Showing posts with label Marc Short. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marc Short. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 30, 2022

October 25, 2020: Trump Predicts that on November 4, COVID Will Go Away

 

10/25/20: The coronavirus continues to kick ass around the globe – except, mysteriously, in the U.S. – where Donald Trump swears that we’ve turned the corner on Gloom Street. Now we’re headed down Sunshine Avenue.




At a Trump rally, masks are only for bandits.


 

____________________

 

Was being president making Trump measurably stupider?

____________________

 

 


In reality, a place Trump rarely visits, Friday was the worst day since the pandemic began for new cases in the U.S.

 

Yet, there he was, at one of his rallies, predicting that on November 4, news coverage of the disease would go away if Biden won. The media was making up scary stories because they wanted to harm his campaign. If a plane carrying 500 people crashed Sunday, the media wouldn’t cover it, the president wailed. They’d only cover 500 deaths from COVID-19.

 

At that point you had to wonder. Was being president making Trump measurably stupider?


 

First, let’s see if all the U.S. airliners falling out of the sky were covered this year. Okay. There haven’t been any.

 

There was one death, when a man found his way onto a runway at an airport in Austin, Texas, and got hit by a Southwest Airlines jet that was landing. But that accident was covered.

 

R.I.P. wandering gentleman.


 

*

 

NOW, IF 11 U.S. PLANES, each carrying 500 men, women, and children, went down this week? Definitely, that would be covered. That would make headlines in every newspaper and lead on every cable news program in the land. Even Fox News would cover the story. Sean Hannity would do all five shows for the week, blaming planes falling from the sky on liberals.

 

You don’t need x-ray vision to see through Trump’s attacks on the media. The problem for an alarming percentage of Trump fans is that they are profoundly uninformed and so won’t see anything the president doesn’t want them to see. A glance at the CDC website shows that in the past seven days, the U.S. has averaged 782 deaths from the virus daily.

 

If you are someone who believes Trump’s claim, and you think the media is the problem, I will talk slowly. 


Multiply.

 

You know, the “x” button on the calculator.

 

Multiply “782” by the number of days in the week. Seven. In case you forgot. 


The number you see pop up instantly: “5,474.” That is the number of people who have died in this country from COVID-19 in the past week.

 

The media hasn’t killed a single one; but Trump’s poor leadership has greatly increased the toll.


 

*

 

IF YOU ARE READING REPORTS from Christopher Murray, director of the University of Washington’s Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation, and I’m sure you hate to miss even one, you know that he is predicting a bad winter ahead for catching the virus. “We think the key point here is that there’s a huge winter surge coming,” he warned in a press briefing this week. Having blown our chance to tamp down the spread, a big wave isn’t fully preventable, but “expanding mask use is one of the easy wins for the United States.”

 

Murray and other scientists who worked on a recent report believe universal mask use could save 130,000 lives.

 

Or: 260 planeloads of 500 passengers and crew each.


 

*

 

IN OTHER NEWS, Vice President Pence’s chief of staff, Marc Short, a man who has scoffed at those who wore masks, has been infected. Two others who have been in close contact with Mr. Pence recently, have also contracted the disease, including a second member of his staff.

 

Mr. Pence has tested negative (so far) and will continue to travel the country spreading good Christian cheer, and maybe some virus.

Monday, February 28, 2022

February 6, 2022: Pence Upheld the Constitution - Trump Wanted to Tear It to Shreds

2/6/22: On any given day, the most colossal idiot could find Democrats willing to bash Republicans, Democrats ready to smash Republicans, and everyone else hating on Whigs. So, it’s always wise to tune out 95% of the noise in politics. 

On Sunday, however, a number of conservative voices were raised against former-President Trump in warning against what has become of the not-so-Grand Old Party.


 

On Meet the Press, Marc Short, former chief of staff for Vice President Mike Pence, offered his thoughts regarding the fable of the “stolen election.”

 

____________________ 

“Bad advisers, who were basically snake oil salesmen.” 

Marc Short, former chief of staff to Vice President Mike Pence

____________________

 

 

Asked to comment on the idea that Pence could have overturned the vote and gifted Trump a second term, Short told NBC’s Chuck Todd, “I think unfortunately the president had many bad advisers, who were basically snake oil salesmen giving him really random and novel ideas as to what the vice president could do. But our office…researched that and recognized that was never an option.”

 

For Trump cultists let’s explain:

 

1.     Short says the Orange God was getting bad advice from “snake oil salesmen.” That is: con-men.

 

2.     The Orange God believed them.

 

3.     You believed the Orange God, who believed the con-men.

 

4.     Either the Orange God was so profoundly  flawed as a human being that he was an easy mark for “snake oil salesmen;”

 

5.     Or, much more likely: he is and always was himself a “snake oil salesman,” and like attracted like.

 

6.     Four or five, it’s the same. For those of you still members of the cult, it’s time to admit you got sucked in by “snake oil salesmen.”

 

* 

“January 6 was a riot that was incited by Donald Trump.” 

Short wasn’t alone in sounding the alarm. Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie appeared on ABC’s “This Week” and took a crack at Mr. Trump. Responding to the claim that Pence could have overturned the results of the election, Gov. Christie refused to pull his punches.

 

“Let’s face it. Let’s call it what it is,” he told host Martha Raddatz. “January 6 was a riot that was incited by Donald Trump in an effort to intimidate Mike Pence and the Congress into doing exactly what he said in his own words last week: Overturn the election.” 

 

“[Trump is] trying to do a clean-up on aisle one here,” Christie added. “But it’s not going to change. He actually told the truth by accident. He wanted the election to be overturned.” 

 

* 

“An assault on the first branch of government.” 

On CBS , former Trump National Security Advisor Gen. H.R. McMaster was featured as guest. 

That’s Trump’s own choice for the job, and not to be confused with other Trump choices for top jobs, who variously came to view him as a fucking moron, a threat to the U.S. Constitution, the most flawed person ever, a man who put self-interest above national security interests, and now the man who hoped to advance the most un-American idea ever, so he could get a second term in office. 

Asked to respond to comments by the Republican National Committee and his former boss, the Orange God of Mar-a-Lago, McMaster pointedly disagreed with any defense of the Jan. 6 rioters. 

Those rioters weren’t patriots, as Trump insisted.

 

They weren’t engaged in “legitimate political discourse” as the RNC claimed in its recent statement. 

What happened on January 6, Gen. McMaster said, “was illegitimate political discourse because it was an assault on the first branch of government. I think it’s really important for us to come together now,” he added. “I really think it is possible to improve the transparency and the security of our elections while ensuring that every eligible voter gets to vote.” 

He thought about it a moment, then added, “It is pretty clear that we are emerging from a number of traumas of the past couple of years.”

 

Those traumas were: Donald J. Trump. 

– and – 

More Donald J. Trump.

 

* 

“Mr. Trump’s disgraceful behavior after the election.” 

IT COULD BE we are seeing the first signs of a rise among decent Republican and sensible conservative voices to take on the Orange God of Mar-a-Lago and try to return sanity to his bizarre cult. The Wall Street Journal, for example, backed the Vice President completely, saying, “Mr. Pence stands out as a rare Republican these days willing to stand up to Mr. Trump’s disgraceful behavior after the election. Too many in the GOP seem to have lost their constitutional moorings in thrall to one man.” 

Even Brian Kilmeade, in a broadcast of Fox Nation, said it was time for Trump to quit claiming he won the election in Arizona, in 2020. Kilmeade, who had kissed the Orange God’s ass so many times, he left a permanent imprint, must have been getting the word from on high. It would seem the Fox Empire has decided it might be time to cut ties with the lunatic. Kilmeade insisted, no one cared anymore about the last election. The OG’s constant whining about how the election was stolen was “cringe-worthy.” As for Trump’s claim that he had triumphed in Arizona, the Fox host got it partly right – and glaringly wrong at the end:

 

Nobody cares about 2020. Nobody. And everything that he said and the challenges that he made should have been done before the election. And they did a recount in Arizona, and the recount showed no difference almost, and he came out and said it showed that they won Arizona. That’s an outright lie, and please stop wasting our time with that, because he’s capable of doing so much more.

 

If you read Kilmeade’s comment one way, he’s saying Trump could change focus and offer his supporters “so much more.” 

What Kilmeade still hesitates to say – because he’s fundamentally a coward – is that what “more” Trump could offer, if he were elected president again was more outright lying and more and more serious threats to our system of government.

 

None of this is even the least difficult to comprehend. When asked if he agreed with Pence, Sen. Marco Rubio was clear. “Vice presidents can’t simply decide not to certify an election.” 

Trump said they could. 

Sen. John Barrasso of Wyoming concurred, explaining on “Fox News Sunday,” that Mr. Pence “did his constitutional duty that day. It’s not the Congress that elects the president, it’s the American people.” 

Pence upheld the Constitution. 

Trump wanted to tear it into little pieces – and if we give him another crack in the Oval Office, he will try again. (See: 2/11/22.) 

 

FUN WITH – STUPIDITY: Republican senators reacted badly to news that President Biden planned to pick an African American woman to fill the soon-to-be open seat on the U.S. Supreme Court. Sen. Ted Cruz said that Biden was really saying to the majority of Americans, “I don’t care about you.” 

Whereas the majority of Americans – and we know Cruz means white folks – could only console themselves by gazing wistfully at Neil Gorsuch’s face. Or Bret Kavanaugh. Or Amy Coney Barrett.


Justice Neil Gorsuch.


Cruz also called Biden’s announcement an “insult to Black women,” which made pretty close to zero-point-zero sense. 

Not to be outdone, Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana quipped that he hoped Biden would pick someone who knows “a law book from a J Crew catalogue.” Because, I guess, Sen. Kennedy believes most black women can’t?