Showing posts with label Cayman Islands. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cayman Islands. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 21, 2022

November 7, 2017: Good Morning, Tax-Paying Chumps!

 

11/7/17: Good morning, Tax-Paying Chumps. I know you plumbers, speech therapists, and tattoo artists pay your taxes. You can’t help it. You’re not rich enough to pay a $1,000-per-hour tax lawyer to finagle a deal. 

 

Wilbur Ross won’t even be taxed once. 

Anyway, you know what Paul Ryan says. What this country needs most is…healthcare for poor kids. No, we’re joking! Funding for the CHIPS program is stalled in Congress right now. 

What we need is to put an end to the estate tax – which almost no Americans pay. That way poor billionaires like Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross won’t be taxed twice. You know, once on income, a second time when he dies. 

We all know guys like Ross never game the system! They pay more than their share. Oh, wait. 

Documents leaked this week show: 

A)    Ross has lucrative business ties with Russians, despite U.S. sanctions imposed after Vladimir Putin ordered the invasion of the Ukraine. 

B)     Ross “forgot” to mention these ties during his Senate confirmation hearing. 

C)    Ross has most of his cash stashed where he doesn’t have to pay taxes, in secret bank accounts in the Cayman Islands.

 

Do you have a secret account to hide your cash in the Cayman Islands, Mr. or Ms. Tax-Paying Chump? 

No, you do not. (See: 11/8/17.)


The blogger, right, and his wife: both tax-paying chumps.


November 14, 2017: Giant Tax Cuts for Corporations Won't Mean Passing on Savings to Ordinary Workers

 

11/14/17: The GOP is pushing hard to ram “tax reform” through Congress and have a bill ready before Christmas. According to the White House Council of Economic Advisers this bill, not yet finalized, will be great for the typical household. Corporations will see taxes fall and pass on savings to workers. The ordinary American family will see an increase in wealth of $3,000 to $7,000. 

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“...those men who were tempted by the hope of measuring gold with a bushel...” 

Edward Gibbon, the great historian, referencing crooks of the Roman era, like crooks now

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We already know what corporations do to “cut” their tax burden. They don’t pass savings on to workers. Charles and David Koch, leading advocates of tax cuts, have watched their wealth balloon in the last decade. Each is worth an estimated $48.5 billion. So, they could already give raises to workers. 

They just don’t. 

This is especially odd since Koch Industries has been revealed to be piling up massive savings by working a complicated tax dodge through a network of interlocking companies in havens like Luxembourg  and the Cayman Islands. Companies located, on paper, in Luxembourg pay as little as 1% taxes. 

It’s not just the Koch brothers. A massive document leak indicates plenty of multi-national corporations already have the tax savings they need. Those savings haven’t translated into higher wages. The dodgers have moved “hundreds of billions” through Luxembourg banks and shell accounts. Those dodgers include American International Group (AIG), Amazon, Blackstone, H.J. Heinz, JP Morgan Chase, Burberry and Procter & Gamble.

 

In fact, donating to the GOP and expecting payback is a solid corporate investment. According to a British paper, seven large donors to the GOP in 2016, with a combined wealth of $142 billion, kept that wealth safe by hiding as much as possible in the Cayman Islands. Those seven include the Brothers Koch, Warren Stephens, owner of a payday lending company being sued for predatory practices, and Sheldon Adelson, the casino magnate who gave Republicans $100 million in 2012, $77.5 million in 2016, and $5 million for the Trump inauguration. Rounding out the pirate crew are Geoff Palmer, a dealer in Los Angeles real estate, Steve Wynn, another casino magnate, and Paul Singer, a hedge fund manager and “vulture capitalist.” 

In one recent poll 71% of Republicans, 85% of independents and 85% of Democrats said they did not think corporation tax cuts would result in an increase in their own pay. 

Correct. 

$$$$$

Sunday, June 5, 2022

June 29, 2018: Brits, Russians, Members of Trump Administration Hide Loot Offshore

 

6/29/18: Aaron Banks, a person you’ve never heard of, may turn out to be an important link in the Mueller investigation. 

To understand why, think Russians, lots of Russians. Think lots of gold, lots of diamonds, and the Isle of Man. 



Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin parks money in offshore tax havens.


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No smoking gun has been found – but as is true with most characters in the Trump campaign – there are plenty of spent shell casings lying about.

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Banks is not your typical “person of interest” in the Mueller probe. He never worked to get Donald J. Trump elected. He’s not even American. Nevertheless, if you want a template for what the Russians were up to during the 2016 campaign, you have it with Banks. By the time Britons voted to leave the European Union that summer, he was already a well-known financier. Banks was a leading backer of the Brexit strategy, a position favored by Putin and his Forty Thieves. In that cause, Banks spent eight million pounds out of his own pocket. That’s $12 million American. 

You might have imagined that here was a patriot who envisioned a better day for his country. If only the United Kingdom would chart a different course in matters of trade and border policies! 

Emails leaked from one of Mr. Banks’s accounts paint a darker picture. Behind the scenes, agents of the Russian government were cozying up to the Brexit-loving tycoon. We know Mueller and his investigators are pouring through Banks’s emails, looking for clues. No smoking gun has been found – but as is true with most characters in the Trump campaign – there are plenty of spent shell casings lying about.

 

Earlier this month, The New York Times noted, Banks was called in front of Parliament for questioning. British lawmakers, knowing Russia had wished to see their country leave the European Union and weaken the Western alliance, wanted to ask Banks about ties to Putin and his pals. 

Like every last member of Team Trump to end up being investigated, Banks’s memory proved fuzzy. He admitted he had “two lunches and a cup of tea” with the Russian ambassador, Alexander V. Yakovenko, during the run-up to the Brexit vote (June 23, 2016). Oh, Banks added as an afterthought, the ambassador did inquire. Would he be interested in investing in a deal involving half-a-dozen Russian gold mines? 

Why, no, Banks says he told Yakovenko. He did not wish to bother. 

 

Diamond mine or gold mine? 

Now that his emails have surfaced, it becomes clear there was much that Mr. Banks “forgot” to mention during testimony. He wasn’t offered just one chance to invest. He was offered three. The second involved Alrosa, a state-controlled Russian diamond mine. The third involved a rich Russian, described to Banks in an email from an investment adviser as “a mini oligarch,” and a gold mine in Guinea, Africa. British reporters began sniffing about. Friday, reporters from The New York Times joined the truffle hunt. Banks said in an interview with the Times that he did recall being offered those deals. But wasn’t it mean, he grumbled, this “wholesale theft” of his emails. 

Why, who would stoop so low as to steal a man’s emails! 

 

“Why would the Russians do this for Banks?” 

On this side of the Atlantic, where Republicans control Congress, lawmakers were not exactly working overtime to pursue these sorts of leads. Across the pond, Damian Collins, chairman of the parliamentary committee looking into Russian interference in the Brexit vote, sounded quite suspicious after perusing Banks’s email trail. “The question is,” Collins wondered, “Why would the Russians do this for Banks? What it looks like is that Russia decided he was someone they wanted to do business with and they wanted to see prosper and succeed – and Banks, alongside that, wanted to hide the extent of his contacts with the Russians.” 

In the face of freshly uncovered email evidence, Banks found himself in a bit of a biscuits and jam. He was forced to admit that there had been a fourth meeting with the ambassador. Banks was quick to say that his testimony previously, about “two lunches and a cup of tea” was “relatively accurate.” 

If that sounds to you like Trump and his campaign staff describing meetings with Russians, it should. 

It turns out Banks and his media adviser, Andrew Wigmore, had another friendly meeting with a Russian diplomat named Alexander Udod. 

That would be five.

 

Udod was recently listed as one of 23 suspected Russian spies and expelled from Great Britain in the wake of the attempted poisoning of Putin critic and former Russian spy, Sergei Skripal. That poisoning on British soil left Skripal and Skripal’s daughter in critical condition. 

For Banks, the meeting with Udod was good. This led to his first meeting with the Russian ambassador, which led to a meeting with a Russian businessman, who offered Banks a chance to invest in Russian gold mines. “I am very bullish on gold so keen to have a look,” Banks later emailed the businessman. He was interested enough to contact a banker familiar with Russian gold and diamond mines to say he was pondering a role in what he called “the gold play.” 

“I intend to pop in and see the ambassador as well,” Banks said in an email. He copied that email to Udod.

 


Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross has multiple offshore accounts.


 

Greed before God and Country. 

Banks swears on his bank book that he never engaged in any deal. But he failed to mention in testimony that he had been offered a second investment opportunity by the same Russian tycoon, Siman Povarenkin. Povarenkin told Banks that the Russians were about to sell a 10 percent stake in Alrosa, a giant diamond mining operation. Would Banks prefer to invest in diamonds? In an email on January 16, 2016, another investment adviser working for Banks wrote to Povarenkin to assure him that his client had “not forgotten about your Alrosa project.” 

So: diamonds it was. (See: 11/29-30/18 and 12/17-21/18.) 

You might think Banks’s memory would have been jogged a bit in September 2017 when an Alrosa mine in Russia turned up a 27.85 carat pink diamond estimated to be worth roughly $10 million. 

But no. 

In interviews this week, Banks first said he knew nothing about the Alrosa project. Then email evidence forced him to admit he had heard about it. He insisted he did not pursue it. Then it turned out his business partner and friend James Mellon, also a major backer of the Brexit strategy, did get in on the deal. 

In case you’ve forgotten, some of the most serious allegations in the Steele dossier involve lucrative deals in Russian gas and oil offered to leading figures in the Trump campaign. 

Greed before God and Country.

 

Mellon, The New York Times reported, is “a prominent investor based in the Isle of Man,” and “a partner with Mr. Banks in a financial institution on the island. Mr. Mellon has made hundreds of millions of dollars investing in Russia since the fall of the Soviet Union, often alongside businessmen close to President Vladimir M. Putin.” 

The Times continued: 

Three weeks after the 2016 Brexit vote, the Russian government sold the Alrosa stake in a private offering to a restricted group of investors [emphasis added]. The shares were sold at a discount to the market price at a time when the value of both the stock and diamonds were rising.

 

Mr. Mellon’s fund management company, Charlemagne Capital, was among a restricted number of investors who were allowed to participate.

 

A third Russian investment deal surfaced in April 2016, two months before the Brexit vote. Yet another investment banker (with connections in Russia) emailed Banks. Would he like to invest in a gold mine in Guinea, with a Russian businessman who “shares your passion for the yellow metal?” 

Banks first told reporters he had no memory of this discussion. I mean, who would remember talking about a gold mine in Africa and a Russian oligarch who owned it? 

Oops. 

Banks had to call reporters back and admit there had been a meeting on May 10, 2016, that possibly involved a discussion about that mine. 

 

Banks and Russian ambassador discussed Trump campaign. 

In August 2016, Banks met with the Russian ambassador for lunch again. Banks’s emails reveal that the two discussed the Trump campaign. They met again on November 12, after Trump won. This time discussion turned to Jeff Sessions and the role he might play in the Trump cabinet. 

In the end, Banks professed complete innocence, telling The New York Times, “The idea that things were dangled as some sort of carrots for me to be involved with the Russians is very far-fetched. I wonder what the Russians wanted from me?” 

I think I can answer that, but first, I’d like to answer the question Banks didn’t pose. What did Banks want? 

Banks wanted what all these shady crooks want – great wealth – more money than any human being needs. Banks was driven by greed. Think guys like Banks and those Russian oligarchs pillaging their homeland and members of the Trump campaign wouldn’t be happy to cheat their own people? Think again.

 

Consider, the Isle of Man, where Banks and Mellon do business. It’s a notorious tax haven where the superrich from around the globe gather, financially speaking, to avoid paying taxes. Meanwhile, ordinary taxi drivers, truckers and teachers, the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker all cough up their hard-earned dough.  

Those with accounts on the Isle of Man, where the tax rate is virtually zero, normally enjoy total secrecy. Hackers broke into bank records in in 2015 and revealed all kinds of sleazy operations. Those with hidden accounts on the Isle included John Whittaker, a Briton, sitting atop a fortune estimated to be 2.3 billion pounds, or $3.4 billion American. Trevor Baines, a man who amassed a fortune of 130 million pounds, and then went to jail for money laundering, also banked on the Isle of Man. Nigel Farage, leader of the Brexit charge, had an account on the island. At the same time, he was campaigning against leaders of the European Union who he insisted were dodging their share of taxes. 

How greedy are these people? How low are they willing to go to sell out their homelands? In another recent leak of secret tax records, involving a Panamanian law firm and multiple offshore tax shelters, several interesting names popped up. First among thieves, you might say, were Wilbur Ross, President Trump’s Secretary of Commerce and Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin. That meant you had Secretary Mnuchin weaseling out of paying taxes to the Treasury Department he runs. Gary Cohn, Trump’s former chief economic adviser, set up 22 separate companies in Bermuda, another tax haven. Trump’s former Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, also set up fake companies on the island. Ben Carson, head of Housing and Urban Department, sheltered part of his wealth in Bermuda. 

Who else appears to be evading their taxes? Tom Barrack, the billionaire businessman who organized the Trump inauguration ceremonies, favors the Cayman Islands. That’s one of the most famous tax havens. Jay Clayton, Trump’s SEC chairman, also has a stash of cash in the Caymans. 

 

20,000 corporations – 1 address. 

How absurd is this system? How greedy are these folks? And why might we suspect a guy like Trump – whose tax returns are eternally hidden? More than 100,000 corporations claim their headquarters are located in the Cayman Islands. This means they avoid paying taxes they would owe the United States and other governments round the world. That includes 20,000 corporations with addresses in the same five-story office tower, the Ugland House. 

If you are still wondering how far these people will go to pile up more and more wealth, consider the population of the Cayman Islands, where all these corporations claim they’ve located headquarters. As a public service, we can provide you with that number. It would be 62,347. 

Or to put it simply, every man, woman, and baby in diapers on the islands must be running 1½ corporations.



The Cayman Islands: Home to more corporations than people.


Monday, March 21, 2022

April 9, 2021: The Blogger Finds an American-Made Shovel

 

4/9/21: With tax season upon us, wouldn’t you love to pay your bill like a multinational corporation! 

You know you would! 

The Biden administration has proposed that the nations of the world join together to impose a minimum 15% tax on these giant corporations. This would mean, for example, that the tens of thousands of companies “headquartered” in the Cayman Islands would have to start forking over some cash, just like the owner of the Bluebird Bakery, here in Glendale, Ohio. Or Cliff’s Hardware in nearby Sharonville. 

Did you know there are more corporate headquarters in the Cayman Islands (100,000) than there are…actual people (61,944).

 

In 2017, 366 of the Fortune 500 companies had created “subsidiaries” in at least one of the world’s notorious tax havens. Goldman Sachs had 511 subsidiaries in the Caymans. You remember Goldman Sachs? The rest of us, the actual taxpayers of the United States, helped bail their ass out in 2008, when a housing bubble burst and the stock market imploded. 

Other tax havens: 

The British Virgin Islands – rated in 2019 as the #1 tax haven for superrich individuals. 

The Isle of Man – with a  0% corporate tax rate, instituted in 2006. 

Lichtenstein, a nation 62 square miles in size, but home to more registered companies than people, at least in 2018. 

And that’s just a sampling.

 

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SO! GOOD IDEA for the governments of the world to go after the Big Guys who don’t pay their share! The International Money Fund has announced support for the Biden proposal. The G-20 announced support and said they hoped to have an agreement in place by mid-year. Also onboard: The European Union. 

I mentioned the local Glendale bakery above. No doubt the owner pays her share of taxes. As for me, I patronize the Bluebird because they offer fantastic cookies, pastries, and, on Fridays, sticky buns that I would crawl down the street to purchase. 

I like Cliff’s, previously mentioned, because when I go there, I can find American-made products bigger stores fail to stock. My last shovel purchase, for instance, came from Cliff’s and made in Iowa. 

Same with my steel dustpan. 

Unlike the plastic garbage offered at Lowe’s or Menard’s, that dustpan is going to last for at least three generations of the Viall family.




 

I should also note that I hate paying for Chinese-made products, and wish we could organize a boycott to force the Communist government to start allowing meaningful civil and political rights to their people.

Sunday, March 20, 2022

June 7, 2021: Multinationals Dodge $700 Billion in Taxes Annually

 

6/7/21: If you missed this story, the Biden administration has won support from the other members of the G-7 for a proposal to set a minimum tax of 15% on multinational corporations. Many of these business giants use offshore tax havens to avoid hundreds of billions in taxes – the kind of taxes all the mom and pop establishments you have ever patronized pay year after year. 

If the G-20 agrees to go along with the idea in a meeting later this summer, we may close off a route by which the largest companies in the world manage to shelter, by one estimate, $36 trillion in cash, gold and securities. 

According to an estimate by the conservative-leaning Tax Foundation, global giants dodged $700 billion in taxes in 2017 alone.



Bitches, pay those taxes!


 

According to the Tax Justice Network, the U.S. currently ranks second (on an index where you don’t want to finish first) for “Financial Secrecy.” That is, institutionally, and in terms of government policy, we make it easy to cheat. 

The top ten nations complicit in this fraud: 

1.     Cayman Islands (population: roughly 65,000, yet “home” to more than 100,000 corporations.)

2.     United States

3.     Switzerland

4.     Hong Kong

5.     Singapore

6.     Luxembourg

7.     Japan

8.     Netherlands

9.     British Virgin Islands

10. United Arab Emirates  

Other pipsqueak offshore tax havens include Guernsey (#12), Jersey (#16), Malta (#18), The Bahamas (#22), Bermuda (#40) and the Isle of Man (#43). 


If nothing else, I would like to see President Biden send the U.S. Navy to blockade the Cayman Islands until the leaders of that tiny nation agree to surrender all their banking and tax records, and we are allowed to hold their crooked tax lawyers and corporate cheats in a POW camp.


July 5, 2021: Send in the Marines! To the Cayman Islands!

 

7/5/21: The Biden administration continues work on a major agreement with other nations. Mr. Biden does not resort to insulting allies, nor does he suck up to bloodthirsty dictators, as did the leader of the previous administration.




 

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Make multinational corporations pay a minimum tax of 15%.

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So far, 130 countries have signed on to a plan to stick it to the multinational corporations, and make them pay a minimum tax of 15%, wherever they happen to have been hiding their profits. Only nine countries involved in the talks have held out, including Ireland, Hungary, and Estonia. Those three members of the European Union have helped screw other members by offering lower corporate tax rates to attract more corporations to plunk down in their countries. 

And pay minimal taxes. 

According to Reuters, “German Finance Minister Olaf Scholz told reporters after a meeting with U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen that he expected rapid implementation of the global tax deal by the EU despite the refusal of several members to sign the deal.”

 

In the meantime, this liberal blogger is calling for a series of dramatic steps to crack down on the tax cheaters. 

First: The British Navy blockades the Isle of Man, home to trillions of dollars of tax-sheltered loot. Food shipments to bankers are cut off until they surrender. 

Second: European Union forces mass along the border with Lichtenstein. Offer an ultimatum. Surrender your tax records or we invade your crappy little 62-square mile tax-haven/country. 

Third: President Biden sends in the Marines. We conquer the Cayman Islands (home to 65,000 people, headquarters (for tax-evading purposes) to a nice round 100,000 corporations.

 

Fourth: U.S. marshals go in on Tuesday and slap the cuffs on all the top executives working at the Trump Organization. 

After all, if you are going to choke to death Eric Garner for selling untaxed single cigarettes, you should be tough on guys like Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg, now indicted for his role in what prosecutors have called “a sweeping and audacious illegal payments scheme.” Allegedly, Mr. Weisselberg managed to evade taxes by local, state and federal governments on an estimated $1.7 million in perks that should have been counted as income. 

And that’s by no means the last shot of the investigation into the Trump Organization’s operations. 

That’s the first shot, and a warning to others.

Monday, December 11, 2017

A Liberal Champions the Struggling Super-Rich

  
IT MUST BE TOUGH to be a billionaire or a loose-change kind of multi-millionaire in America today.

For that reason, I feel it is my duty as a card-carrying liberal who has seen the error of his fiscal ways, to convince others that we should all get behind the GOP tax reform plan now wending its way through Congress.

It has to sad to be super-rich.

If you are one of the aggrieved, you pay (in theory) 39.6% of all the money you make in federal taxes. If you are a leading hedge fund manager and earned $1.6 billion by the sweat of your brow in 2016, as did James Simons, you would have left only $966.4 million to spend on your next family vacation.

It can’t be much fun to be a billionaire at Christmas, either. Please, Daddy, can we finally buy a real boat, you hear your daughter say. If you are Paul Allen, you have been paying exorbitant taxes all your life. This has nearly destroyed your incentive to work. But you soldier on. What choice do you have? You have to provide the necessities for your loved ones.

Luckily, you have scrimped and saved and have a bit left over in the form of the NFL team you own, the Seattle Seahawks, and a total of $17.8 billion in assets, and this crummy little scow (see below).



OF COURSE, IN A PERFECT capitalist society, which is exactly what we have in America today, as every Fox News viewer knows, the typical super-rich individual makes more money than the average worker because the typical super-individual simply works harder. He or she never bends rules or asks for government handouts, not even free football or baseball stadiums. In fact, these people create bazillions of jobs through their wealth for the average worker. Why, if we give them a tax break, they will create jobs for more lobbyists, to cite one irrefutable totally free market example. They will send fresh lobbyists to the nation’s capital, to help the 12,000 already there and those lobbyists will work only for the good of the American people.

For example, lobbyists from the drug companies will work tirelessly to see that drug prices come crashing down.

See how perfectly the free market works? The super-rich also create jobs for right-wing pundits, who sell the unwitting the bill of goods that anyone who says the system needs to be altered in even the slightest is actually a communist and wants to take away all their guns and make them stop saying, “Merry Christmas.” So, yes, this is absolutely the case. You deserve, if you are a company CEO, to make as much, on average, as what 335 of your employees makes every year.

If your workers don’t like it, this is capitalism, my friends, and you, the hard-working CEO, can ship a few jobs to Bangladesh, where workers know better than to expect pensions and health benefits.

Or paid vacations.

ALSO, YOU DON’T HEAR workers in Bangladesh complaining about a need for government safety regulations just because a factory collapsed on their heads and mashed 1,100 contented workers.

Government safety regulations stifle job creation!

And it may be even worse for the super-rich in America today, because I have also seen a shocking estimate that indicates top CEO’s make only 204 times as much as their average worker.

That would be tragedy atop catastrophe—making only as much, year in, year out, as your typical worker is going to earn over the next two centuries (assuming, of course, said typical worker doesn’t retire early).

We should also remember that with great wealth comes great responsibility. You have to decide, for example: Do I hide some of my multi-millions in the Cayman Islands. Or would a secret Swiss bank account be a better option?

Fortunately, the people of the Cayman Islands (population 61,559) know how hard you work. They’re not trying to reach in your wallet every day and steal a wad of your Benjamin  Franklins. So you can go down on your yacht and lounge around in the sun and talk to your Cayman Islands trust fund manager or visit one of the 200 international banking institutions located in this tropical land. You can also visit, perhaps, your company headquarters, or any of the other 95,000 headquarters located in the Caymans, which, if I do the math correctly, means your average corporate headquarters is producing 1 ½ jobs for every human being in the area. In other words, the people of the Caymans understand how a free market works and that is why they help guard $3.5 trillion in assets that you and other over-taxed, members of the top 1% have parked on the premises.

Be honest, now, my fellow liberal Americans!

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY to Alice Walton, the threadbare sister of the Walton clan, if you chanced to meet her? It can’t be easy for her, sitting down at Thanksgiving dinner and asking her snooty brothers to pass the mashed potatoes, knowing they look down on her because she’s a veritable pauper.

Don’t be obtuse! Alice Walton clearly needs a tax cut. And if she gets it she will rush out and create more good jobs for WalMart greeters. Her net worth, after all the crippling taxes, is a minuscule $38.2 billion.

By comparison, S. Robson Walton is worth $38.3 billion and Jim Walton is worth $38.4 billion.

In other words, Alice is hurting. If she spends $1 million every day she’ll be flat broke by the summer of 2121.

Do you want that? Do you really relish seeing Alice living in a cardboard box in some urine-soaked alley?

And think of Sheldon Adelson! He’s still slaving away at age 84 and donating wads of cash to GOP politicians. Buying politicians by the shopping cart full isn’t cheap and if you have to pay for politicians as a business expense, yes, you deserve a tax cut! A guy like Adelson donates $150 million in 2012 to defeat Barack Obama and gets nothing for his investment! So he has to donate $45 million to elect Donald J. Trump and assorted Republicans, exactly the type of men and women who are going to look out for the average blue collar worker. Plus Adelson has to chip in $5 million to help fund the Trump Inauguration and all he has left is a measly $35.4 billion.

THINK OF THE POOR Koch brothers, Charles and David, who got both literally and figuratively killed while Commie Obama was in office. In 2008 each brother was worth $19 billion and by the time Commie Obama left Washington their fortunes had dwindled to…$48.5 billion.

Each.

Come to think of it, I am often reminded by my dear conservative friends that I should thank President Trump because he is foregoing the $400,000 annual salary he is owed as Tweeter-in-Chief.

And that saves taxpayers plenty.

Fortunately, he has made ends meet since the election by ordering a modest increase in membership fees at Mar-a-Lago. With 500 members, and a doubling of the fee to $200,000, you can see why Mr. Trump and all his friends at this exclusive golf club can’t survive without a tax cut.

By now, I trust all my readers are weeping profusely. So let’s finish with a few quick examples to show why the super-rich need relief. Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross (estimated worth: $2 billion) needs a cut so he can hire a good accountant and hide even more wealth in offshore tax havens. Martin Shkreli needs a break so he can keep the single recorded copy in the world of Once Upon a Time in Shaolin by the Wu-Tang Clan, for which he paid millions. This will allow him to focus on his work and stick to raising drug prices by 5,000%, which he did do.

Yes, my liberals, it is time to eat some delicious crow.

IT IS TIME TO ADMIT the GOP tax reform plan will make America great again. Call it: The Revenge of the Robber Barons!

The CEO of General Electric will get the tax cut he needs and be able to make the hard decisions with a clear head, decisions like laying off 12,000 more workers. Or contacting suppliers in China—where, for some odd reason, all GE light bulbs are now made.

If Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin gets a tax cut he and his wife will be better able to afford the cottage they bought recently in the nation’s capital. Also, she will be able to afford more $15,735 clothing ensembles.

The humble Mnuchin abode on Massachusetts Avenue: a bargain at $12.6 million.


Last, but not least, economically speaking, if the GOP tax plan passes as currently written President Trump himself will save an estimated $1 billion dollars.

Or to put it in perspective: his tax cut, which he will have earned by draining the swamp and filling it with gold bars for billionaires, will be equal to what 20,558 ordinary workers make annually in America.

And that, my friends, is exactly how we make America great again. 

That and by electing Judge Roy Moore, an accused sexual predator, to the United States Senate!