January 18, 2019: A Plot to Replace President Trump - by Stoning?

 

1/18/19: We learn that Karen Pence, the nation’s Second Lady, is going back to work. She will soon begin teaching art at Immanuel Christian School, located in the Washington D.C. suburbs. 

And…suddenly…it hits me. 

 

Pence and “Mother” hatch a heavenly plot. 

For two years, her husband has stood loyally, beside and behind the president, the vacuous expression of a dog waiting for its master to share a biscuit plastered on his mug. Behind the smile, the mind of an assassin has been at work. 

Vice President Jesus knows the foundation of the Trump presidency rests on Evangelical Christians. Mrs. Pence will play to that base. Subtly, she undercuts the president. She goes to work for a school that bans gays, lesbians and transgender students. Students at Immanuel can be expelled for “condoning” homosexual behavior, such as acting like any gays, lesbians and transgender youths they might meet (but not at school) are human beings and deserve to be treated as such. 

In this way the VP and “Mother” Pence undercut the First Lady and her “Be Best” initiative. You don’t bully kids who are different. 

You ban them from your school. 

This also “solves” the vexing problem of which bathrooms transgender students use, since at Emmanuel Christian they won’t use any. 

All they need are a few stones.

 

The next step is so obvious even reporters for the best “Fake News” outlets have missed it. VP Jesus suddenly announces that he’s going all Old Testament. Not only is he in favor of banning young sinners from schools…He calls for immediate stoning of adulterers, as per Leviticus 20:10. 

If this works, the Evangelicals desert Trump. The president shows up for his next rally. A hail of stones greets him and it’s, goodbye Donald, hello, President Michael Richard Pence and First Lady Mother. 

 

POSTSCRIPT: We already know self-professed Christian and leading conservative thinker Ann Coulter is on board with a “President Pence.” She’s starting to think Trump is weak. And you do not want to get on Coulter’s bad side because she’s got a tart tongue and a lethal mean streak. This probably has something to do with the fact that she’s also a good Christian – in her mind. Since she’s never married, we can assume she has been saving her virginity till she meets Mr. Right. 

At age 57, you figure abstinence has become a tribulation.