August 28, 2019: Trump Complains: "Fox Isn't Working for Us Anymore!"

 

8/28/19: No. No!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! 

Say it ain’t so! 

The Trump/Fox News romance is dead.

Will shill for cash.

 

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“Fox isn’t working for us anymore.” 

President Trump

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Wednesday morning, the president flicks on the television, because, let’s be honest, watching TV is what he really loves best. When he tunes to his favorite network, he can’t believe his eyes. Fox is letting Democrats appear on air and Fox is letting them…wait for it… 

…speak! 

Trump explodes, grabs his phone, and starts to tweet like a man possessed. (The man also loves to tweet.) 

Once again, we must quote him in full to capture the sense of his spleen: 

Just watched @FoxNews heavily promoting the Democrats through their DNC Communications Director, spewing out whatever she wanted with zero pushback by anchor, @SandraSmithFox. Terrible considering that Fox couldn’t even land a debate, the Dems give them NOTHING! @CNN & @MSNBC....

 

...are all in for the Open Border Socialists (or beyond). Fox hires “give Hillary the questions” @donnabrazile, Juan Williams and low ratings Shep Smith. HOPELESS & CLUELESS! They should go all the way LEFT and I will still find a way to Win - That’s what I do, Win. Too Bad!....

 

....I don’t want to Win for myself, I only want to Win for the people. The New @FoxNews is letting millions of GREAT people down! We have to start looking for a new News Outlet. Fox isn’t working for us anymore!

 

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I suddenly realize, I’ve got to help. So I send this out to you: 

A FRIENDLY LETTER TO THE MAGA FOLKS

 

Dear Trump fans: 

Did you realize your favorite, orange-tinted authoritarian has tweeted 1,606 times, as of this morning, telling you to tune in to Fox News? In other words, your president has been feeding you propaganda. It’s not as bad as Kim-Jong-un, requiring people to clap whenever he appears. Trump has shown no inclination to order journalists bumped off like his pal, Vlad. But Trump has pushed Fox & Friends in 577 tweets – which would be included in the 1,606 above. 

Trump has fed your addiction. He’s your pusher. He has touted Sean Hannity’s show (235 additional tweets), Tom Fitton’s show (77), Lou Dobbs’ show (70), Tucker Carlson’s show (44), the Ingraham Angle (41) and suggested you watch Judge Jeanine Pirro (in 36 tweets). 

You, dear Trump fans – and I trust most of you love this country, just as I and my liberal friends do – you have been suckered for sure. 

Your friend,

Mr. Blogger