8/13/21: Today is the BIG DAY! I’m sure my conservative friends were out late last night, partying and counting down the minutes like New Year’s Eve.
According to Mike Lindell, of MyPillow fame, Donald J. Trump was going to be returned to the White House this morning.
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Lindell, left says Trump, right, will be reinstated today. |
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Trump will
come flying in on a golden golf cart.
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With just minutes remaining till midnight, on the supposed day of his return, it appears Trump is running late.
Probably had a golf game to play.
(Lindell’s position is opposed to right-wing Pastor Robin D.
Bullock, who has been telling his mega-church congregation that Loser Donald is
president right now! Pastor Bullock told a right-wing radio host in
July that he had had a talk with God. He had had a vision. He saw a jackal.
There was a chair! On it was a banner of some kind. The banner said “Trump.” So,
Bullock said, you couldn’t pray for President Biden because that would be “a
mythical creature.” That was the gist of his vision. Joe Biden wasn’t really
president.)
Anyway, according to Lindell, who used to have a serious drug problem, and may have done damage to his brain, Biden was going to be “pulled down” this morning. All the “communists” in his administration and Congress were going to be routed. Trump’s reinstatement, he told another right-wing radio dope, would be “the talk of the world” when it happened.
Now, we have only minutes to go.
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
I for one am staying up till midnight, or maybe even 3 a.m., in case Trump is running on Pacific Coast time, to watch Loser Don arrive. I imagine he will come flying in on a golden golf cart, pulled by four fiery, white-winged steeds. He will soar over the nation’s capital and be deposited at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and the angels will caterwaul hosannas all night.
Sooooooooooo excited!
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