June
2025:
THE DEDICATED BLOGGER has been forced to accept the bitter truth. Keeping up
with Donald Trump (a.k.a. “Donald Dumpling”) during his second term has been a herculean
task. This has much to do with the fact that anyone with scruples is gone
from the White House, under Trump 47.
Only the
soulless remain.
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Stephen Miller. |
Once
again, we will default to the HOT/NOT HOT format to bring what order out of
chaos we may.
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HOT –
Hate posting: The Dumpling displays his lack class, coupled with disdain for a
free press. On Truth Social, he squeezes in time to type: “Why does Fox News
allow failed TV personality Jessica Tarlov to ‘soil’ The Five? Her voice, her
manner, and above all else, what she says, are a disgrace to television
broadcasting.”
___
NOT HOT –
Accuracy: President Trump also spent time hate-posting about Fox News opinion
polls.
On June
18, he announced proudly that he had the highest approval rating ever seen for
any president past, present and to come (I exaggerate only slightly) at 56%.
Then Fox did a story, based on its polling, and had Trump at 46% - including a 46%
approval rating on his handling of immigration. On handling of foreign policy,
Donald scored 42%, on the economy, 40%, and on inflation, a woeful 34%.
Naturally,
the president exploded, like the crabby old man that
he is, and all but shouted at Fox News reporters, “Get off my White House lawn!”
In fact, he started off by insisting that Fox was wrong, and he won the 2020
election. “The Crooked FoxNews Polls got the Election WRONG, I won by much
more than they said I would, and have been biased against me for years,” he complained.
“They
are always wrong and negative. It’s why MAGA HATES FoxNews, even though their
anchors are GREAT. This has gone on for years, but they never change the
incompetent polling company that does their work.”
So, the
hard-working blogger went back to check. He looked at the final polling numbers for Real Clear
Politics in 2024. The last Fox poll had Trump winning by 50% to 48%, close
to a perfect call.
Trump
won 49.8% of the vote. Harris trailed at 48.3%.
(Trump calls that a “landslide,” because half the time he sounds
like a delusional nutcase.)
You
could go back to 2020, too. In that election, Fox got Biden’s vote total
just about right, predicting 52% (he scored 51.4%), but did underestimate
the share The Dumpling would win. They thought he’d get 44% (wherein reality,
he had 46.9%) But as all the polls predicted in 2020, Trump
lost.
___
HOT – Fat
cats: Ordinary Americans will be thrilled to learn that the ultra-rich had an
excellent year in 2024, when (according to Republicans) “commie’ Democrats were
in charge. For instance, Alex Karp, CEO of Palantir Technologies had the best time of all,
banking $6.8 billion. Brian Armstrong, a crypto king, pulled
down $523.6 million. Tony Xu of DoorDash didn’t need tips. He took home $313.8
million. Brian Niccol of Starbucks received $95.8 million in compensation.
___
NOT HOT
– Average Americans: In 2024, 1-in-4 consumers had to rely on “buy now, pay
later” plans to afford groceries (i.e.: they charged cereal and canned corn on
their credit cards.)
___
HOT:
Still measles! As of June 20, the U.S. had logged 1,227 cases of measles, the
second worst year since 2000, when the disease was declared eradicated in the
United States. That year, the only 85 cases involved Americans who had traveled
overseas, or been infected by people who had.
___
Elon and
The Dumpling – all out of love.
NOT HOT
– Bromance: To start the month, we learned that the World’s Richest Man, Elon
Musk, was leaving DOGE behind, after laboring for Team Trump for less than six
months. Trump wished him well – and gave him a golden key to the White House, in
a tasteful embossed box. Then Elon went home and started hate-posting on X. He
called the president’s “Big Beautiful Budget Bill” a “disgusting abomination,”
and warned that it would add several
trillions to the federal deficit.
___
HOT – Conspiracy
thinking: Musk also suggested on X, that Trump may have been replaced by a
body double.
(If anyone had motive –it was Melania.)
___
HOTTER: Elon was just warming up. Next, he called for
Trump to be impeached, insisting his name appears
in secret government files related to disgraced pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
___
HOT-A-MA-TOT: The prickly president replied,
on Truth Social, that lawmakers should “terminate Elon’s Governmental Subsidies
and Contracts.”
___
HOT-A-MA-TOT
#2: Steve Bannon joined the battle, and called for President Trump to deport
Elon, and to deny him due process, and maybe give him a wedgie as he boarded
the plane back to South Africa.
Or maybe
El Salvador.
“I am of
the strong belief that he is an illegal alien,” Mr. Bannon said of Mr. Musk,
and we all know that “belief,” not evidence, is good enough to get anyone Trump
doesn’t like deported these days.
___
HOT-FOOTING-HOT:
President Dumpling suggests that Musk suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome
and may have “gone crazy.”
(No word on whether he has demanded that Musk return his golden
key.)
___
HOT – Active-duty
troops sent to blue states: Normally, U.S. troops are not sent into states unless
governors request help, for example during natural disasters, and usually,
troops are from the National Guard, and units remain under state control. (If
you remember what happened at Tiananmen Square in
China in 1989, or know about military takeovers in places like Myanmar, or the
regular coups in South American countries, you can understand why the U.S.
Constitution and federal laws limit a president’s ability to deploy the U.S.
Army, Marine Corps, etc., in states where troops are not wanted.
Trump? He
ignored all precedent and sent active-duty Marines to Los Angeles. Because he’s
an authoritarian at heart.
___
NOT HOT
– The Third Amendment. That amendment bans the quartering of troops in private
homes and was a natural reaction by our Founding Fathers to King George III’s tactic
of sending Redcoat soldiers to cities like Boston, to crush dissent.
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Using troops to quell protest - 1770 style. |
___
NOT HOT
– Checks and balances. (See above.)
___
NOT HOT
– Class and common decency: Don Jr. posts what he thinks is a funny meme, calling for the shooting of protesters in
L.A. “Make Rooftop Koreans Great Again,” he posts, along with a picture.
That
picture harkens back to the 1992 riots in the city, when police battered Rodney
King almost to death, and were still found innocent of any wrongdoing. Tensions
between Korean store owners and black protesters exploded, and some store
owners brought rifles for protection.
Which may
be fine.
The
president’s son joking about killing protesters is not. Junior has the same
level of empathy as his dad.
That is: The same as a mushroom
___
NOT HOT –
Rep. Randy Weber: The GOP congressman from Texas channels a little Don Jr. when
he shows up for a radio interview and starts cracking “jokes.” Commenting on
his beloved president’s plan to pay illegal immigrants a $1,000 to self-deport,
he suggests flying them back to their home countries. Once overhead, however, you
open an exit door and offer them a choice: money or a parachute.
Weber could
make Adolf Hitler laugh.
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A regular comedian - Congressman Weber. |
___
HOT: Frankly, gun sales are always hot in this country. We are on pace
for 15.5 million firearms to be sold this year.
___
NOT HOT
– Child and adolescent safety. A study of gun deaths, prior to and since a
Supreme Court ruling in 2010, which made it harder for local governments to
restrict gun ownership, reveals a festering problem. In states which loosened gun
laws homicides and suicides increased. The average age of the youngest victims
in all types of shootings, including accidents (23,000 fatalities), was
fourteen. In addition, “Three of four school
shootings are committed with a weapon taken from the home of the
family or a close relative [emphasis added, unless otherwise noted].”
___
HOT –
Staff members at the National Institute of Health: A letter signed by several dozen
employees at N.I.H. sounded alarm. “We dissent to administration
policies that undermine the N.I.H. mission, waste public resources, and harm
the health of Americans and people across the globe,” they explained. These
concerns, had been raised repeatedly, since Team Trump took over, they added, “yet
we remain pressured to implement harmful measures.”
Funding
for more than two thousand studies has been cut. Clinical trials have been
halted, so that patients enrolled, for example, in studies of kidney disease, are
suddenly told, “Hey, we’re not going to continue with this trial, that might
lead to life-saving treatments for you or others.”
You
should just go home and die.
___
HOT, AS
ALWAYS – Planet Earth: Scientists warn that “atmospheric thirst” is making
droughts more common and making them worse. Most drought studies have
focused on changes in precipitation. (The news isn’t good there either). Now
experts are considering drying patterns from 1901 to 2022. Atmospheric thirst
is a measurement of evaporation, which is affected by temperatures (increasing
yearly, round the globe), wind, humidity and solar radiation. Drought has been
spreading since the 1980s, but the period from 2018-2022 has been especially
bad. Worldwide, the area affected by droughts increased by 74% in that
period.
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The planet gets hotter and drier every year. |
___
NOT HOT
– Geography! President Trump announces a new round of travel bans, blocking all individuals
from Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, the Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea,
Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen from entering the U.S. Observers
note that, since 1989, there is no country named “Burma,” meaning people
from Myanmar might be able to sneak past the TSA folks.
___
NOT HOT
– Allies: The bans are also bad policy, since refugees from Afghanistan, who
helped us during two decades of fighting, or their relatives, are desperately
seeking asylum.
___
EVEN NOT
HOTTER: On further thought, President Doofus announces that he may ban travel
from 36 more countries. These would include: Angola, Antigua and Barbuda,
Benin, Bhutan, Burkina Faso, Cabo Verde, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cote D’Ivoire,
Democratic Republic of Congo, Djibouti, Dominica, Ethiopia, Egypt,
Gabon, Gambia, Ghana, Kyrgyzstan, Liberia, Malawi, Mauritania, Niger,
Nigeria, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Sao Tome and Principe,
Senegal, South Sudan, Syria, Tanzania, Tonga, Tuvalu, Uganda, Vanuatu, Zambia
and Zimbabwe.
___
“Founded as a
Christian nation.”
HOT – Hateful
stupidity: Congresswoman Mary Miller is furious when a “Muslim” delivers the
morning prayer in the U.S. House of Representatives. This should have “never
been allowed,” she howls.
First, we
should point out that Giani Singh, a Sikh religious leader, is not a Muslim.
And Miller is a bonehead.
In addition to
the stupidity of Miller’s comments, someone needs to explain to Rep. Bonehead
that the First Amendment guarantees freedom of religion, almost without limit.
(Human sacrifice not included.)
Miller grumbled
that the United States was “founded as a Christian nation” and insisted “our
government should reflect that truth.”
We should point
out that in Colonial America, Catholics were banned entirely in some places. Baptists
could be whipped in New England colonies by other Christians for their flawed
views on when to baptize, Quakers could be executed, and witch-burning was a
fad. Freedom of religion was often necessary to protect Christians from
other Christians.
Antisemitism
was pretty much accepted everywhere our forefathers and foremothers, and
fore-in-laws went.
___
HOT – Hitler.
Let’s not forget the time Rep. Miller
gave a shout out to the Nazi madman, during a speech to “Moms for America.” On January 5, 2021, just one day before the
attack on Capitol Hill, she fumed, “This is the battle. Hitler was right on one
thing. He said, ‘Whoever has the youth has the future.’”
Sure. Even if
the future includes the Holocaust.
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Rioter, center, sprays police with chemical irritants. |
___
Will smooch for
work.
NOT HOT – Government
job prospects for non-MAGA folks: We now have a new “loyalty test” to determine
whether a candidate can be hired to serve as an
air traffic controller, an FBI agent, or a park ranger.
The prospective
hire must complete several essays, including:
“How would you
help advance the president’s executive orders and policy priorities in this
role?”
(Best answer: “I
would kiss Trump’s ass, without questioning why or when. And I would enjoy
doing so.”)
“Identify one
or two relevant executive orders or policy initiatives that are significant to
you, and explain how you would help implement them if hired.”
(Best answer:
“I would personally like to work for ICE, and wear a mask, and shoot people
with rubber bullets if they protest, just because we snatched high school kids
at their graduation parties. I think it would be awesome to deport them to
places like El Salvador, even if they are originally from Belarus, and make
sure they rot in maximum security prisons.”)
“How has your
commitment to the Constitution and the founding principles of the United States
inspired you to pursue this role within the federal government? Provide a
concrete example from professional, academic or personal experience.”
(Best answer:
“I have read the Constitution at least once, I think, in, like, fifth grade
social studies class, or maybe it was art. I think there should be only one
branch of government, not three. And that one branch shall be the “President
Trump Branch,” and we shall all smooch the president’s posterior. See answer
#1.)
___
HOT:
Rep. Andy Ogles claims there’s strong support in
Congress for a third term for Mr. Trump. (And possibly a fourth, fifth,
and sixth, if we keep Donald cryogenically preserved.)
___
NOT HOT – The
three-branch concept of government. Republican lawmakers are outraged because
judges keep telling President Dumpling that he can’t just do whatever he wants
because …
The U.S.
Constitution.
GOP legislators
insist that they can and should impeach
any judge
that doesn’t do what Trump wants, reducing the number of real branches by one.
___
“Doubly
violative of the Constitution.”
HOT: Thankfully,
the courts continue to slap Donald silly. The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports:
U.S. District
Judge John D. Bates has ruled against President Donald Trump’s executive order
targeting the law firm Jenner & Block LLP. Bates found the order
unconstitutional, claiming it violates protections of free speech and the right
to counsel. This marks the second time Bates has blocked Trump’s attempts to
punish law firms he views as adversarial.
“Going after
law firms in this way is doubly violative of the Constitution [emphasis added],”
he added. “Most obviously, retaliating against firms for the views embodied in
their legal work ... violates the First Amendment's central command that
government may not ‘use the power of the State to punish or suppress disfavored
expression.’”
(Bates was chosen for a spot on the federal bench by George W.
Bush.)
___
HOT #2: In
a similar case, Judge Richard J. Leon rules that
an executive order aimed at crippling WilmerHale, another law firm whose work
angered Trump, is unconstitutional and “must be struck down in its entirety.”
(Even the commas.)
“The
cornerstone of the American system of justice is an independent judiciary
and an independent bar [emphasis added] willing to tackle unpopular cases,
however daunting,” Judge Leon explained.
Leon was
so exercised that in his 73-page ruling he laced it with exclamation points, such
as this blogger might use: “F**king Donald Dumpling!!!!!!!!!”
“Accordingly,”
the judge continued, “they took pains to enshrine in the Constitution certain
rights that would serve as the foundation for that independence. Little wonder
that in the nearly 250 years since the Constitution was adopted no executive
order has been issued challenging these fundamental rights.”
Finally,
he added, “If the executive [The Dumpling] is inclined to interfere with the
traditions that are essentially necessary to have the rule of law in the
adversarial system of justice, the president’s hands should be tied.”
___
NOT HOT
– the American Bar Association: White House Christian Lady Karoline Leavitt has
announced that the ABA will no longer be consulted for recommendations when
selecting candidates for positions on the federal bench.
Henceforth,
the president shall use a Ouija board or appoint a few January 6 rioters, or
maybe Stormy Daniels.
___
HOT – More
hate-posting: Threats against federal judges spike, as Donald blows on the glowing embers of MAGA loathing.
Between March 1 and May 27, 197 judges have been threatened.
When
Judge Brian E. Murphy ruled that Team Trump couldn’t send deportees to South
Sudan – a country none of them had ever seen – The Dumpling erupted. First, the
president hammered the “caps button,” then started hate-posting. Judge Murphy
was a “FAR-LEFT ACTIVIST.” He was one of those “USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER
FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY.”
___
HOT: Mr.
Trump appoints Thomas Fugate, 22, to head the Center for
Prevention Programs and Partnerships (CP3) at the Department of Homeland
Security. The Center “plays a vital role supporting nationwide efforts to
combat terrorism and hate-fueled violence.” Mr. Fugate has never worked in
the field – although he did once operate his own lawncare business.
___
HOT –
Right-wing killers: In Minnesota, on June 14, two Democratic lawmakers are shot at their homes. Melissa Hortman is killed,
along with her husband. John Hoffman is badly wounded, as is his wife, in what
police call “targeted attacks.”
___
NOT HOT
– Facts. Vance Boelter, the assassin, is quickly revealed to be an evangelical Christian pastor. On
film, you can watch him espouse anti-abortion sentiments. He has a target list in his
vehicle listing more than 70 individuals he’d like to kill, including Democratic politicians Rep. Ilhan Omar and Minnesota
Attorney General Keith Ellison. Both are Muslim – and the assassin is also
anti-Islam. In addition, we know he had preached against LGBTQ rights. His roommate, and
childhood friend since fourth grade, tells reporters that Boelter “voted for Trump” and was “a strong supporter” of the president. Records
also show that when the killer lived in Oklahoma in the early 2000s, he and his
wife registered to vote as Republicans.
Right
wing nincompoops on X, including Head Nincompoop Elon Musk, and Sen. Mike Lee
of Utah, did not bother to wait for facts to emerge, and promptly labeled him a
Democrat and, in Sen. Lee’s clueless, tasteless case, “a Marxist.”
Which
the senator thought was funny.
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Boelter shows up disguised as a police officer at a victim's home. |
___
HOT –
Monopolies: Two meatpacking giants, Tyson and JBS, now control 85% of the beef
processing business in this country. Prices for steak and hamburger have increased by 22% year-over-year, which
is not what Candidate Dumpling was promising last fall, whenever he blabbered
about groceries.
___
HOT – Ignorance!
David Richardson, acting head of FEMA, told staff he was not aware the U.S. had
a “hurricane season.” According to the MAGA faithful, Richardson was “joking,”
but we do know any new plan for the 2025 season – which began on June 1
– is still not ready.
___
NOT HOT:
Trump Healthcare, which does not yet exist. The president again insists he has “concepts of
a plan.”
(This is like when the blogger tells his wife he has “concepts
of a plan” for vacuuming.)
___
Cruel
and unusual: “No empathy” ICE enforcements.
NOT HOT
– DESPICABLE: An illegal immigrant in Colorado attacks a pro-Israel
demonstration with a homemade flamethrower. Eight people were injured, including six with burns.
(MAGA types insist this proves all undocumented persons should
get the boot.)
___
HOT –
Trump supporters, under the collar: An Alabama couple found out the hard way, that Trump immigration
policies weren’t going to be nuanced or humane. Morgan Karimi voted for Donald,
believing ICE would go after criminal scumbags. Sadly, ICE grabbed her husband
Ribvar, 26, who had fled Iran. Mrs. Karimi now says she and her family no
longer support Donald.
___
NOT HOT
– ICE agents in Massachusetts decide to waste time and resources arresting a “dangerous”
high school student, who has been living in this country, and going to school
since age six. On his graduation weekend!
Maybe
ICE should focus more on the flamethrower guys, and not high school kids, who
could be deported to countries they hardly know.
Or to South Sudan – a hell hole.
___
ICE
COLD: Federal agents nab a “dangerous mother” of three, including a five-year-old
daughter with severe autism, and prepare to ship her to whatever country Donald Trump might choose.
“Goodbye,
mama.”
___
ICE COLD: Narciso Barranco has sent three sons to the United
States Marines. Two are currently serving. ICE just chased down their dad, who
was doing landscaping work in Santa Anna, California, and when agents pinned
him to the ground one started pummeling him in the head. (Across the U.S. Armed
Forces, 19.5% of all personnel identify as Hispanic.)
Alejandro
Barranco, Narciso’s oldest son, says his family feels “betrayed.” Part of his
time in the Marines was spent on duty in Kabul, when Afghanistan fell, and thirteen
Marines (like him) were killed by a suicide bomber.
(No member of the Trump family has ever served in combat.)
___
ICE COLD:
ICE agents strike fear in the hearts of dangerous criminals everywhere by
arresting a former U.S. Army interpreter who helped our fighting men and women
(and trans soldiers) in Afghanistan. “I came here to make a better life,” the
Afghan-born refugee can be heard saying in video of his arrest. “I didn’t know
that this would happen… I worked with the U.S. military.” His name has been withheld
for fear of Taliban retaliation, if he is denied asylum.
___
GODDAM,
F**KING ICE COLD – ICE enforcement: On Truth Social, on June 12, Mr. Trump changes course, like a Maine moose trying to
ice skate. “Our great farmers and people in the hotel and leisure business have
been stating that our very aggressive policy on immigration is taking very
good, long-time workers [emphasis added, unless otherwise noted] away from
them, with those jobs being almost impossible to replace,” Donald Trump explains.
“We must protect our farmers,” he continues, “but get criminals out of the
U.S.A. Changes are coming.”
According
to The New York Times, the next day an email goes out. ICE is ordered to
stop acting like ICE until further notice (unless enforcement operations can be
used to stir up blue cities like Los Angeles).
“Effective today,” Tatum King, a top ICE
official writes, “please hold on all work site enforcement investigations/operations
on agriculture (including aquaculture and meat packing plants), restaurants and
operating hotels.”
Agents are also told to stop arresting “non-criminal
collaterals,” or people who might be here illegally, but not criminals.
According
to U.S. Department of Agriculture estimates, as recently as 2022, 42% of farm workers in
this country were undocumented, with another 19% authorized foreign workers or
green card holders.
(What happened to the Biden-caused “invasion” of illegals???)
___
HOT:
Extreme MAGA types and born haters in the Trump administration react with fury
to the news of planned enforcement changes. The moose on ice skates changes
direction again. On Monday, June 17, The Washington Post reports that
ICE agents have been told they must continue conducting immigration raids at
agricultural businesses, hotels and restaurants. The first clarifications were
already in the works on Sunday, and the “new instructions were shared [on
Monday] in an 11 a.m. call to representatives from 30 field offices across the
country.
___
NOT HOT:
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear dresses up as an ICE agent,
stops your A+ Roofing van, and drags away five of your “criminal” employees. This
is funny (except for the workers) because Vincent Scardina, the owner of said
Florida company, was, heretofore, a Trump supporter.
(Criminals captured: 0.)
___
STILL
NOT HOT: “Thank you for your service,” as they say. Adrian Clouatre, who says
he “gave up the best five years” of his life to serve with the Marines, is now
short one wife. U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement agents snatched her
up when she showed up for a green card interview.
The
former Marine isn’t asking for much. “At the very least, I would
like to be able to keep my wife,” he told a reporter. He and his spouse, Paolo,
have two children, a 1-year-old boy, and a nine-week-old daughter.
(Criminals captured: 0. American family members deprived of a
loved one: 3)
___
NOT HOT:
Glenn Valley Foods’ plant in Omaha, Nebraska is shut down, as ICE agents take
away 76 undocumented employees and employees suspected of using false
papers. (That would be 35% of the
workforce at the plant.)
Again,
many of the workers taken have been in this country for years and have children
who are citizens.
___
HOT – Assholes:
Once again, the ICE guys who wear masks so we can’t figure out who they are,
have snagged another “dangerous” illegal immigrant, this time, right here in Cincinnati, where the blogger lives. In
this case, the wilily “killer” is Emerson Colindres, a 19-year-old high school
graduate and soccer star.
In fact,
the diabolical teen has been plotting a strike by not having a criminal record,
as if to make himself look unthreatening, and cleverly showing up for a routine
check-in with immigration authorities at their office in Blue Ash.
I think
we can all agree that this “monster” has been waiting patiently, preparing to
strike, having come here from Honduras at the age of 8. Clearly, as President
Trump could explain, Emerson, is a threat to all of us, every day of our lives,
just waiting to kick us to death with his soccer cleats.
In fact,
he comes from a nest of “vipers,” as Channel 19 explains:
Fleeing
persecution from gangs, Colindres’ mother, Baquedano Amador, has said she
applied for asylum when she arrived in this country with her son and
now-16-year-old daughter in 2014.
A judge
denied her application, and the family was given a final order of removal in
2023.
ICE
officials recently told his mother that she and her daughter must leave the
country within 30 days.
Catholic
charities have been trying to help the family – but I think this means all
Catholics hate America and oppose the rule of law.
___
HOT – Assholes,
again, and again: Deporting criminals who want to eat our pets or slit our
throats, that’s fine. The problem is that ICE recently grabbed Maria Isidro, the
wife of a Florida pastor, who had been living in this country for almost thirty
years and sent her back to Mexico.
That
arrest was announced on Facebook recently, by her daughter Daniella,
who has now been deprived of her mom.
“She’s
just being treated as though she’s not a human,” a family friend says.
(And this is exactly what Stephen Miller wants.)
___
HOT – Hungry
alligators: Florida Attorney
General James Uthmeier has a brilliant new idea for how to help ICE do God’s work. He would
like to build a detention center in the middle of the Everglades, and surround
it with “gators, crocs and snakes,” what he describes as a “low-cost” solution
for detaining “criminal aliens.”
The hell with
it. Next, he just suggests shooting them all dead.
___
HOT –
Yeah, ICE: Striking swiftly, to “Make America Great Again,” ICE arrests Moises
Sotelo-Casas, described as “a popular Oregon vineyard owner,” who was caught in
the act of going to church. His daughter, Alondra, told KGW8 NEWS, “He was in
chains at his feet... everything was taken from him.”
According
to a GoFundMe set up by his family, the prisoner is a husband, father of three
and a grandfather.
In 2020,
he was awarded the annual Vineyard Excellence Award by the Oregon Wine Board.
So, I think we can all agree, his arrest now keeps us safe from corkscrews.
Something like that.
Also:
Killer grandpas.
___
HOT –
More assholes: ICE has also swept a killer nursing school graduate off
the streets, after Caroline Dias Goncalves, 19, was caught in the act of
driving too close behind a truck in Colorado. Let off by the officer who stopped
her, he notified ICE, and another horrible human being was taken away.
As the
MAGAs love to say, “I voted for this.”
If you
did, you’re disgusting, I would say. Heretofore, she was protected by the DACA
program – and for that reason, for now, she has been able to retain a lawyer
and has been released from detention.
Are we
sure we need to be protected from her?
And not ICE?
___
HOT – ICE,
ICE, BABY: In other raids, ICE has arrested four restaurant workers in San
Diego, no doubt intent on poisoning our food – which, of course, has never
happened before. They also chased down a worker at a car wash, where I think
the danger was, he might have scratched the cars’ paint. Also, they showed up
at an LA Fitness gym, reading to grab any illegals who might drop dumbbells on
patrons’ heads; and, best of all, they keep showing up for immigration court
hearings and handcuffing dangerous illegals who have come to court as required.
___
HOT –
ICE: The men and women (and no transgenders!) have grabbed another killer off
the streets. This time they arrest the wife of a Ayssac Correa, a sergeant in
the U.S. Army, and deport her without so much as a, “Thank you for your
service,” to her husband.
By one
estimate, as many as 80,000 undocumented spouses and parents of active-duty
personnel may be living in this country.
Wouldn’t
it be great if one of the Marines Trump sent to Los Angeles to help ICE, ended
up helping them deport his or her own parents!
(White House aide Stephen Miller would call that sweet.)
FUN FACT: No
Trump has ever served on active duty, not since 1885, when Friedrich Trump
first arrived from Germany.
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NOT HOT:
After ginning up anti-immigrant terror for years, Donald Dumpling is slowly
coming to the realization that Donald Dumpling is a dope.
(We could have told him that in 2015, as soon as he and Melania came floating
down on that golden escalator.) Suddenly, he realizes that all Mexicans aren’t
“killers” and “rapists,” and he’s changing deportation strategy again!!
On Friday,
June 20, he announces his latest plan. He wants farmers to know they might be
able to keep employing undocumented migrant workers without
fearing ICE will come grab them before they can load all the lettuce on the
trucks.
“We’re
looking at doing something where in the case of good, reputable farmers, they
can take responsibility for the people that they hire, and let them have
responsibility, because we can’t put the farms out of business, and at the same
time, we don’t want to hurt people that aren’t criminals,” Trump told
reporters.
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HOT –
Morons! Really, President Moron? You “don’t want to hurt people that aren’t
criminals?” Fuck. Really!!! Tell the pastor’s wife (above). Or the soccer kid
who was here in Cincinnati (above).
But now
he’s gone.
Fuck!
Who the fuck thinks this guy knows what the fuck he’s doing at this point?
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HOT AND
COLD – Elderly Americans. The Big Beautiful Budget Bill zeroes out funding for the Low-Income Home Energy
Assistance Program. Millions of poor, mostly elderly Americans rely on the program
to help pay energy bills. So that, for example, they don’t freeze to death in
winter. But hey, billionaires need tax cuts, and let poor people wear earmuffs
to bed.
Now, depending
on the seasons, they will be HOT in summers, and COLD in winters, just as Jesus
always wanted.
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HOT – New
ship names! Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is keeping Americans safe from … names!
Names he and The Dumpling don’t like. Hegseth has ordered a U.S. Navy oiler renamed after realizing
that the USNS Harvey Milk honored a gay naval veteran. Other oilers
to be considered for new christenings: the Thurgood Marshall, the Ruth
Bader Ginsberg and the Harriet Tubman. I am hoping Hegseth will remember
his boss and christen an oiler: USNS Bone Spurs.
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HOT
(ALWAYS) – Trump family finances. Disclosure forms filed by the president this
month reveal that he and his three sons made $57,355,532 last year, from their ownership stake in World Liberty Financial, their
cryptocurrency platform launched in 2024.
Clan Trump has also banked $3
million related to royalties on the Save America coffee table book.
Also: royalties
on Trump Sneakers and Fragrances, such as “Eau de Fascism” ($2,500,000), Trump watches
($2,800,000), Trump bibles ($1,306,035), The “45” Guitar ($1,055,100) and NFT
licensing and royalties ($1,157,490).
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HOT: Not
to mention charging $1,000,000 a plate for other Fat Cats to rub elbows with
Donald during a candlelight dinner at one of his private golf clubs – in April.
___
HOT: And
the big bash for crypto bros in May. At that dinner gathering the 220 guests paid between
$55,000 and $37.5 million for a seat.
___
HOT: After
yet another dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Jeffrey Bezos agrees to pay $40 million
dollars to make a documentary film about First Lady Melania Trump. (It is
expected that she will pocket $28 million herself – almost making sleeping
with Donald worth it.)
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NOT HOT
– The Dumpling in court: The president continues to battle, in hopes of avoiding paying a $5 million judgment in a
defamation case filed against him by E. Jean Carroll. Carroll had claimed that
he sexually assaulted her, and then defamed her, calling her a liar. The jury
heard the evidence and decided … Carroll was the winner.
Not a
single juror believed Trump. Now a federal court has voted, 8-2, to
allow the judgment to stand.
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Ms. Carroll - around the time of the attack. |
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NOT HOT:
Mike Lindell also loses in court again and must pay $2.3
million to Eric Coomer, a man he defamed, saying Coomer helped Dominion
Voting Systems steal the 2020 election from that great American hero, Donald J.
Dumpling Trump.
___
HOT – Denial:
Mike says he won his court battle, because his company could not
be found guilty of defamation, probably because it’s a company, and not a lying,
living, breathing doofus. (Like Mike.)
Mike is
also famous for saying he had proof of election rigging, saying he would pay $5
million to anyone who could disprove his claims, and then refusing to pay, when
a numbers expert quickly showed his “evidence” was nothing but computer
gibberish. A court has ruled that Mike must pay the man.
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NOT HOT
– Artificial intelligence: My favorite Lindell story is the time his lawyers used AI
to craft a filing and ended up submitting an argument to the judge that cited
precedents from court decisions which did not actually exist.
That was
funny.
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NOT HOT:
Trump’s former ally, and legal expert, John Eastman, has learned that a
California appeals court has upheld his disbarment, basically for being a lying
sleazebag, who helped Donald push the “Stolen Election” lie in 2020.
“Attorneys
have a fundamental obligation to be truthful and uphold the rule of law,” the
court found.
“John Eastman violated this
obligation when, at the behest of his client, now-President Donald Trump, he
engaged in a calculated campaign to falsely undermine the results of the 2020
presidential election, which then-candidate Donald Trump lost. In so doing, Mr.
Eastman lied to courts, Vice President Michael Pence, and the American people.”
Yeah.
Get it?
He’s a
liar.
Lindell’s
a liar.
Rudy
Giuliani’s a liar. (He was hit for $148.3 million in a defamation suit of his
own, which he lost.)
A whole
shitload of Trump lawyers are liars and were convicted or pleaded guilty to a
bevy of crimes. (That would include Sidney Powell, Jenna Ellis, Kenneth Chesebro, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, and Michael Cohen.)
Fox News
was chock full of liars, and their lying cost the corporation $787.5 million in a defamation judgement.
And, of
course, Donald Dumpling is the most bodacious liar of all.
 |
Eastman and Giuliani both showed up on January 6, 2021, to spread lies. |
(See below.)
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HOT – Italian
dictator style: When President Trump visited Fort Bragg, N.C., recently, he stirred the
Mussolini tin pot again. Speaking in front of a backdrop of cheering, laughing
U.S. Army soldiers, he called Los Angeles a “trash heap,” insisted immigration
protesters were part of a “foreign invasion” and claimed the 2020 election was
stolen from his Benito J. Trump grip.
And, of
course, many of the men and women in uniform applauded when he attacked the
“fake news.”
The
troops were there voluntarily, so you figure many were Trump supporters; but
the Army has admitted it regrets allowing Trump merchandise to be sold on base,
including those popular red MAGA hats.
There
are also reports that cards like this were for sale:

NOT HOT:
Trump pick to head up the Federal Aviation Administration turns out not to have
a pilot’s license as he had repeatedly claimed.
___
HOT –
Justice: Former Illinois Speaker of the House Michael Madigan, 83, is sentenced to prison. With luck, he’ll be paroled
before he hits his 90th birthday, but he also owes $2.5 million in restitution
for his crimes.
___
HOT – Using your brain: Anytime
you read that a politician has been convicted of wrongdoing, decide what you
think before you learn to which party they belong. If you are a Democrat, you
are still better off when Democratic office holders go to the slammer. And for
those of you who vote Republican, the same is true.
(Madigan was a Democrat.)
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NOT HOT:
People in other countries have a dim view of President Trump’s leadership skills.
In a survey of 24 countries, 62% said they had “no confidence” in the
president, and only 34% said they did. In Canada, 77% said they had no
confidence in Trump, meaning they’re probably no keen on becoming the 51st
state.
The
Dumpling scored best with Nigerians (79%), Israelis (69%), Kenyans (64%), Hungarians
(53%) and Indians (52%). Opinions on Trump may skid in Nigeria, if he goes
forward with his plan to add their country to his travel ban.
More
generally, the percentage of respondents who had a favorable view of the United
States also declined, by double digits in a dozen countries, and in fifteen
overall, compared to spring 2024.
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HOT –
Indian name-mascots: The Department of Education, being led by and dismantled
by former pro-wrestling maven Linda McMahon, is fighting to stop the State of New York’s ban on
names like “Thunderbirds,” “Warriors” and “Chiefs,” and potentially offensive
images. “The Trump Administration,” McMahon promises, “will not stand idly by
as state leaders attempt to eliminate the history and culture of Native
American tribes.”
As a
former history teacher, the blogger has a mix of opinions related to this
issue; but he does with New York schools would get rid of images of indigenous
leaders in war bonnets, since that is the custom style of tribes of the Great
Plains. He also remembers the big fights of the 90s over names like the
“Redskins,” which, to his mind, definitely did not pass muster.
Still…see
below.
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NOT HOT:
Funding for the Bureau of Indians Affairs, rarely robust in the best of times, has been cut by Elon Musk and his DOGE Boys. The Big
Beautiful Budget Bill now stuck in the Senate, would cut $700 million from
various programs, and another $239 million for tribal housing.
But
sure. You kids in New York can keep your “Chiefs” t-shirts.
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HOT –
Saving “Green Jobs:” In their zeal for deficit reduction, Republican lawmakers
in the House of Representatives slashed funding for anything that sound
remotely like it might have to do with staving off climate change (called a
“hoax” by Donald Dumpling) or harm the tender feelings of Big Oil and Big Coal.
This was
all very exciting, and GOP leaders in Congress thumped their chests and talked
about “saving taxpayers’ money,” which is always a thrill. Suddenly, thirteen
members of the party realized that important clean energy projects, already
begun in their districts, under President Biden’s 2022 infrastructure bill, would
come to screeching halts. Jobs would be lost. And investments would dry up.
Constituents
would not be thrilled and might remember not being thrilled on Election Day
2026.
The
thirteen, all of whom had voted for the “Big Beautiful Budget Bill,” save one
man who slept late by mistake, sent a letter to their Senate friends and told
them they really didn’t want those projects to be cut.