Man in Epstein Files Totally Exonerated!

 

Man in Epstein Files Totally Exonerated!

 

GOOD NEWS! Now that the Department of Justice has released all documents and evidence it has, related to Jeffrey Epstein, one man has finally been exonerated. 

A victory for decency, as last! 

Who might this pillar of virtue be? Les Wexner? Bill Gates? Or could it be former-U.S. Senator George Mitchell? 

No doubt you will be amazed to learn that the first man to be exonerated – totally – is Donald J. Trump! 

In happier times: Donald, Melania, Jeffrey and Ghislaine.

 

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Donald calls the cops – after the cops make the arrest. 

THIS FEEL-GOOD SAGA began to take form earlier this month, when a key document in the Epstein Files proved that Donald had called the cops back in 2006, to say he was thrilled that they were going to investigate Epstein. The future president even suggested that they go after Jeffrey’s partner in pedophilia, Ghislaine Maxwell. 

That hag, he warned, was “evil.” 

This earthshaking news broke because the free press was on the job and reported on the document, and White House Press Secretary Karolyn Leavitt was asked for comment. Naturally, she was proud to announce that the email proved Donald had been telling the truth about Epstein for decades. 

 

In fact, the MAGA faithful quickly began to claim that the president had, in fact, been something of a hero – quick to contact authorities – intent on bringing an abuser of young women to justice. 

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“Everyone has known he’s been doing this.” 

WE HATE TO NITPICK, but there may be a few questions that still need answering. The document that has thrilled the president’s defenders is dated April 23, 2020. In October 2019, not long after Epstein killed himself, Michael Reiter, former Palm Beach, Florida chief of police, sat down for an interview with F.B.I. agents. At one point – perhaps because he had been asked a related question – he said that then-Citizen Donald had called him in the summer of 2006, to talk about Epstein. 

“Thank goodness you’re stopping him,” Trump is quoted as telling Chief Reiter, “everyone has known he’s been doing this.” 

Trump fans heard the news and started shooting off fireworks and thanking Jesus and knocked on “libtard” neighbors’ doors to inform them that this proved Donald was always an excellent citizen. Not once in a hundred million years would Donald J. grab a woman’s pussy, even though he bragged that he did. 

So, how much “credit” does Donald Trump get for tipping off police to the need to arrest the Florida pedophile and his accomplice? We know that Epstein was indicted by a grand jury on July 19, 2006. We know that the indictment was unsealed on Monday, July 25, and that the Palm Beach Post broke the story the next day. 

Now we learn that in 2019, thirteen years after Epstein was first arrested in Florida, Reiter told agents what he could remember from the summer of 2006. As for Donald being exonerated, here’s the paragraph that sent chills up and down MAGA spines, apparently because many Trump supporters are blinded by loyalty, or possess the same reading skills as Cocker Spaniels. 

As the F.B.I. report notes, Reiter (whose name is redacted for some reason) explained: 

Palm Beach Country Club is a Jewish country club. A lot of wealthy people are there and they flock together. Mar-A-Lago is a mixture of everyone. DONALD TRUMP told REDACTED that he threw EPSTEIN out of his club. TRUMP called the PBPD [Palm Beach Police Department] to tell him “thank goodness you’re stopping him, everyone has known he’s been doing this”. TRUMP told him people in New York knew EPSTEIN was disgusting. TRUMP said MAXWELL was EPSTEIN’s operative, “she is evil and to focus on her”. TRUMP told REDACTED that he was around EPSTEIN once when teenagers were present and TRUMP “got the hell out of there”. TRUMP was one of the very first people to call when people found out that they were investigating EPSTEIN. 

 

At this point, I feel the need to break it to Donald’s fans as gently as I may. Donald is not a hero and he’s not exonerated. 

Not totally. 

Not even partially. 

A)   He called authorities after people, including himself, found out there was an investigation.

B)    He muffed his chance to gain credit when he said that “everyone has known he was doing this.”

C)   Huh?  

D)   Did he admit that he and others knew about the pedophile’s crimes? And did not one person in his Palm Beach or New York City circles call long before news of an investigation broke?

E)    Was Donald admitting that he had seen Epstein with underage girls, and it scared him enough to get “the hell out?”

F)    And did he still decide not to call until he heard there was already an investigation???

G)   And had any of the MAGA faithful thought to themselves: “Wouldn’t Donald be among the first to call Chief Reiter, to cover his own tracks, if he thought police were going to investigate – and might find enough information to charge others with related crimes?” 

 

In fact, we should all remember that when asked directly, in July 2019, if he had “any suspicions” that Epstein was molesting girls, President Trump told reporters: “No, I had no idea. I had no idea.” 

It was that same month, of course, that Trump’s own Secretary of Labor, Alex Acosta, was revealed to be the “brains” behind a sweetheart deal that allowed Epstein to avoid a prison sentence in 2008 that should have stretched across four or five decades. Or even life plus ninety-nine years. 

And then, by pure chance, Mr. Acosta ended up in Trump’s first cabinet. 

Now he was forced to resign. 

And who can forget that stunning day when Donald was asked about Ghislaine Maxwell, following her arrest in 2020, and he said he “wished her well,” which was a head-scratching moment. 

And then there was the second time, not long after, and he doubled down, saying once again, “I wish her well.” 

And then there was that time, in the summer of 2025, when Donald was asked by a reporter if he had considered a pardon for the woman he had labeled “evil.” 

And Trump said he hadn’t thought about a pardon for Ghislaine, but he had the power to grant one. 

Then the weeks flew by, and Donald was asked again, last October, by a member of the free press, if he had ruled out any pardon? This time he said he hadn’t heard Ghislaine’s name in so long, he hardly remembered who she was. “I haven’t heard the name in so long,” he said. Then he added, “I can say this, that I’d have to take a look at it. I would have to take a look. I will speak to the DOJ.” 

(If you’ve been reading the Epstein Files, or even reading about them, you will know that Ghislaine Maxwell should never be pardoned, not so long as she or Donald J. Trump should live.)

 

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Where did the interview reports go? 

THE QUESTION, then becomes, not whether Donald is exonerated, but, rather, “Is Donald one of the countless villains, now stripped of the cover of secrecy, as the Files are released and then read? 

Today we learn that multiple news outlets have been digging into one fresh story – that certain important documents have not been released. 

We know, if we are keeping up with news about Jeffrey and Ghislaine, and all their friends, that all kinds of behaviors that people of good morals might find repugnant, not to mention felonious sexual abuses of all kinds, have now been revealed. Heads have been lopped off (metaphorically), around the globe, as ordinary people (like this simple blogger), and a focused free press keep digging into the morass. 

But not Donald J. Trump’s head. According to White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson, not a single hair on his head has been mussed! As she sees it, probably because it’s her job to see it this way, Donald J. Dumpling has “been totally exonerated on anything related to Epstein.”

 

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“Due to fear of retaliation.” 

LOOK, I’m obviously no fan of Donald Trump; but I’ve spent several hundred hours delving into the Epstein Files. I am not yet ready to pronounce guilt on anyone mentioned, not Mr. Trump, not former-President Bill Clinton, not Mr. Elon Musk, nor Mr. Kimbal Musk, his younger brother. I’m not sure Mr. Leon Black, or Mr. Jes Staley, or Mrs. Glenn Dubin committed any crimes. 

I am sure of this. No one whose name appears hundreds or thousands of times in the Epstein Files has been “totally exonerated.” If you say that they have, you must either be a liar, or you must be a numbskull. 

Indeed, it turns out that a certain set of files – perhaps of critical importance – have disappeared from DOJ records. These documents are mentioned in the Files, but at least four F.B.I. interviews with an alleged victim who came forward in July 2019, soon after Epstein was charged with federal crimes, cannot be found. We know agents followed up on her claims in August and October. We also know they would have taken careful notes (also missing) and would have filed reports (three of four are missing). 

In the one report that still exists, the alleged victim tells F.B.I. agents that she was repeatedly raped, sometimes violently by Epstein, back in the 80s, when she was between the ages of 13 and 15. No one would doubt that Epstein was capable of these kinds of sexual crimes – but the victim also claimed she was violently assaulted by a young version of the current President of the United States. 

This victim claimed she did not know who Epstein was, until he was arrested in the summer of 2019, when a friend sent her a picture – which she told agents she had kept on her phone. What do know that agents said it was a widely distributed photo of Donald and Jeffrey together. When she was asked if they might take a picture of her phone screen, showing the picture she had been sent, she asked that President Trump be cropped out. Her lawyer, who sat in on the interviews, interjected, explaining that his client “was concerned about implicating additional individuals, and specifically any that were well known, due to fear of retaliation.” 

Was her claim corroborated in any way? We cannot know unless we see all the documents. The New York Times notes that a lawyer who used to represent the woman in a lawsuit against the Epstein estate declined to comment. That suit was later dropped; but court records do not reveal whether his client was compensated or not. 

Hard to assess the truth of this woman’s accusations when the public records are clearly incomplete. 

Donald may not be guilty. 

He is most assuredly not exonerated, as of today.

In fact, exonerations, so far, as proven by the Files, are in very short supply. As in “0,” so far. Former Norwegian Prime Minister Thorbjørn Jagland, who apparently appears in damning situations, was admitted to the hospital on Tuesday after what has been reported as a suicide attempt. 

(I have not yet read up on his ties in the Files.)