. Steps added in italics: 


The Eleven Stages of Grief 

Denial

Tweeting

Anger

Golfing

Hiding in the White House

Desperation

Bargaining

Lying

Depression

More Lying

Acceptance

 

Today, Lame Duck Donald’s itinerary reads: “The President has no public events scheduled.”

 

Otherwise, we have “desperation” tweeting. For example, a retweet: “Trump is in the process of proving he won, and Biden is pretending he did.” 

Lame Duck Don also tapped out his own claim, about voting machines being totally off: “Able to take a landslide victory and reduce it to a tight loss.” 

No Twitter Thumbs tweet-rampage is complete without a suggestion that someone needs to be locked up, even if we never bother with a trial. In this case, it comes in a retweet of a post by Georgia lawyer Lin Wood, who suggests jail time for two Republicans, Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp (left in the picture) and Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger (right). 

Their crime? Counting the votes in their state three times (two recounts demanded by Team Trump) and reporting that Mr. Biden won. 

Three times.



Governor Kemp gives "thumbs up," in happier times.

 

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THE GOOD NEWS TODAY: the vaccine rollout offers promise that the worst of the pandemic may soon be behind us. 

The bad news? We have passed the 300,000-dead mark since we recorded the first case in America on January 20.

December 16, 2020: Trump Still Stuck in the Sixteen Stages of Grief

 

12/16/20: An iceberg the size of Delaware, which broke loose in 2017, is floating in the South Atlantic. It may soon plow into the island of South Georgia and get stuck, melting slowly (perhaps over the next decade). If it does it will release enough fresh water into the ocean to drastically alter the environment around the island. According to scientists, the berg “weighs hundreds of billions of tons.” 

Asked about this development, President Trump tells reporters, “I won the election in South Georgia with ease.” 

(Satire, of course.)


Waldron, during an appearance on Lou Dobbs' show.
 

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LOOK, WE KNOW Mr. Trump refuses to accept the fact he lost, and seems to grow angrier by the hour. He now faces ignominious removal from the White House in just 34 days. We have been updating the “Stages of Grief” as necessary. The original six became nine. Then yesterday: eleven. 

An astute former student, Mark Napier, suggested adding “grifting” and all of the Seven Deadly Sins. All seven apply at some point, but not necessarily to the current situation. We highlight those which do apply in italics, and add another from Mr. Napier, plus one or two of our own. 

We now have: 

The Sixteen Stages of Grief 

Denial

Tweeting

Anger

Golfing

Grifting

Envy

Hiding out

Desperation

Stupidity

Hallucinating

Bargaining

Lying

Depression

More Lying

Wrath

Acceptance

Inauguration



At this point, it’s clear the poor president is never going to get to “acceptance.” So, we have a new final stage of grief. (See: 11/25/20, 12/15/20, 12/16/20 and 1/22/21 for the original, intermediate and final lists.)

 

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CREDE BAILEY, director of the White House security office, was in intensive care for three months and had part of his leg amputated after contracting the coronavirus. No explanation for why the White House kept his condition secret until now.

 

(We can guess.)

 

Bailey faces steep medical bills. An online fundraiser has been set up on his behalf. People familiar with the situation tell ABC News he was hospitalized in September. No word if Trump contributed to his fund.

 

Highly unlikely. 

 

POSTSCRIPT: The president is not the only proto-fascist to be having trouble accepting the election results. On his show today, Rush Limbaugh tells listeners that Biden “didn’t win this thing fair and square, and we’re not going to be docile like we’ve been in the past, and go away and wait till the next election.” 

He goes on to exclaim, “Seventy-four million plus Americans are not going to shut up, and you tell them that their views don’t matter? You do not know what you’re creating. You do not know the enemy you are manufacturing.” 

 

BLOGGER’S NOTE: The New York Times will later do an analysis of transcripts from his show, between 11/22/20 and 1/5/21. Limbaugh will refer to the election as “fraudulent,” “stolen,” “rigged” or “illegal” on 32 of 45 episodes.

 

BLOGGER’S NOTE #2: We won’t know this until February 2022; but on this date, December 16, 2020, Trump allies are already drafting a plan which would allow President Trump to seize voting machines in several states in an attempt to prove the election was stolen. 

A draft report circulating states: 

I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, find that the forensic report of Antrim County, Michigan voting machines, released December 13, 2020, and other evidence submitted to me in support of this order, provide probable cause sufficient to require action under the authorities cited above because of evidence of international and foreign interference in the November 3, 2020, election. Dominion Voting Systems and related companies are owned or heavily controlled and influenced by foreign agents, countries, and interests. The forensic report prepared by experts found that “the Dominion Voting System is intentionally and purposefully designed with inherent errors to create systemic fraud and influence election results. The system intentionally generates an enormously high number of ballot errors... The intentional errors lead to bulk adjudication of ballots with no oversight, no transparency, and no audit trail. This leads to voter or election fraud.” The report found the election management system to be wrought with unacceptable and unlawful vulnerabilities—including access to the internet— probable cause to find evidence of fraud, and numerous malicious actions.

 

This order would have given the Department of Defense authority to seize all the machines in states Trump lost. Such as Georgia. 

For some reason, no one on Team Trump wants to examine the voting machines in, say, Florida, where Trump won. 

Or North Carolina. 

Or Ohio.

 

This email is the work of retired Army Col. Phil Waldron, and retired Army Gen. Michael T. Flynn. 

Fortunately, when the idea of seizing the machines is broached to the Department of Defense, the plan is shot down. (See 12/17/20.) 

We also know that in June 2021, a report produced by a Republican-led Michigan Senate committee blows to bits the idea that there was any significant voter fraud in Antrim County, which people like Waldron and Flynn believed there was. As the GOP chair of the committee explained, “We must all remember: ‘extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof’ and ‘claiming to find something extraordinary requires first eliminating the ordinary.’” 

Yet, Flynn and his crew, with the support of President Trump, had plans to overturn the vote for one fundamental reason. 

Trump lost.