Showing posts with label Rep. Chris Collins. Show all posts
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Friday, June 3, 2022

August 8, 2018: Congressman Chris Collins & Son Arrested for Insider Trading

 

8/8/18: Speaking of courts, Rep. Chris Collins (R-NY), the first member of Congress to endorse Trump for president gets handcuffed and hauled to jail. Collins, who sat on the health subcommittee of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, just so happened to be a major investor in an Australian company, Innate Immunotherapeutics Limited. Innate had one product, MIS416, an experimental drug for treating multiple sclerosis. Collins not only sat on a committee that might help the drug win FDA approval, he sat on the company board. 

The keen-eyed observer is probably thinking: This sounds like a conflict of interest! That’s because it is. 

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Collins nearly choked on his baked beans.

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On June 22, 2017, prosecutors allege, Collins was attending a picnic (at the White House, no less) when he got a call from someone with the company. MIS416 had failed a clinical trial. 

The “value” of the drug was essentially zero.



Crap! This stuff is useless.

 

Collins nearly choked on his baked beans. He had to decide. What should a congressman with inside information do? Take his lumps? Or get someone else to take them? He called his son seven times in five minutes. Six calls went to voicemail. The seventh went through. Brief conversation followed. 

On the morning of June 23, Cameron Collins, his son, sold 500 shares of Innate. Over the course of the next few days he placed 53 sell orders. Cameron’s fiancĂ©e, Lauren Zarsky, sold her shares. So did her father, Stephen Zarsky. Mr. Zarsky’s wife, daughter and brother dumped Innate. 

Mr. Zarsky alone avoided $144,000 in losses and stuck some unwitting chump, without insider info. Cameron Collins dodged $570,000 in losses as Innate fell in five days by more than 90 percent. Both have been charged in the insider trading scheme. 

Rep. Collins has been freed on promise to post $500,000 bond. Meanwhile, he has assured constituents you can’t keep a good congressman down. Stock prices? Yes. But not Chris Collins, who you should vote for in November, if you want him to help President Trump drain the swamp! (See: 10/8/19, for Collins’ guilty plea.)

Tuesday, May 31, 2022

August 22, 2018: Trump "Drains the Swamp" of Alligators He Hired

 

8/22/18: President Trump is finally draining the swamp! Papadopoulos has been drained. (See: 8/21/18.) 

And Omarosa has been yanked from the muck, although we might mention that Trump hired the woman he now describes as “wacky and deranged.” Taxpayers then forked out $179,700 per year in salary even though the president now says she was “vicious,” “not smart” and “a lowlife.” 



Omarosa and Trump in happier days.


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The pet bunny gets a plane ride.

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Then, with the help of Special Counsel Mueller and federal prosecutors in the Southern District of New York, the president saw two more alligators pulled from the reeds and bundled off to prison. Alligator #1, Michael Cohen, pled guilty to eight felony counts. Alligator #2, Paul Manafort, was convicted by a jury on eight felony counts of his own. 

We’re not done yet, either. 

CNN reports that two more gators have been arrested. In fact, CNN, “Fake News,” “so disgusting,” according to the president, has the nerve to file a report based on court documents. 

Yes, more court news! 

Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter and his wife, Margaret, routinely – and and illegally – used campaign funds to pay personal bills big and small, from luxury vacations to kids’ school lunches and delinquent family dentistry bills, according to a stinging 47-page indictment unsealed Tuesday.

 

Hunter, if you don’t remember, was the second member of Congress to endorse Trump for president, which is kind of ironic. 

The first, Rep. Chris Collins, was charged with insider trading and arrested a few days ago. (See: 8/8/18.). That’s ironic, too. 

Charges against Mr. and Mrs. Hunter include wire fraud, campaign finance violations and conspiracy. An investigation by the Department of Justice lasted more than a year, during which Rep. Hunter maintained he was innocent, and that Mrs. Hunter was a lovely woman.

Okay, maybe, she couldn’t balance a checkbook. 

More on that in a moment.

 

CNN was kind enough to post a copy of the indictment for all Trump fans and GOP backers to read. 

According to prosecutors, the Hunters were funding a lavish lifestyle, one they could not afford. So, they “knowingly conspired with each other” to convert campaign funds for personal use. There was, for example, the $14,000 family trip to Italy. And the $6,500 family trip to Hawaii. The couple used campaign cash for all kinds of shady purposes. They spent $600 to buy an airline ticket for their pet rabbit – because, going to Italy without the bunny? Unacceptable. 

In one particularly egregious case they purchased personal clothing at a golf course (please, please, let it be a Trump course!). Then they falsely reported to Rep. Hunter’s campaign treasurer that they had purchased “[golf] balls for the wounded warriors,” according to the federal indictment. 

Mrs. Hunter was given a campaign credit card, even though she then had no role on the campaign. Finally, at her husband’s urging, she was paid as campaign manager. Mr. Hunter told his treasurer, who objected, that the family needed “the extra money that would come from her salary.” One reason the couple needed money: Over the course of seven years they overdrew their personal bank accounts 1,100 times, resulting in $37,761 in “overdraft” and “insufficient funds” fees.

 

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THE PRESIDENT DECIDES he needs to comment on the recent convictions of Cohen and Manafort. He ponders the fates of felons and tweets. First, he slams the former. “If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!” 

Okay, got it: bad felon! 

As for Manafort, he garners the president’s sympathy in a pair of heartfelt tweets:  

I feel very badly for Paul Manafort and his wonderful family. “Justice” took a 12 year old tax case, among other things, applied tremendous pressure on him and, unlike Michael Cohen, he refused to “break” - make up stories in order to get a “deal.” Such respect for a brave man!

 

A large number of counts, ten, could not even be decided in the Paul Manafort case. Witch Hunt!

 

Got it: good felon! 

 

POSTSCRIPT: Don’t forget. Cohen was a good felon until he made it clear he was going to flip. (See: 4/9/18.)

September 4, 2018: Trump Tramples the U.S. Judicial System

 

9/4/18: Just when you think Trump might make it through an entire day without trampling on the rule of law, he puts on golf spikes and starts taking divots out of the U.S. system of justice. First, he puts his fat orange thumb on the Twitter button and pushes down hard on the scales of justice. This time he’s upset about the indictments of two Republican members of Congress. 



Rep. Duncan Hunter - now indicted.


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“An attorney general’s job is not to play goalie for a president.” 

Brit Hume, Fox News

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That means it’s time to insult Attorney General Jeff Sessions and vilify the Department of Justice: 

Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well publicized charge, just ahead of the Mid-Terms, by the Jeff Sessions Justice Department. Two easy wins now in doubt because there is not enough time. Good job Jeff......

 

 ....The Democrats, none of whom voted for Jeff Sessions, must love him now. Same thing with Lyin’ James Comey. The Dems all hated him, wanted him out, thought he was disgusting - UNTIL I FIRED HIM! Immediately he became a wonderful man, a saint like figure in fact. Really sick!

 

There in one tidy package you glimpse the “beauty” of President Twitter Thumbs and his tweets. 

In just 95 words, without checking grammar, employing logic a fifth grader could demolish, the President of the United States manages to: 

1.     Undercut faith in the Department of Justice. 

2.     Sow doubt about the fairness of the courts.

3.     Show disrespect for the rule of law. 

4.     Hint that Obama still can’t be trusted. 

5.     Avoid mentioning the indicted men by name. 

6.     Avoid talking about why they were indicted. 

7.     Label Comey a liar (and hope his fans aren’t keeping track of all the president’s lies, which are bountiful). 

8.     Call Democrats “sick.” 

9.     Insult Sessions without having the nuts to fire him. 

 

It’s a dump truck of stupidity; but a stunning number of Trump lovers will swallow it all down. Note the “retweets” and “likes” when I checked at 9:22 this morning: 

 


 

Here’s what we know for sure. Trump can remove Jeff Sessions and we know he burns to do so. He doesn’t dare, at least till after midterms. If he were to fire Sessions, most Americans, including sensible people among his supporters, would see it as increasingly clear evidence of intent to obstruct justice. (See: 11/7/18.) 

It might go like this: Sessions gets it first. Trump puts a stooge in his place: Devin Nunes, Horndog Rudy? Judge Jeanine from Fox News? The stooge fires Special Counsel Robert Mueller. The “witch hunt” is ended. 

Presto! No more annoying rule of law. 

Even on the president’s favorite cable news channel, where truth goes to die, real journalists are restive. Brit Hume, senior political analyst at Fox, counters Trump’s pair of tweets with one of his own: “Will DJT never learn that an attorney general’s job is not to play goalie for a president or his party, or any party for that matter?”

 

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Here, it would be remiss not to point out that the Department of Justice investigates politicians of all stripes. Senator Robert Menendez (D-N.J.) was indicted on fourteen felony counts in April 2015, when Obama was in the White House. Menendez managed to survive a trial. 

In most cases the DOJ gets its man or woman. Prosecutors indicted Sheldon Silver, a powerful Democratic New York State legislator in 2015. They managed to prove that Silver was a bribe-taking bum, who pocketed millions of dollars. Silver survived a first trial, only to be convicted in a second. 

If you’d like to be both appalled and amused go to Wikipedia for a list of “American federal politicians convicted of crimes.” 

Under Mr. Obama, DOJ went after miscreants in bipartisan fashion. Anthony Weiner, a Democrat, was convicted after sending pictures of his weenie to a 15-year-old girl. Rick Renzi, a Republican, was acquitted on 15 felony charges! Finally, an innocent politician… 

Okay, nope. He was found guilty on 17 other felony counts.

 

Others who fell afoul of the law while Mr. Obama was in office, included: Dennis Hassert, a former Republican lawmaker, convicted of paying off a wrestler he had sexually assaulted when Hassert was coaching in high school. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL), scion of a famous clan, was nailed for misusing $750,000 in campaign funds. Trey Radel (R-FL) got busted for cocaine possession. Chaka Fattah (D-PA) ran up an impressive total of 23 felony counts. Michael Grimm (R-NY) pled guilty to a single count of felony tax evasion. He avoided trial on nineteen additional counts and was sentenced to eight months in jail. Still, if you like audacity, all hail Grimm! Fresh out of the slammer, he decided to run for Congress again in 2018. 

Alas, for those of us who like to make fun of the GOP, Grimm went down to defeat in a June primary. 

It’s not hard to understand any of this, really. We want the Department of Justice to go after as many crooks in government as they can find and convict them when the evidence merits.



 

The two congressmen indicted, but not named by Trump in his tweets, are Chris Collins (see: 8/8/18) and Duncan Hunter (see: 8/22/18). I suspect the president didn’t want to name them because some of his supporters might Google their names and not come away impressed. 

The U.S. system of justice, though often flawed, is arguably the greatest ever designed. It’s a system of men and women – not just laws – and therefore lacking perfection. Innocent individuals have been convicted of murders and sent to death row, or worse. Illegal immigrants do sneak into our country. Some commit heinous crimes. See, for example, the tragic story of Mollie Tibbetts. Native-born Americans also commit heinous crimes. Yet, even the most terrible criminals are accorded the fairest trials possible. Real criminals sometimes get off when a dozen jurors can’t be sure they committed crimes they committed. Police have planted evidence. Prosecutors have suppressed exculpatory material. A crime lab technician forged test results. Poor defendants are often ill-served by bad lawyers, including one barrister who fell asleep during a client’s trial. Rich white people get off with light sentences while darker, poorer individuals get carted off to jail. Where people of color are concerned, the system is sometimes more flawed than just; and so we keep working to improve it. 

As for Collins and his pals, and Mr. and Mrs. Hunter, they may ultimately prove innocent, or avoid jail if found guilty. The rule of law requires they be indicted if evidence indicates crimes have been committed. 

You can learn a great deal about how U.S. courts function if you’re not too lazy to read. You won’t learn anything , and you’ll end up dumber, if you are gullible enough to fall for the president’s tweets.

 

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NIGHT FALLS and the president heads for bed at the end of another rough day. When he turns on the TV hoping to relax, he can’t escape the news. 

All the cable channels are reporting on Bob Woodward’s new book, Fear: Trump in the White House, due out September 11. The details revealed so far are not flattering to the man gazing at the TV. 

 

An orange jump suit for an orange president. 

According to CNN, Woodward quotes White House Chief of Staff John Kelly as saying of Trump: “He’s an idiot. It’s pointless to try to convince him of anything. He’s gone off the rails. We’re in Crazytown. I don’t even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I’ve ever had.” 

Woodward also writes about the efforts of the president’s lawyers to prepare him for a possible meeting with Robert Mueller. The president can’t get through a 30-minute mock session without exploding. John Dowd, head of his defense team at the time, warns him never to sit down and testify under oath. “There’s no way you can get through these [talks]. ...Don’t testify. It’s either that or an orange jump suit.” 

Dowd, Kelly, and others have denied saying what Woodward quotes them as saying. But if we go back to Watergate, we know Mark Felt, the F.B.I. agent who repeatedly tipped off Woodward and Bernstein, denied just as repeatedly that he was their famous source, “Deep Throat.” 

Woodward describes Trump as lonely and increasingly paranoid, often watching hours of TV alone in the White House residence.

 

Trump often sounds, in Woodward’s telling, exactly how you think Trump would sound behind closed doors. The president describes Reince Priebus, his first chief of staff, as “a little rat. He just scurries around.” The president isn’t interested in the details of foreign policy. He doesn’t care about the positions of our allies, or the subtleties of our enemies’ negotiating positions. Trump goes off on his generals when they try to explain the complexities of the fighting in Afghanistan. “You should be killing guys. You don’t need a strategy to kill people,” he snarls. 

Woodward says it was after this that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson declared: “He’s a fucking moron.” 

In a January 2018, Defense Secretary James Mattis is described as explaining why the U.S. has a large troop presence in South Korea. “We’re doing this in order to prevent World War III,” he says to Trump. Afterwards, he tells a close associate that the president has the same understanding as a “fifth or sixth grader.”

Monday, May 23, 2022

December 4, 2018: Good Conservative "Values" on Display

 

12/4/18:  A man has got to tweet; and Trump has got to tweet stupid sh*t. Tuesday, he refers to himself as “Tariff Man” on Twitter. Investors, already skeptical of his claim that he has struck an “incredible” tariff deal at the G-20 Summit with China, react like an attractive young woman stuck alone in a room with the Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief. The Dow plunges 800 points.

 

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C.I.A. DIRECTOR Gina Haspel heads to Capitol Hill to brief a group of U.S. senators.

What Haspel says behind closed doors leaves them fuming. 








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“If he were in front of a jury, he would be convicted of murder in about 30 minutes.” 

Sen. Bob Corker

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The tweeting “Tariff Man” has insisted evidence is not clear. Maybe Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered the killing of Jamal Khashoggi. Maybe he didn’t. How should he know? He’s just the president. 

The senators who listen to Haspel have no misgivings. Sen. Bob Corker tells reporters after the meeting there can be no doubt the prince “ordered, monitored, the killing” of the father of four. “If he were in front of a jury, he would be convicted of murder in about 30 minutes.” 

A visibly angry Sen. Lindsey Graham seconds that assessment. “There’s not a smoking gun,” he fumes, “there’s a smoking saw.”  

“You have to be willfully blind,” Graham continues, “not to come to the conclusion that this was orchestrated and organized by people under the command of MBS and that he was intrinsically involved in the demise of Mr. Khashoggi.”

 

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WELL, AT LAST! Republicans finally uncover the kind of massive voter fraud the president has been railing about for years. The election in North Carolina’s Ninth Congressional District was rigged. 

By Republicans! 

An “independent contractor” working for the campaign of Mark Harris, the GOP candidate, helped Harris beat Democratic opponent Dan McCready by 905 votes. Then evidence of widespread fraud surfaced. Absentee ballots had been sent to hundreds of individuals who never requested them. Workers paid by a convicted felon went door-to-door and collected completed ballots. If you are asking yourself, “Hey, isn’t that illegal?” you are not the first to ask. 

That is, in fact, flagrantly illegal. 

Citing, “claims of numerous irregularities and concerted fraudulent activities related to absentee mail ballots,” the State Board of Elections and Ethics Enforcement refused to certify the results in the Ninth District.

 

The testimony of Stacy Holcomb, a Ninth District voter, is typical. “A woman wearing a Mark Harris t-shirt came by his apartment asking if he wanted to cast an absentee ballot by mail,” reporters explained. “He accepted her help getting a ballot and gave the woman the marked, sealed ballot after it arrived.” 

Who hatched this scheme? That would be the convicted felon, Leslie McCrae Dowless.

An article in the Charlotte Observer provides the requisite background: 

Leslie McCrae Dowless was convicted of felony fraud in 1992 in Iredell County, according to court records. Dowless and his wife were accused of taking out an insurance policy on a dead man [emphasis added] and collecting nearly $165,000 from his death, according to a 1991 Fayetteville Observer article. He served more than six months of a two-year prison sentence, according to court records.

Dowless, now 62, was convicted of felony perjury in 1990, according to court records.

 

No one knows – but a new election may result. 

 

The GOP still has Rep. Chris Collins. 

Well, at least the GOP can still count on Chris Collins to uphold conservative values! Rep. Collins recently eked out a narrow win in New York’s Twenty-Seventh Congressional District. The incumbent defeated his challenger by 2,560 votes, in an election where roughly 277,000 were cast. 

Now Collins needs at least one more vote, a jury holdout, since he’s under indictment on charges of insider trading.

 

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OTHER THAN COLLINS’ VICTORY, is there any other good news for Team Trump? Yes and no. 

Former Team Trump member and leader of “Lock her up!” chants, General Michael T. Flynn appears in court Tuesday. Special Counsel Mueller recommends 0 days behind bars for Flynn. 

Cue the chant from the Oval Office, “Don’t lock him up!” It’s party time for Trump and all his aides and Don Jr. 

Or not.

 

General Flynn is likely to avoid spending time in jail not because he’s innocent but because he quickly plead guilty and began cooperating with the investigation. We now learn that he has talked with Mueller’s team on nineteen occasions. “Given the defendant’s substantial assistance and other considerations set forth below,” the court filing reads, “a sentence at the low end of the guideline range – including a sentence that does not impose a term of incarceration – is appropriate and warranted.” 

On Fox News, Trump’s cheerleaders insist this proves Mueller and his team are coming up empty-handed and Trump should be re-elected in 2020, even if he loses the popular vote by twenty-six million. Lou Dobbs demands that President Obama produce his birth certificate, Harvard transcripts, hat, pants, and shoe sizes. Tucker Carlson spends an entire show looking perplexed. Liberals, he says, don’t you hate them! 

In reality, the folks in the White House must be sweating. No one knows what Flynn told Mueller during those meetings. Jared Kushner has reason to worry. What did Flynn tell investigators about the secret meeting he and Flynn held with a Russian banker in December 2016? Manafort has already been cooked in court. Now the leftovers of his life may end up microwaved for dessert. 

 

Multiple false statements on multiple occasions. 

We already knew that Flynn and his son flew to Russia in December 2015 and stayed in a luxury hotel for several days, at Russian expense. We know General Flynn plunked down beside Vladimir Putin at dinner and then gave a speech for which he was handsomely paid ($45,000). So: What did Flynn tell Mueller and his team about efforts inside the Trump campaign in 2016, including offers to end crippling financial sanctions, to curry favor with the Russians? 

And did he finger the president? 

How bad could Flynn be for Trump and his gang? First, we have long known that he plead guilty to one charge of lying to the F.B.I. The sentencing document notes, “As described in the Statement of Offense, the defendant made multiple false statements, to multiple Department of Justice (“DOJ”) entities, on multiple occasions.” 

That means there was plenty Flynn felt he needed to lie about. And Flynn was President Trump’s boy. 

Secondly, anyone who has ever watched an episode of CSI: Miami, or CSI: Jaywalking Unit, knows criminal investigators work their way up, trying to turn small fish against big fish before the small fish are eaten.

 

A heavily redacted supplemental document leaves court reporters, pundits and ordinary Americans guessing. On Page One we learn, “The defendant has assisted with several ongoing investigations [emphasis added], a criminal investigation [REDACTED].” Flynn has “provided documents and communications” that have to do with “links or coordination between the Russian government and individuals associated with the campaign of President Donald J. Trump” [REDACTED]. 

On Page Two we learn that Flynn has provided “substantial assistance,” but that some of the benefits “may not be fully realized at this time because the investigations in which he has provided assistance are ongoing.” 


 

Black lines in a court document, spell trouble for White House. 

An entire section of the document is [REDACTED] including the name of the investigation itself. 

On Page Four, prosecutors note that “several senior members” of the Trump transition team repeated false statements Flynn made about contacts with Russia. “The defendant also provided useful information concerning” [REDACTED]. And another full page is reduced to heavy black lines. 

Black lines in a court filing mean black days and nights of doubt and confusion in the White House.

Friday, April 29, 2022

October 8, 2019: Bad Year for Big Pharma, Addicts, Congressional Crooks, and Fish

 


Republicans used socialism to scare people.

Big Pharma actually kills them.



10/8/19: Republicans are still in a dither over Democrats and their flirtation with Bernie Sanders and socialism, Meanwhile, we keep getting lessons in the grotesque imperfections of capitalism. For example: Big Pharma. 

Faced with thousands of opioid-related lawsuits, manufacturers and distributors begin caving. Three of the largest distributors and two manufacturers offer $22 billion in damages and promise to spend an additional $28 billion on drugs to combat the damage opioids have caused.

 

In related news, Dr. Joel Smithers, a capitalist if ever there was one, is sentenced to 40 years in prison. His crime: writing 500,000 opioid prescriptions, mostly bogus, and pushing millions of pills out to the streets. His sentence won’t help the 2.5 million Americans who are currently addicted. Nor will it bring back the tens of thousands who have died from opioid overdoses since 2000. 

It’s one small step for mankind, though.

 

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IN OTHER NEWS, Congressman Chris Collins, who represented an upstate district in New York, resigns and pleads guilty to charges of insider trading. Collins had long insisted on his innocence – and President Trump had talked about how unfair it was that Collins was investigated in the first place. Now the former lawmaker is a felon, facing up to five years in prison. 

His son, Cameron, pleads guilty the next day. Prosecutors note that the pair, and the father of Cameron’s fiancĂ©, avoided more than $800,000 in losses by dumping stock, based on insider tips.

 



So, bad day for Mr. Collins, Mr. Collins, and the younger Mr. Collins’ future father-in-law. Good day, however, for justice.

 

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WE ALSO LEARN that the sea is running out of fish. Scientists warn that unless the nations of the world face the challenge, food supplies crucial to hundreds of millions of human beings will begin to decline. Climate change alone may drive down catch rates by 24% by the end of this century. 

A third of all fishing stocks are already overfished at unsustainable rates; and 90% of stocks are fully exploited. 

Bad year for fish.



Resources are finite.

Saturday, March 26, 2022

December 22, 2020: Can We All Agree - No More Stupid Maps?

 

12/22/20: Make that ten days. Once again, “The President has no public events scheduled” Tuesday, as the White House reports.

 

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In other words, your tax dollars at work, to get Esformes a pardon, for stealing your tax dollars to begin.

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From deep inside the bunker, however, Trump lashes out at enemies, a growing horde, and pardons a few criminal pals. The president’s Twitter feed has always been a place to go if you like racism, paranoia, self-pity, petty insults, and half-baked policy, all wrapped up in an authoritarian vibe. 

Now, we’re getting flat-out “crazy.” The president’s “enemies list” expands to include Sen. Mitch McConnell. Trump has blasted Republican “puppets” in Georgia and torched the U.S. Supreme Court. The soon to be ex-President of the United States is seeing enemies behind every door. 

VP Pence? Him, too. Lame Duck Don is said to believe that his second in command has been “insufficiently loyal.”

 

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WHEN OLD FRIENDS FAIL, make new ones by pardoning a whole bunch of disreputable characters. 

Top names on the list of pardons issued today are former congressmen, Rep. Chris Collins, and Rep. Duncan Hunter. Apparently, both deserve relief because they were the first members of Congress, back when Trump was just a terrible candidate running to trash the rule of law, to endorse the man. Sure, Collins, and his son, Cameron, and a whole pack of Cam’s in-laws, were accused of insider trading. Cam, alone, managed to dump stock on poor dupes who didn’t have the same inside dish dad had, and avoided $570,000 in losses as a result. 

But what’s a president supposed to do, if not pardon all his felonious friends? 

Duncan Hunter and his wife were found guilty of siphoning off a quarter of a million dollars in campaign funds and spending the money for family vacations and to pay Hunter household expenses. 

Famously, that included using $600 in campaign cash to fly the family’s pet bunny along during an Italy trip. 

Not to mention: Rep. Hunter using campaign cash to fund an alleged five extramarital affairs. (See: 8/8/18 and 8/22/18.)

 

Also snagging pardons: George Papadopoulos, a Trump campaign aide in 2016, and Alex van der Zwaan, a Dutch lawyer. Both men lied to investigators about contacts with Russians – or, in Zwaan’s case, contacts with other liars working for Trump, who had already lied about contacts with Russians. 

Several pardons issued Tuesday hold up under scrutiny, but my favorite is the one for Philip Esformes. He’s described by the New York Post as a “Florida nursing home tycoon.” Esformes had been sentenced to twenty years in prison after he was convicted in a $1 billion Medicare fraud scheme. 

In other words, your tax dollars have been at work, to get Esformes a pardon, for stealing your tax dollars to begin.

 

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AT ANY RATE, the president remains as unwilling as ever to accept his November defeat. On Tuesday, Lame D. did tweet once about vaccine distribution and how great it was going – and all because of him. 

Mostly, he spent his day lashing out at all those who refuse to support his insane schemes to overturn the vote and secure a second term. Mitch McConnell continued to take fire, for having admitted that Joe Biden would in fact soon be President of the United States. 

New to the president’s hate list was “RINO John Thune, ‘Mitch’s boy,’” as Trump described him in a tweet. Thune represents a solid red state in the U.S. Senate, but the president has had about all he can stand of Thune’s concern for the U.S. Constitution and the rule of law. He wants the votes of six states overturned; and he wants it now, or no later than January 6.

“South Dakota doesn’t like weakness,” he raged on Twitter. Thune “will be primaried in 2022, political career over!!” 

For pure, unadulterated idiocy, the president’s retweet of a post by someone named “Kevin McCullough,” may be my favorite of the day.


 We see this same lame argument every four years, when some knothead posts the kind of map (above), showing how much of America is “red” country, not “blue.” 

McCullough is just the latest – and, in Trump, we finally have a president so ill-informed as to buy the concept. And it’s worth noting that McCullough posted the wrong map, from the 2016 election, and that neither he nor the president noticed. We provide the correct map from 2020, as a service. 

America is 50 states,” McCullough first notes. Yay! Got that right! Focusing on several of those states where the voters chose Biden over Trump, which results Trump doesn’t like and still hopes to overturn, McCullough explains, “Minus the states in question Trump won 25, Biden won 16.” 

I don’t get the poor sap’s math. So, I check the electoral map. Sure enough, Trump won more states, especially if we don’t count eight of the states Joe Biden won! Such as Pennsylvania. My map does show that Trump received the electoral votes from 26 states. I also know conservatives love the Electoral College, because since 1992, they’ve only won the popular vote once. 

But really? President Trump thinks we vote by square mileage? 

Apparently, he does.

 

That’s the argument McCullough is advancing. And it’s an incredibly stupid argument from the start. “Those [pro-Trump] states house 2974 counties. Even with the ‘votes in question’ Trump won 2496 [counties], Biden [w]on 477. Trump won 84% of America, Biden ‘won’ 16%.” 

So, let a liberal blogger explain again – as he did in 2016. In 2012. And in 2008. Consider California. The state has a population of more than 40 million. So that blue state has fifty-five (55) electoral votes. 

Trump did in fact win wide swaths of the country if we measure by square miles. That doesn’t change the fact he won states with low populations. Wyoming has six people per square mile. The entire state has 567,000 people. Wyoming gets three (3) electoral votes. Alaska also has three (3). Montana has three (3). North Dakota has three (3). South Dakota also has three (3). Idaho has four (4). Nebraska has five (5). Kansas, Iowa, and Utah have six each (6, 6, 6), and Oklahoma has seven (7). 

If you are keeping track, those eleven states all went for Trump; but they have only a combined 49 electoral votes.

 

It’s bad enough we pick presidents based on how the Electoral College works, which is how Trump won in 2016. We absolutely do not pick presidents by how many counties they win. That would be like picking our leaders based on how many cornfields states have. Or which states have the biggest piles of hors manure. And you’d think even this dimwitted president could figure it out. 

Here again are a few pictures I have taken while bicycling or hiking in various corners of this beautiful land. 

We count people’s votes. We don’t count counties. We don’t count open space. Here, for example, is what one chunk of Wyoming looks like:

 That’s my bicycle to the left, by the way. There don’t appear to be any voters at all in this area.

 

Here’s the view (above) from the seat of my bicycle, in southwestern Utah, as I pedaled across the Sevier Desert in 2011. Not many potential voters for Trump – or Biden – or anyone else – in sight.

 

This portion of Montana, along the Beartooth Highway, north and east of Yellowstone Park, is more scenic; but there aren’t a lot of voters. There might be a few grizzly bears; but they don’t vote.

 

South Dakota has more cows than most blue states. We don’t vote by pasture size. We let people vote. 

Cows don’t vote. People do. And each person, over the age of 18, gets one vote. 

You’d think the right-wing types would figure this out and quit posting and retweeting stupid maps.