Showing posts with label snowball. Show all posts
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Sunday, May 8, 2022

August 16, 2019: Republican Senator Finds Humor in Climate Change Threat

 

8/16/19: Sometimes you can lead a horse to water, but if you hit the horse upside the head with a frozen zucchini, the horse will still refuse to learn French. 

Sen. John Cornyn proves this adage apt. Like “Snowball” Jim Inhofe, who once packed a snowball in January and declared therefore that climate change could not be real, Cornyn proves just as dense today. (See: 8/15/19.)

First, let’s put up his lunkhead tweet, a response to a tweet by his colleague, Sen. Chuck Schumer:




Then, let’s mourn the fact that science teachers failed miserably to educate Cornyn when he was a boy. 

Now Cornyn helps baffle and befuddle the GOP base. Note the more than ten thousand “likes.” 

Cornyn is back again tweeting soon after, claiming his first tweet was a light-hearted attempt at humor. The reaction of the “left” goes to show, he says, that the “left” is made up of generally terrible human beings. 

 


 

The humorless “left” in this case would include just about every reputable scientist, every major scientific body, both the NOAA and NASA, and the 195 signatory nations to the Paris Climate Accord. 

All agree climate change is a metastasizing threat and will be no laughing matter for generations to come.

Sunday, March 20, 2022

June 16, 2021: Trump Advisor Wanted to Pull Fire Alarm to Stop His Idiotic Comments

 

6/16/21: June is more than half over, and Team Trump continues to take fresh lumps from all compass directions. 

First, prosecutors in Alaska bring fresh charges of voter fraud against…okay…another Republican lawmaker. Former Rep. Gabrielle LaDoux faces four felony counts,  her legislative aide two.

 

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It was so bad, Hill said, that she considered faking a health emergency or pulling the fire alarm, if it would just shut Trump up.

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SECOND, former Trump advisor, Fiona Hill, makes it clear, with President Biden set to meet Vladimir Putin, how she felt in July 2018. That was the last time she watched a president at a summit meeting with the Russian autocrat. 

When Trump told a worldwide audience that he took Putin’s word over U.S. intelligence, and didn’t see why the Russians would have interfered in the 2016 election, Hill was stunned almost to inaction. “I couldn’t come up with anything that just wouldn’t add to the terrible spectacle,” she admitted recently. 

“It was one of those moments where it was mortifying, frankly, and humiliating for the country.” 

It was so bad, she said, she considered faking a health emergency or pulling the fire alarm, if it would just shut Trump up. 

She compared it to the sinking feeling Dr. Birx has said she had during the Orange Buffoon’s bizarre press conference, where he touted the curative powers of injected bleach in the fight against coronavirus. (See: 3/15/21.)

 

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“If we want to avoid catastrophic climate change.” 

IN OTHER NEWS, climate change continues not to be a hoax. It is, in fact, so clearly not a hoax, that Loser Don no longer claims it is. Almost everyone with a thimbleful of brains has come to grips with a threat that is stunningly real. 

Miami, Florida is considering a $6 billion proposal from the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to construct a sea wall up to 20 feet high, and six miles long. At issue, rising storm surge, as oceans of the world warm. 

Climate change. 

At the same time, a “megadrought” grips most of the American West, another result of climate change. The governor of Utah is so concerned that he has asked the people of his state to pray for God to send rain, calling this the worst drought in Utah since 1956. And his state is far from alone. 

Most of the West is now primed for a terrible fire season.



“This is like a different world,” Pat Mulroy, former head of the Southern Nevada Water Authority, told CBS recently.

 

No single day, no single summer, no single year “proves” that climate change has humanity by the gonads. Yet the evidence accumulates, year by year, with the eight hottest years on record the last eight. This week, record temperatures are expected across much of the bone-dry West, with highs from 15 to 30 degrees above normal. The Las Vegas Valley may see temperatures hit 127°. As far north as Billings, Montana, the mercury is expected to rise to 107°.

 

Meanwhile, the NOAA reports that the level of heat-trapping carbon dioxide in the Earth’s atmosphere reached its highest level in 4,000,000 years. Every reputable scientist in the world knows we’ve got work to do – as a human race – to address the monstrous threat we all face. 

We are adding roughly 40 billion metric tons of CO2 pollution to the atmosphere per year,” Pieter Tans, a senior scientist with NOAA’s Global Monitoring Laboratory, said in a statement. “If we want to avoid catastrophic climate change, the highest priority must be to reduce CO2 pollution to zero at the earliest possible date.” 

That’s the warning. Nobody denies meeting it will be a challenge. But if you are a QAnon freak, 

Trump fan, or singularly uninformed (there’s a lot of overlap in those categories), the loudest voices you are hearing on the right are still dedicated to filling your heads with hippo poo. 

For example: Joe Biden is going to take away your hamburgers! Fox News was forced to admit that that story, which it was peddling in April, was nothing more than a bit of hocus pocus. 

And, if you missed the point, again, that would be more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere than at any time in the last: 

4,000,000 years.

 

Let us pause, finally, to remember how President Trump and the rest of the Republican Party “dealt” with this crisis. You had Sen. James Inhofe show up in January in Washington D.C. with a snowball. He insisted existence of that handful of carefully packed snow disproved climate change. Trump made a huge deal out of the fact the terminology had morphed, from “global warming,” to “climate change,” as if that was the main issue. 

Or any issue, really. 

This blogger also fondly remembers the “eloquent,” miss-the-main-point argument Sen. Rand Paul made in favor of old-fashioned high-capacity flush toilets and personal choice.


 

In any case, that’s the entire plan Republicans have for addressing this crisis. It’s like their “new” healthcare plan. 

Which no human has ever seen. 

 

POSTSCRIPT: This humble blogger did not realize until later that at the time of the snowball stunt, Sen. Inhofe was chairman of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee. 

Even the aide (below) is clearly thinking along these lines: “This guy is a vacuous old codger. Since I’m young I’m going to have to deal with the fruits of his failure to understand simple science.” 

“If I only had a snowball of my own, I’d bean the fool”


August 15, 2021: Code Red for Humanity

 

8/15/21: Climate change is in the news. Unless you watch the Fox channel. Then Hunter Biden is in the news!! 

Young Mr. Biden is by no stretch of the imagination a pillar of rectitude. We are only saying that climate change might be a much, much, much

 

BIGGER STORY. 

Evidence continues to pile up. On August 11, we learned that there were 100 large fires burning in fifteen states, mainly cross the drought-stricken West. The Dixie Fire, the largest, had already incinerated 550 homes in California, and another 14,000 may be in the fire’s path. In Montana, at least 2,000 people were ordered to evacuate the town of Lame Deer, as flames from a forest fire approached, and 230 square miles of real estate went up in flames. 


We also learn that Republican lawmakers plan to ignore the threat for as long as they can. Florida Sen. Rick Scott will wait to act until rising sea levels drown out Miami Beach. 

He’s not worried at all – even though the recent U.N. report, authored by 234 scientists from around the world, warns that humanity is staring down calamity if we fail to act boldly and fast. 

“We clearly have an issue over climate change,” Scott recently admitted to reporters. “We clearly have to focus on it. But the way to do it is you grow your economy so you have money to invest.” 

When asked if more needed to be done on capturing methane, for instance, something President Obama tried to do, and President Trump decided to reverse, Scott replied, “I don’t want to raise taxes on anybody.” 

Scott might as well have been spewing methane gas. Still, progress of a sort! Loser Don, during four years in office, consistently mixed up weather and climate, and called climate change a “hoax.” Now, even GOP stalwarts realize the handwriting is on the environmental wall. They can’t ignore it. 

So they’ll stall. Taxes. Scott decided to talk about taxes, instead. 

 

Code red for humanity. 

Sen. “Snowball” Jim Inhofe, the nitwit from Oklahoma, remains unconvinced. In fact, so many reports have come out – warning that humanity is facing a growing crisis – that Inhofe says he’s tired of all the scientists and their damnable facts and he’s going to ignore them for fun. He says the scientists are always wrong and he doesn’t see why anyone would take 234 scientists from around the world seriously. 

You can’t fool “Snowball” Jim. That’s for sure. He once packed an actual snowball – in January – in Washington D.C. And that “proved” to his satisfaction that climate change couldn’t be real. 

(Also, he gets a lot of campaign cash from Big Oil and Big Coal.) 

Ol’ Snowball and his kind can’t be convinced by NASA reports – or anything else – that climate change is a threat. Dire reports from NOAA don’t keep Jim up late at night. When the Germans say catastrophic flooding was caused by climate change, Inhofe ignores what is said. Massive fires in California and across the West fill the air over Salt Lake City and Denver with smoke, even though they’re a thousand miles away. Schools in Provo, Utah, are forced to cancel outdoor sports. The coach at one high school explains his decision, saying of the air, “If you were out in it for just a half-hour, you felt completely crummy.” Summer camps in Washington State close. The entire town of Greenville, California is erased by fire. British Columbia is ablaze. Experts attribute record burns to climate change. Greece is burning. Turkey, too. Inhofe isn’t worried because he made a snowball in January, which proved everything was cool.



Greenville, California, after the fire.

 

Leaders from 195 countries signed onto the U.N. report, which sounded a “code red for humanity.” That doesn’t mean all 195 will agree on what to do, or when, or who has to pay. They do recognize there’s an elephant in the room. Unlike Inhofe and Scott, they’re not trying to convince people the pachyderm is a fish. 

“Today’s report makes for sobering reading, and it is clear that the next decade is going to be pivotal to securing the future of our planet,” admitted U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson in a statement. “We know what must be done to limit global warming – consign coal to history and shift to clean energy sources, protect nature and provide climate finance for countries on the frontline.” 

At least one scientist expressed hope that the stark warnings contained in this 3,000 page report would make it “impossible to ignore.” She clearly doesn’t understand what a dolt Sen. Inhofe is. 

Inhofe and his kind might not get it. Automobile manufacturers do, as they awake to the threat posed to their old business models. BMW has announced it will have 25 fully-electric or hybrid models ready to roll by 2023. “We expect to see a steep growth curve towards 2025: Sales of our electrified vehicles should increase by an average of 30 percent every year,” said company CEO Harald Krüger. 

Inhofe doesn’t care. 

Trump never got it and never will.

 

Loser Don remains as ill-informed on the topic today as he was on the day he took office – a level he maintained throughout his time in the White House. He has the same grasp on the science today, as your ordinary sweet potato. 

National Geographic described the U.N. report as “sobering.” The climate deniers decided to go out and have another round of drinks. The report was based on 14,000 surveys by experts from around the globe. The deniers didn’t care. “We can link extreme weather to climate change in the same way we can link smoking to cancer,” Friederike Otto, one of the report’s main authors and a climate change researcher at Oxford University, explained. 

Asked if he believed the report, Sen. Kevin Cramer of North Dakota scoffed and said, “I always consider the source.” 


So, let’s do that. Let’s consider the source. Or: sources. “I feel strongly that the public needs to know that dangerous climate change is here and now,” Michael Wehner, an extreme weather researcher at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, explained to reporters. He wrote the extreme weather projections for the 2013 U.N. report and is a lead author of the newest report out today. Parts of China, he noted, had 25 inches of rain in one day. 

That was a source.

 

Hurricanes have become stronger and dump more rain when they hit. The same is true of cyclones. “All regions of the world are affected by some extremes. Changes are happening everywhere,” Sonia Seneviratne, an environmental scientist at the Institute for Atmosphere and Climate in Zurich, said. “They’re also multiplying with increasing global warming.” 

That was a source.

 

In the Pacific Northwest, hundreds of towns and cities set high temperature records earlier this summer, and may set them again. Right-wing types might want to scare you with stories about rioters taking control of the Portland, Oregon downtown. Scientists can tell you that Portland broke its old all-time high temperature by ten degrees on one blistering July day. By 2050, temperatures in the region are expected to climb an average of 5.8° degrees, over levels from before the Industrial Revolution. Many of the damaging developments are already cooked into the books. In fact, Wehner warns that some parts of the planet will become “unlivable” by 2100. 

That, too, is a source.

 

Scientists say the evidence of a growing threat to life on this planet is “unequivocal,” and the threat is manmade. 

That is a source. 

 

“There is no time for delay and no room for excuses.” 

U.N. Secretary General António Guterres warns that we must embrace transformational change. He doesn’t say how. No one in their right mind would argue it will be easy. Yet Guterres is clear. “We owe this to the entire human family,” he says. “There is no time for delay and no room for excuses.” 

“Unless we make immediate, rapid and large-scale reductions in greenhouse gas emissions, limiting warming to 1.5C [the level at which experts believe catastrophic changes will be clear] will be beyond reach,” Ko Barrett, senior adviser for climate at NOAA, tells the Washington Post. “Each bit of warming will intensify the impacts we are likely to see.” 

Each of the last four decades on the planet has been hotter than the one before. And that’s a source.

 

Human-driven climate change is now “an established fact,” the authors of the U.N. report insist. 

“It’s now become actually quite obvious to people what is happening, because we see it with our own eyes,” says Corinne Le Quéré, a professor of climate science at the University of East Anglia in Great Britain. “You don’t have to have a PhD,” she tells the Post. You don’t need to be a climate scientist. You just need to be a person who looks out the window.” 

Loser Donald never bothers to look.