The Curse of MAGA Ignorance.
__________
“Experience, which neither lies nor deceives.”
Cervantes
__________
 |
The Trump family - before the cheating. |
FAR BETTER writers than I have tried to explain the grave dangers Donald J. Trump represents.
Many of the MAGA faithful don’t dare, or care, to listen.
First, let me assure you. If President Biden is defeated in
November, neither I nor any of the other Biden supporters I know have plans to
engage in civil war. I don’t personally know any crazy people.
Second, I know many excellent men and women of the MAGA style. None of the faithful Trump fans I know personally are racists. None are fascists. None, as far as I know, are preparing for bloodshed, if Donald loses his third run for office. Nor do I believe any of my MAGA friends and relatives would refer to my wife or me as “vermin,” just because we would never vote for Donald.
Yet, this is also true. The former president did recently refer
to millions of Americans who voted Democratic as “vermin.”
As was true in the wake of the last presidential election, a dangerous subset
of the MAGA tribe is openly advocating gunfire if Donald loses again in
the coming contest.
Finally, we can prove, he did lose in 2020. Today,
the greatest hater in U.S. presidential history has convinced the most delusional
members of his cult that those who don’t love Trump, don’t love America either.
Part I: Donald’s Phallus Leads the Way.
“Experience,” as Miguel Cervantes wrote, more than four hundred years ago, “neither lies nor deceives.” So what does experience show us when we consider the history of Donald John Trump?
(Hint: He’s a monumental liar.)
December
1990: Donald, 54, divorces for the first time. He has been cheating on his
first wife, Ivana, with second-wife-to-be Marla Maples. His phallus comes first, his family
second.
Don
Jr., Ivanka, and Eric are 12, 9 and 6.
Fall 1993: Donald lies to Marla who is pregnant (with Tiffany). Posing as “John Miller,” his “publicist,” he chats up gossip columnists via phone. “Miller” claims Donald has “three other girlfriends” and will never marry Marla. “Miller” says Trump will replace her with the supermodel Carla Bruni.
Carla Bruni will scoff at the idea she would have dated Trump.
Date
Unknown: Trump cheats on one of his wives, and impregnates a
housekeeper working at Trump Tower New York. Don’s phallus wins again. He and
Marla separate when Tiffany is three.
June 2006: Trump begins a 10-month affair with Karen McDougal, a Playboy Bunny. He and Melania have been married for a year-and-a-half.
July 2006: Trump cheats on Melania again and has sex with Stormy Daniels, a porn star. Barron is still in diapers. The phallus wins again!
The Pussy Grabber Tape: The infamous Hollywood Access tape is recorded around this time. Donald can be heard laughing about moving on a married woman, “like a bitch.” To the general merriment of his audience aboard a tour bus, he admits, “I did try to fuck her.”
Donald’s phallus always prevails.
NOTE ON METHODOLOGY: In all posts, names of individuals who learned the hard way that Donald J. Trump can never be trusted are in bold.
So, we have: Ivana (R.I.P.), Marla and Melania, plus Carla Bruni. Throw in McDougal, Daniels, and the housekeeper. The “Pussy Grabber” tape was recorded on a bus with several other men present. They know Trump is a liar. So does the woman he moved on “like a bitch.”
He knows he’s a liar.
The use of the orange color to highlight links, headlines, and sarcastic asides is my tribute to his favorite tint of skin toner.
***
UPDATE (4/23/24): With Trump’s hush money trial now underway it sounds as if the story of the doorman and the impregnated housekeeper was fake.
We will keep posting corrections and updates as required.
