9/12/19: President Trump travels to Baltimore to deliver a policy speech before GOP lawmakers. Protesters decide to float a large balloon outside the venue where he’s speaking. It’s a rat with a striking resemblance to Trump, a tribute to the man who called their city “disgusting,” and described Baltimore as a “rodent infested mess.”
During his policy speech, the president dives into energy policy and the topic of climate change. “The lightbulb. People said what’s with the lightbulb?” he asks in rhetorical fashion.
“I said here’s the story,” Trump continued. “And I looked at it, the bulb that we’re being forced to use, number one to me, most importantly, the light’s no good. I always look orange. And so do you. The light is the worst.”
That was pretty much all Trump had to say about one of the
critical issues facing humanity today.
(Professional photographers told the Washington Post
the bulbs weren’t the problem. The problem was the president is orange.)
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Save the lightbulbs, not the planet. |
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