6/26/20: After two months in the Witness Protection program, Mike Pence emerged
from hiding. Today was the first time the White House Coronavirus Task Force has
held a public briefing in two months. For some reason, probably because we’re
in the midst of a disastrous new wave of infections and the president didn’t
want to be associated with that in the public mind, the meeting was not
held at the White House.
The Task Force was banished to meet down the
street at the headquarters of Health and Human Services.
“We flattened the curve.”
Trump has given up entirely, in terms of
leading in a time of crisis. He failed to make appearance.
It was left to Mr. Pence to do the talking.
It turned out that the good Christian gentleman had decided not to be hindered
by the Ninth Commandment. “As we stand here today,” he told baffled reporters,
“all 50 states and territories are opening up safely and responsibly.”
“We flattened the curve,” Mr. Pence
continued.
My lyin’ blogger eyeballs told me, when I
looked at actual graphs, that the VP must be hallucinating. If I glanced at the numbers from the Centers for Disease Control, I did not see a flat curve.
On June 26, the same day Pence was telling
reporters we had flattened that nasty old curve, we had:
44,602 new cases.
That was a dismal daily record.
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