6/6/21: If April was the “cruelest month” for Team Trump, and May was awful, perhaps June will be…
Even
more embarrassing?
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Jason Miller: just one member of Team Trump having tough times. |
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“We’re going to take back the White House, and sooner than you think.”
Rejected-President
Trump
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It was another sad day for Rejected-President Trump when he had to shut down his blog, “From the Desk of Donald J. Trump.” That exercise in literature lasted 29 days before suffering an ignominious death.
Traffic to the site was minimal. As Forbes magazine noted, fewer people checked out what Loser Don had to say on any given day than visited such internet sites as Eat This Not That or the adoption site Petfinder.
Petfinder.com. where you can find “personalized pet matches,” including cats, dogs and “other pets.”
(I
think I am going to get on that site later and try to find a weasel. I will
name it Rep. Gaetz.)
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IN OTHER NEWS, Trump comes out of his Mar-a-Lago bunker long enough to show up at a Republican gathering in North Carolina. There, he blames Dr. Fauci for getting everything about the coronavirus wrong.
Did he himself bear any responsibility for the debacle? Why no. He was only President of the United States.
As Reuters explains, “Trump called Fauci ‘not a great doctor but a great promoter’ for his frequent television appearances. ‘But he’s been wrong on almost every issue and he was wrong on Wuhan and the lab also.’”
Loser Don, who apparently believes
he got everything right, said China should pay $10 trillion in damages for unleashing
the virus.
The former president was talking nonsense.
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Next inauguration? August 13?
AT THIS POINT, we must admit: Trump fans will believe anything. Cannibalistic, pedophile liberals ruling the world? Check. Jewish-controlled space lasers? Check. Italian satellites used to switch votes in the presidential election? Check. Bamboo in the Arizona ballots? Yes! Biden’s inauguration will be halted, and Trump will be reinstated on January 20, because a mysterious internet figure named “Q” promised? Or reinstated on March 4? Check and double-check.
Now we learn that Trump fans believe their Orange Idol is to be returned to office on August 13.
Sydney
Powell, America’s goofiest lawyer, says it’s true. So does Mike Lindell, of MyPillow fame. In fact,
during a recent appearance on Steve Bannon’s radio show, Lindell said there was
a “clear path” ahead…and a domino effect was coming…and the U.S. Supreme Court
would be so impressed with the evidence of a stolen election…which would soon
magically appear…that they would vote 9-0 in favor of Trump and set a new
inauguration date.
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ARE THERE any other lunatics out there, who don’t have a grip on how the U.S. Constitution works?
Why, yes. There is. Namely Rejected-President Trump, himself. There have been several recent stories highlighting Don’s sad belief that he will be returned to the White House later this summer. Lindell says he gave his Orange Idol the idea, which is kind of like bragging that you gave a sexual partner chlamydia. Daughter-in-law Lara Trump pushed back on the idea, but not with force, saying that “as far as she knew” her father-in-law hadn’t reserved a moving van yet. Last night, in one of his first big public appearances since Biden thumped him in November, Don told a crowd of admirers that now was not the time to despair. Or to think lucidly.
“We’re going to take back the Senate, take back the House,” he assured his audience, adding, “we’re going to take back the White House, and sooner than you think. It’s going to be really something special.”
(Has this man had a drug test
recently?)
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FINALLY, we would like to note that the old cliché, “birds of a feather,” clearly applies where members of Team Trump are concerned. We know that Girl Scouts hang out with other Girl Scouts and sell cookies. Heroin addicts hang with other addicts and shoot up to get high. Young men who call themselves “incels” (involuntarily celibate) commiserate online and stoke their toxic anger toward women.
Crooks – as in Team Trump – tend to cluster.
Take Steve Bannon. He got a
pardon from President Trump. His business partner in a scam to dupe people into
helping pay for the famous border wall, was recently indicted on fresh fraud and tax evasion charges.
AMI, which publishes the National Enquirer, and is run by a Trump friend, just got fined $187,500. The Federal Elections Commission ruled that AMI “knowingly and willfully” violated the law to protect Don during the 2016 campaign. Remember? The company paid to kill a story about Don’s unfaithful behavior in his marriage with Melania Trump. Not to be confused with his unfaithful behavior in marriage #1.
And also, marriage #2.
“Birds of a feather,” as they say. Louis DeJoy, Trump’s choice for postmaster general, finds himself under a cloud. At issue: Whether or not, at his previous business, he pressured employees to donate money to Republican candidates.
Federal investigators are also looking into whether or not Rep. Matt Gaetz, Trump’s biggest fanboy, obstructed justice in a phone call involving his former girlfriend and a witness in a possible criminal case against him. Both the ex-girlfriend and the witness were friends with a 17-year-old girl, who was allegedly sex-trafficked. Possibly by Gaetz. Definitely by Gaetz’s feathered friend – and recently convicted felon – Joel Greenberg.
Is it possible Rep. Gaetz is innocent? It is. And we never resort to chanting, at this blog, “Lock him up!” Or in other cases, “Lock her up?” Or in transgender situations, “Lock zim up!”
We are big, big fans of evidence.
That is why we anxiously await
results of investigations into the Trump Organization. After all, we already
know that legal standards were low wherever Trump or members of his family were
involved. Trump University? A scam. And a fine of $25 million.
The Trump Foundation? The charity was fined $2 million for misusing funds and his three oldest children were banned from
further “charitable” work. So, when we hear that the Attorney General of New
York and the District Attorney for New York City are studying the tax records
of the Trump Foundation, we do perk up and take notice. A grand jury has already required testimony from Jeffrey McConney, a top finance officer
at the Trump Organization for the last 35 years.
Also under increasing scrutiny: Allen H. Weisselberg, the top officer for the Organization. He and his son may have been offered lavish fringe benefits, including free apartments, and school tuition payments, which should have been taxed, but which were likely not. And then you have Donald J. Trump himself, a peacock among the birds, accused by his former lawyer, Cohen, of cheating in multiple ways to avoid paying his fair share of taxes.
Any other legal news on the Team Trump front? Well, we know Sidney Powell and Mr. MyPillow are getting sued for defamation. And Rudy Giuliani! Jason Miller, Trump’s loyal spokesman, has suffered defeat in court, as well. He twice tried to sue Gizmodo Media Group for defamation. He twice lost. Now he has been ordered by one judge to pay Gizmodo’s $41,868.23 legal fees. Miller was angry in 2018, when a story was posted under this headline: “Court Docs Allege Ex-Trump Staffer Drugged Woman He Got Pregnant With ‘Abortion Pill.’”
The
story went viral. Miller got mad. And Miller went to court – only to have
another judge rule that the story had been accurately reported.
As summarized by the website, TheWrap,
The story laid out the details of Miller’s
divorce from ex-wife A.J Delgado, who he met during the campaign in 2016.
Delgado’s legal team alleged that Miller had an affair with a woman he met at
an Orlando strip club and when the woman found out she was pregnant, Miller
dosed her with an abortion pill without her knowledge, leading to the
termination of the pregnancy, and almost killed the woman.
Miller’s “good name” was further tarnished in 2019 when he admitted to extramarital affairs. That included hiring prostitutes in multiple cities, and visiting “Asian-themed” massage parlors where he paid for hand jobs.
Now,
he’s back in court, fighting his ex-wife, Delgado, in a case involving child
support, custody and alleged harassing and threatening emails and other
communications to her from him. Miller is accused of hiding several sources
of income,
including payments as a spokesman for Mr. Trump, in order to cut any
potential child support payments he might have to make.
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