July 21-23, 2017: President Trump Drops the P-Word

 

7/21/17: For those of us who enjoy mocking the Trump administration this is a black day. Press Secretary Sean Spicer, who often left reporters and those watching on TV in stunned disbelief, resigns. According to friends “Spicey” wearied of insults hurled by the president. 

His replacement, Anthony Scaramucci, explains the president’s real problem to reporters. He’s “doing a phenomenal job,” Scaramucci insists, “and we just need to get it out there a little more aggressively.” 

No problem. Scaramucci, “The Mooch,” is on the job!  

Meanwhile, Federal Aviation Administration records indicate Trump is planning on spending August 3-20 at his home/golf course in Bedminster. As for Congress, he still thinks legislators should remain in session and get a healthcare bill on his desk quick. (See: 7/21/17.) 

Can Congress just mail the bill to Bedminster?

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7/22/17: The president rolls out of bed just after 5:30 a.m. in his Wonder Woman pajamas and gets down to the business of governing! He warms up by attacking The New York Times and Washington Post in a tweet. 

Why do these papers keep insisting the Russian investigation matters! (See pretty much everything above: 7/8-14/17, etc.)

At 6:35 he gets to the meat of the matter. No one in his administration has ever seen a Russian, touched a Russian, talked to a Russian, heard a Russian offer to fatten a bank account, or smelled a Russian fart. But if they did – are you listening Don Jr. and Jared – don’t worry. 

Trump tweets: “While all agree the U.S. President has the complete power to pardon, why think of that when only crime so far is LEAKS against us. FAKE NEWS.” 

The pardon power, yeah, why would anyone think about that?

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7/23/17: Another Sunday tweetstorm brews up in Trumpistan. Rap, tap, tap, go the presidential digits on the keys to his iPhone: “As the phony Russian Witch Hunt continues, two groups are laughing at this excuse for a lost election taking hold, Democrats and Russians.” 

“It’s very sad that Republicans, even some that were carried over the line on my back, do very little to protect their President [emphasis added]”  

Fortunately, there’s real news to report – that is, any news that makes Orange Leader feel good, even when he looks in a mirror and realizes his hair makes it seem like he has a dead fox sitting atop his cranium. Tappity-tap-tap: “Thank you to @LOUDOBBS for giving the first six months of the Trump Administration an A+. S.C.,reg cutting,Stock M, jobs,border etc. = TRUE!” 

July 27, 2017: Three Branches of Government - Two Aren't Run by Trump and Co.

 

7/27/17: An editorial by Peggy Noonan in the Wall Street Journal lays Trump low. And this from Noonan, a speechwriter for Ronald Reagan. 

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“He’s whiny, weepy and self-pitying.”

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The president’s primary problem as a leader is not that he is impetuous, brash or naïve. It’s not that he is inexperienced, crude, an outsider. It is that he is weak and sniveling. It is that he undermines himself almost daily by ignoring traditional norms and forms of American masculinity.

 

He’s not strong and self-controlled, not cool and tough, not low-key and determined; he’s whiny, weepy and self-pitying. He throws himself, sobbing, on the body politic. He’s a drama queen. It was once said, sarcastically, of George H.W. Bush that he reminded everyone of her first husband. Trump must remind people of their first wife. Actually, his wife, Melania, is tougher than he is with her stoicism and grace, her self-discipline and desire to show the world respect by presenting herself with dignity.

 

Noonan explains that men used to see themselves was the “strong silent type celebrated in mid-20th century films” of John Wayne and others.  

Trump’s style is more like Woody Allen. “His characters,” she notes, “couldn’t stop talking about their emotions, their resentments and needs. They were self-justifying as they acted out their cowardice and anger. But he was a comic. It was funny…Donald Trump now is like an unfunny Woody Allen.”

Whiny, weepy, self-pitying.

 

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IN A PROFANE RANT later in the day, Trump’s new communications director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci blasts pretty much everyone on the White House staff, including Chief of Staff Reince Priebus. Scaramucci accuses him of being a “leaker.” Besides threatening to get Priebus fired, Scaramucci has this to say of another rival for the president’s affection: “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

 

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IN OTHER NEWS, continuing efforts to force Attorney General Sessions to resign run into bipartisan blowback. You don’t have to be a genius to understand the steps Trump is contemplating: 

First, force Sessions out.

Second, appoint someone else to run the Justice Department, preferably a hack. Newt
Gingrich or Rudy Giuliani would be great.

Third, have the new AG fire Special Counsel Mueller. 

Fourth: Vodka toasts at the White House! 

Fortunately, there are still patriotic Republicans (and Democrats) in Washington. They warn Orange Leader not to go the full Kim Jong-un route. There are three branches of government. 

Two aren’t run by Trump & Co. 

Senator Thom Tillis (R-N.C.) describes Sessions as a man with an “unwavering commitment to the rule of law” and says his leadership is “needed now more than ever.” Sen. Orrin Hatch cuts the president a bit of slack he doesn’t deserve, muting his criticism, saying only: “Sometimes he says things that I’m sure afterwards he wishes he hasn’t said just like the rest of us.” Only the rest of us aren’t President of the United States.  

We can’t subvert the Constitution.

 

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TO FINISH OFF the day, the chief executive of the Boy Scouts of America feels a need to apologize in the wake of the president’s speech three days earlier. “I want to extend my sincere apologies to those in our Scouting family [emphasis added] who were offended by the political rhetoric that was inserted into the jamboree ... We sincerely regret that politics were inserted into the Scouting program.” 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, now entering the Patty Hearst-bank-robber stage of Stockholm syndrome, insists all she saw was cheering Boy Scouts. All she saw was cheering Boy Scouts. All she saw was cheering… 

Please, can someone rescue the poor woman! 

Finally, in an interview with CNN, “The Mooch” rounds out the day. “There are people inside the administration who think it is their job to save America from this president,” he grumbles. “That is not their job. Their job is to inject this president into America so that he can explain his views properly and his policies, so we can transform America and drain the swamp and make the system fairer for the middle- and lower-income people.” 

This might be fine if it weren’t for the fact that most Americans believe America must be saved from this man. (See, for example: 7/28/17; 7/31/17.)