June 26, 2021: Trump Attacks Wisconsin Republicans

 

6/26/21: President Trump blasts top Wisconsin Republican lawmakers. He accuses them of “working hard to cover up election corruption” and “actively trying to prevent a Forensic Audit of the election results.” He names Wisconsin Senate President Chris Kapenga specifically.

 

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“The power of your pen to mine is like Thor’s hammer to a Bobby pin.” 

Chris Kapenga

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In a groveling two-page letter to the Rejected-President, Kapenga denies having failed the Great Orange Man. 

First, he says it was an “honor…being named publicly” by a president – which is pathetic in the extreme, since that very president has just accused him of trying to cover up election corruption. 

“I feel I need to respond even though you will likely never hear of it,” he adds, “as the power of your pen to mine is like Thor’s hammer to a Bobby pin.”  

Nevertheless, he continues, 

I need to correct your false claim against me. I never received a call from you or any of your sources asking about the election audit. If you had, I would have told you that long before your press release I called the auditor in charge of the election audit that is taking place in Wisconsin and requested a forensic component to the audit.

 

He assures the former president that he is doing all he can to ensure the vote was conducted fairly. “If I am not satisfied with the procedures performed, I will request additional work be done. If anyone illegally attempts to hinder information from being obtained, I will use my subpoena powers to get it.”  

He asks Trump “to issue a press release” correcting his mistake, adding sweetly, “Second, you owe me a round of golf at the club of your choice.” 

Then he abases himself:  

I write this as I am about to board a plane due to a family medical emergency. In addition to my Trump socks, I will pull up my Trump/Pence mask when I board the plane, as required by federal law. I figure, if the liberals are going to force me to wear a mask, I am going to make it as painful for them as possible. I will continue to do this regardless of whether or not I ever hear from you. 

 

Thank you for doing great things as our President.

 

Since Kapenga lacks the nuts to stand up to Loser Donald, the blogger will have to defend him. (I think he may have dirtied his Trump shorts while writing such a pitiful letter.) Trump has accused him of covering up election corruption. Trump is ill-informed or lying, likely both. A forensic audit is being conducted. Trump is a sack of s*** and he’s talking out his ass again. (See: 5/18/21 and 10/22/21 for all the voting fraud uncovered in Wisconsin’s forensic audit.)