Monday, March 28, 2022

November 17, 2020: Don't Be an Ill-Informed Doofus

 

11/17/20: Chris Krebs, the head of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) at the Department of Homeland Security continues to stand by this statement: “There is no evidence that any voting system deleted or lost votes, changed votes, or was in any way compromised,” during the recent election

 

In fact, CISA has continued to update a website exposing what it calls election-related “rumors.”

 

Most have been trumpeted by Lame Duck Don.



Mr. Krebs.


 

For example, could some rigged computer software program steal all kinds of Trump votes and give them to Biden?

 

CISA explains:

 

The vast majority of votes cast in this election will be cast on paper ballots or using machines that produce a paper audit trail, which allow for tabulation audits to be conducted from the paper record in the event any issues emerge with the voting system software, audit logs, or tabulation.


 

What about dead people voting by the tens of thousands?

 

“Election officials regularly remove deceased individuals from voter registration rolls based on death records shared by state vital statistics agencies and the Social Security Administration,” CISA notes. “In other instances, a voting-age child with the same name and address as their deceased parent could be misinterpreted as a deceased voter” casting a ballot, “or lead to clerical errors.” 

 

What about vote totals for president in some districts that are higher than vote totals for down-ballot races? Is this proof that local officials are “padding” the vote for Joe Biden?

 

Nope. CISA explains that voters typically vote for most of the top offices on any ticket, president, senators, governors in requisite years. They may skip voting for school board candidates or judges about whom they know nothing.


 

Was it true that the Department of Homeland Security was monitoring for counterfeit ballots?

 

No.


 

What about this particular rumor? “If results as reported on election night change over the ensuing days or weeks, the process is hacked or compromised, so I can’t trust the results.”

 

Don’t be stupid! CISA lays out the obvious:

 

In fact, no state requires that official results be certified on election night itself. Fluctuations in unofficial results reporting will occur during and after election night as more ballots are processed and counted, often including military and overseas ballots, and validated provisional ballots. Variations in state processes may also mean ballots cast through different methods (e.g., early in-person voting, mail-in voting, and election day voting) are counted and unofficially reported in different orders. Official results are released after rigorous canvassing (verification) and certification by local and state election officials.

 


How about this: An observer for Team Trump saw an official in (name a state) filling in ballots for Biden!

 

Not really what was happening:

 

Some ballots cannot be read by a ballot scanner due to issues such as damage or misprinting. Some jurisdictions hand count such ballots, while others create duplicate ballots so they can be read by a ballot scanner. Some jurisdictions permit election officials to enhance markings on ballots that are too faint to scan following a process to adjudicate the voter’s intent based on state law. In jurisdictions where duplication of unscannable ballots is permitted, election officials duplicate the ballot precisely to ensure all the voter’s choices are transferred correctly to the new ballot. Both the original and duplicate ballot are labeled and logged so that the two ballots can be tracked and audited. Many jurisdictions require bipartisan teams of two or four personnel to complete this process and verify that votes are accurately transferred to duplicated ballots.

 


If you like, you can go to the website, yourself, particularly if you are an ill-informed doofus. It might help

 

A few more examples should suffice.

 

True or false: A malicious actor can easily defraud an election by printing and sending in extra mail-in ballots?

 

False, you dolts!

 

“Security measures meant to weed out fake ballots include signature matching, bar codes, water marks, and even precise paper weights.”

 


Finally, what about those dirty rats in Arizona who gave Trump voters black Sharpies to mark their ballots! What about that? They marked their ballots proudly, but machines couldn’t read the marks!

 

Okay. Nope.

 

Election jurisdictions allow voters to mark ballots with varying types of writing instruments, based on state law and other considerations such as tabulation system requirements. Poll workers are required to provide approved writing devices to voters.

 

Although felt-tip pens, like Sharpies, may bleed through ballots, some election officials have stated that ballot tabulation equipment in their jurisdictions can still read these ballots. Many jurisdictions even design their ballots with offset columns to prevent any potential bleed through from impacting the ability to easily scan both sides of ballots. 

 

If a ballot has issues that impact its ability to be scanned, it can be hand counted or duplicated, or adjudicated by election officials, who use defined procedures such as chain of custody to ensure protect [sic] ballot secrecy and integrity. Many states additionally have “voter intent” laws that allow for ballots to be counted even when issues such as bleed-throughs or stray marks are present, as long as the voter’s intent can still be determined.

 


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IN ONE of the least surprising developments since the election was held and the votes were tallied, President Trump has a hissy-fit and fires Krebs for saying that the election was not rigged.

 


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A desire to make sure election results can be trusted.

 

Then, a “big victory” for Trump. In Trump’s words. In reality, a puny victory, or no victory at all.

 

Election officials in Clark County, Nevada (one of the states the president insists he won with ease, but didn’t) announce they cannot call one race with confidence. Ross Miller, the Democratic candidate for a seat on the County Commission from District C, appears to have defeated Stavros Anthony by 10 votes – out of 153,000 cast. But 139 ballots have discrepancies.


 

Trump tweets exultantly,  

 

Big victory moments ago in the State of Nevada. The all Democrat County Commissioner race, on the same ballot as President, just thrown out because of large scale voter discrepancy. Clark County officials do not have confidence in their own election security. Major impact!

 


Really, it can be mind-boggling to see all the idiot sh*t this president will tweet. First, he’s too dumb to see that Democratic officials are holding up a victory for one of their own – indicating a desire to make sure election results can be trusted.

 

Second, Trump is too dumb to understand percentages. Even if all 139 discrepancies are found to be votes that don’t count, or even if all of them go to Miller, that’s an error rate of .009 percent.

 

Minimal impact, Tangerine Fool.


 

 

POSTSCRIPT: We regret to inform our readers, but Team Trump has canceled a planned campaign where celebrities would discuss COVID-19. The original cost was estimated to be $300 million. Celebrities would do their best to help ordinary Americans in “defeating despair” over the rampant spread of virus.

 

One contract, for $15 million to Atlas Research, had drawn close scrutiny, since Atlas was run by a business partner of HHS spokesman Michael Caputo, and tasked with lining up actual celebrities to speak.

 

It turned out, most celebrities had no interest in shilling for the Trump administration and telling the American people, basically, “Hey, it’s not as bad as you think, and President Trump is doing a great job! Even if people keep dying every day, by the hundreds.”

 

Total number of public service ads actually run, before the campaign was shelved: zero. Yes. Zero.

 


BLOGGER’S NOTE: As for that contested race in Nevada, Stavros, the Republican candidate, asks for and deserves a recount.

 

In the end, Miller’s margin of victory increases to 15. Trump, for some reason, does not tweet out the sad news.

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