Showing posts with label Chairman Devin Nunes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chairman Devin Nunes. Show all posts

Friday, June 17, 2022

February 2-4, 2018: One Stooge, Two Dopes

 

2/2/18: Rep. Devin Nunes releases a three-and-a-third-page memo, proving that all those who work for Trump are innocent lambs and all top officials with the F.B.I. and Department of Justice are crooks. 


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“Trump’s stooge.”

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According to Nunes, in 2016, one member of the Trump campaign, Carter Page, was placed under a FISA warrant without cause. This proves that General Flynn and George Papadopoulos, who have already pled guilty, are innocent!!! Also, Paul Manafort and Rick Gates shouldn’t stand trial. As for Don Jr. and Jared, this means the secret meeting they had with Russian agents no longer matters. 

It probably stings a little when the largest newspaper in his home district, the Fresno Bee, labels Nunes, “Trump’s stooge.”


The stooge.

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2/3/18: Trump wakes up in a sunny mood. According to no less a legal authority than himself, the Nunes memo – more than three pages long! – proves that he is innocent of all wrongdoing regarding Russia. 

He tweets: 

This memo totally vindicates “Trump” in probe. But the Russian Witch Hunt goes on and on. Their was no Collusion and there was no Obstruction (the word now used because, after one year of looking endlessly and finding NOTHING, collusion is dead). This is an American disgrace!

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2/4/18: The president withdraws Kathleen Hartnett White’s name from consideration to head up the Council on Environmental Quality. Even Senate Republicans have concerns about her qualifications. In 2014, for example, White touted the virtues of fossil fuels. She argued that that they helped end slavery because they “dissolved the economic justification” for it. Later, White said producing more carbon dioxide and releasing it into the atmosphere was good news – because carbon dioxide was “the gas of life.” 

White also claimed that climate change regulation was a conspiracy pushed by communists. 

You might just as well nominate a panda bear to head up the Council, for all the good Ms. White might ever do.

Sunday, June 12, 2022

March 12, 2018: House Intelligence Committee Unable to Find Russians Under President's Bed

 3/12/18: The GOP-controlled U.S. House Intelligence Committee has released its long-anticipated report. Yes: The Russians did interfere in the election. 

No, the report claims, the Russians didn’t care who won. “We disagree with the narrative that they were trying to help Trump,” Chairman Devin Nunes, head of the committee insists. 

The F.B.I. and C.I.A. demur. (See also: Rex Tillerson, 3/13/18.)



Chairman Nunes - seen here trying to remember if Moscow is in Russia.


 

The President of the United States is thrilled with these “findings.” He tweets excitedly, in Trumpian caps: 

THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION OR COORDINATION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA TO INFLUENCE THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

 

This might impress Trump’s addle-brained fans; but those of us who have even a tenuous grip on reality understand this panel wasn’t going to find evidence of anything it didn’t want to find.

 

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THE PRESIDENT may be having a happy moment, but Johnny McEntee, his body man and close friend of the Trump family, is fired and escorted out of the White House without being allowed to collect personal belongings. 

It is rumored that McEntee has been given the ax because he was “under investigation by the Department of Homeland Security for serious financial crimes.” 

The Wall Street Journal reports that those crimes involve “online gambling” and “mishandling” of taxes. 

Fortunately, if you’re going to be drained from the swamp it’s nice to crawl right back into the muck when no one is noticing. McEntee is immediately hired to work on the Trump reelection campaign. 

And wouldn’t mishandling of taxes almost be a job qualification in this dysfunctional administration? 

BLOGGER’S NOTE: McEntee will eventually get a promotion, return to the White House, and be given power over hiring and firing for hundreds of low-level posts. See: 2/13/20.

 

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MEANWHILE, A NERVE GAS AGENT has been employed to poison a former Russian double agent and his daughter in Salisbury, England. Prime Minister Theresa May blames the Russian government for what she calls an “indiscriminate and reckless” act, one which left hundreds of bystanders and first responders subject to contamination. 

 

The word “Russia” is frozen from her lips. 

Asked if the White House is willing to condemn Russia, Press Secretary Pinocchio can only respond, three times, saying the U.S. supports Great Britain, our ally. The word “Russia” is frozen from her lips. 

Traveling overseas, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson responds much more pointedly Monday night. 

This is a really egregious act. It appears that it clearly came from Russia. Whether it came from Russia with the Russian government’s knowledge is not known to me at this point…It will certainly trigger a response I’ve become extremely concerned about Russia…What weve seen is a pivot on their part to be more aggressive. And this is very, very concerning to me and others that there seems to be a certain unleashing of activity [emphasis added] that we dont fully understand what the objective behind that is.

 

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IF TRUMP is too much of a coward to take on Russia, at least he’s consistent. He’s also too much of a coward to take on the National Rifle Association. 

In the wake of the horrific Parkland massacre, he did briefly jump the reservation. Briefly, there was hope. With the blood still wet, he called on Congress to raise the age to buy rifles, particularly the kind of assault rifle used in the Parkland shooting, to 21. He called for legislation to implement near-universal background checks before purchasing guns. That move was first proposed in 2013, in the wake of the bloodbath at Sandy Hook. Within days, however, Trump backed away from his own proposals. 

“Not much political support (to put it mildly),” he tweeted Monday morning, in reference to the proposals he himself had tried to advance. 

Apparently, he has been watching too much Fox & Friends and not listening to enough NPR. According to a survey conducted by the latter, there was “widespread bipartisan support for a range of gun-control policies.”  These included:

 

·       requiring background checks for all gun buyers (94 percent)

 

·       adding people with mental illnesses to the federal gun background check system (92 percent)

 

·       raising the legal age to purchase guns from 18 to 21 (82 percent)

 

·       banning bump stocks (81 percent)

 

·       banning high-capacity ammunition magazines that hold more than 10 rounds (73 percent) and

 

·       banning assault-style weapons (72 percent)

 

Naturally, the N.R.A. opposes federal action to force all states to raise the age to buy a rifle to 21. 

On the other hand, the N.R.A. favors federal action to force all states to honor concealed carry permits issued to citizens who might be traveling from states where it is legal to carry to states where it is not.