Showing posts with label Italy. Show all posts
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Saturday, April 2, 2022

September 2, 2020: Make America Felonious Again

 

9/2/20: The stock market is on a roll – which Mr. Trump will be happy to report. We’re racking up COVID-19 cases, too, which he’d prefer not to mention. 

According to the CDC, we’re still averaging 42,000 plus new cases per day, in the last week. 

There are countries that are doing much better. Germany had 1,218 cases on September 1. Adjusted for population, that would be about a tenth of what the U.S. is trying to cope with daily. 

Italy had 975, equivalent to one seventh of the caseload we see. 

South Korea had 267, a terrible day by Korean standards. Our caseload is roughly 28 times worse.

 

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APPARENTLY, the American people still aren’t too happy with the President of the United States. 

With 63 days left until the election, the polls – for Don and the Republicans, more generally – look grim.

 

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IF POLL NUMBERS look bleak, Tin Pot Don has a plan to sweep to victory in November. At a campaign stop in North Carolina, he explains that the Democrats are plotting to steal the election. To make sure they don’t get away with their plot, he tells his MAGA crew to be sure to get their mail-in ballots, fill them out, and send them in in a timely fashion. Then, if “they” don’t tabulate those votes – Trump doesn’t say exactly who the “they” are – the MAGA crew should protect their “precious right to vote” by going to the polls in person and voting twice. 

What could possibly go wrong with this brilliant plan? 

For instance, suppose you mailed in your ballot with little time to spare. On Election Day it’s still sitting in a pile to be counted. Clerks will catch up in a few days. But you haul your dumb MAGA ass down to the polls. It appears your mail-in vote has not been counted. Duh. You vote again. 

And when “they” do tabulate the mail-in ballots later? Well, voting twice happens to be a felony in North Carolina.

 

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MAKE AMERICA FELONIOUS AGAIN.

 

 

FUN FACT – RUSSIANS: We know Trump may get a boost again, in 2020, with a little help from Russians. U.S. intelligence agencies warned against interference designed to harm the Biden campaign in a report ready in July.

 

FUN FACT – MORE RUSSIANS: Trump’s political pals, in charge of overseeing U.S. intelligence, blocked release of that report until the free press pried the truth out of their mouths two months later.

Sunday, March 20, 2022

May 10, 2021: Melting Glaciers, Melting Permafrost Give Up Their Secrets

 

5/10/21: Remember when President Trump used to tell everyone that climate change was bogus, and ill-informed individuals believed him? 

Melting glaciers in the Italian Alps have now revealed long hidden front line positions and buildings from World War I. The good news: historians have compared it to finding “a time machine.” Cups, letters, old tin cans, ammunition boxes, a perfectly preserved lantern and even weapons have been found. The bad news? More proof that climate change is threatening the globe. First, nearly a century of snow and ice built up at more than 10,000 feet above sea level, burying everything. Rising temperatures in recent years have uncovered the site.


 

For more evidence that the globe is warming, feel free to read about various finds of wooly mammoth remains, as bodies frozen for up to 50,000 years are revealed. The permafrost layers in large parts of Siberia are thawing – after 50,000 f**king years! 

Good news for archaeologists. Bad news for humanity. 

Unless you are a wooly mammoth fan.




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The commies come for the children. 

Meanwhile, we know that the folks at Fox News are furious, after a copy of a book written by Kamala Harris, Superheroes are Everywhere, is seen on a bunk at a facility where unaccompanied migrant children are housed. The people of Long Beach, California had organized a toy-and-book drive. 

Now the most obnoxious voices on the right were raised in anger. Clearly, the plot was to put one of Harris’ books in the hands of every child. Then, President Biden would force American families to have access to affordable daycare – and we’d all end up living in a red, white and blue version of the Soviet Union! 

As Amy Davidson Sorkin explained in The New Yorker: 

Someone donated a copy of Harris’s book, and a journalist touring the facility saw it on a cot and took a picture of it. Partisan mayhem ensued, with headlines in the New York Post and on Fox News and complaints from sundry Republicans about an imaginary scheme to put a copy in a “welcome kit” for every immigrant, as if it were the Little Red Book, or an enrollment brochure for the Democratic Party. “Was Harris paid for these books? Is she profiting from Biden’s border crisis?” Ronna McDaniel, the chair of the Republican National Committee, asked on Twitter.

 

Sorkin warned that the “child wars” were likely to grow in intensity: 

Biden’s proposals include one that would make pre-kindergarten programs for three- and four-year-olds universally available. “You know who else liked universal day care,” Senator Marsha Blackburn tweeted, before the speech was over. She linked to a Times story from 1974 about state-run nurseries in what was then the Soviet Union. Of course, our Western European NATO allies tend to like universal pre-K, too, and, in any event, nobody would force parents here to take advantage of the option. The question is not whether people will be allowed to raise their children as they wish, rather than handing them over to the commissars, but whether the U.S. will invest in children in the same way that other wealthy countries have.

 

According to The New Yorker, “One in every six children lives below the federal poverty level, which is an income of $27,501 for a family of four. For Black children, the rate is thirty per cent; for Latinx children, twenty-four per cent, according to the Children’s Defense Fund.” 

Sorkin explains the political games being played, with the littlest Americans caught in the middle: 

Children in this country are, in many respects, the focal point in a nexus of poverty. A lack of affordable, high-quality day care keeps women out of the workforce, and many people in the child-care field are also low-wage earners. The Biden plan would insure a fifteen-dollar-per-hour minimum wage for employees of the pre-K programs it envisions. Those programs would be developed in partnership with the states, a detail that does not jibe with Blackburn’s fears or with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy’s warning, after the speech, that Biden “wants to control your life.” (McCarthy continued, “He’s going to control how much meat you can eat”—a reference to an invented claim that Biden will limit Americans to one hamburger a month.) Similarly, Senator Tim Scott, in the official Republican response to the address, complained that Biden wanted to “put Washington even more in the middle of your life—from the cradle to college.”

 

 

UPDATE (11/16/25): As we now know the plans to improve day care, to pay day care workers better wages, the nation went nowhere. Or, with Donald Trump back in power you know we’re going backwards. 

More tax cuts for billionaires! What parents would ever want affordable day care for their children?