Showing posts with label hamburgers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hamburgers. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

February 27, 2019: First, They Came for Our Hamburgers...

 

2/27/19: “Disgraced felon” Michael Cohen is set to testify publicly before the House Oversight Committee. 

It’s interesting to note that the term “disgraced felon” is coming from Press Secretary Pinocchio and other White House aides. That makes me wonder. Aren’t all felons “disgraced?” 

Or: just the felons who might have dirt on President Trump, both before he took office and after?

 

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PERHAPS you are familiar with the famous words of Pastor Martin Niemöller. Having watched the rise of the Nazis in Germany he summed up their march to power and tyranny this way: 

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out – because I was not a socialist.

 

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out – because I was not a trade unionist.

 

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out – because I was not a Jew.

 

Then they came for me – and there was no one left to speak for me.

 

This week, former White House advisor Sebastian Gorka decided to offer up his own variation of this tale, in an effort to scare the right-wing base. In Gorka’s eyes, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was a Nazi in waiting, because she wanted to address climate change (which, by the way, would be coming for us all.) 

“First,” he offered, “they came for the hamburgers.”



But he wasn’t a hamburger? Was that his message?
 

“Then they came for our condiments?” 

Is that what he was trying to say? 

“Then they came for our sesame seed buns?”

 

Yeah. It was a stupid comparison to try to make. But this is Team Trump we’re talking about, so they’re always trying to scare the base.

Monday, March 21, 2022

April 25, 2021: The Commies Are Coming for Your Steak Sauce

 

4/25/21: Lest we forget, Rejected-President Trump could be a dick on any topic you might choose, including nursery rhymes and recipes for pie. 

In the early months of his presidency, he blamed President Obama for an increase in drug overdose deaths. He claimed his predecessor “ignored” the crisis. “So they looked at this scourge and they let it go by,” Don bragged, “and we’re not letting it go by.” As a garnish on his dickishness, Trump delivered his attack from the comfort of Trump National Golf Course. 

Do we all remember his attacks on Golfing Obama?

 

So, what happened with Trump at the helm? According to CDC, the U.S. set a record in 2020. The nation suffered 87,000 drug overdose deaths, with Trump steering the ship of state – and also trying to run it into the rocks on January 6. It would be stupid, really, to blame all those deaths on Trump. Just remember, he did blame all those previous overdose deaths on his predecessor. 

Because he’s a dick.

 

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AMERICANS might be dying left and right from drug overdoses, and COVID-19, but you cannot put anything past the Republicans. They are in full freak out mode. Joe Biden is coming for the hamburgers. 

Any attempt to address climate change (which Republicans insist isn’t real, but scientists insist is) will mean that red-blooded American will never be able to visit Wendy’s again.

That means the nuts are out in force. Rep. Lauren Boebert warns her Twitter followers that if Biden has his way, we’ll all be limited to four pounds of beef per year (an imaginary threat so stupid only really stupid people could believe it).

 

You had to figure the Space Laser Lady would check in, and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene did. “Why doesn’t Joe stay out of my kitchen?” she fumed, almost as if the president were watching as she boiled a pot of spaghetti. 

With extra meatballs, probably, for her. 

Idaho’s Republican governor came up with what he no doubt thought was a clever line, saying, “Idahoans also have a beef with this agenda and for dinner.” 

And Gov. Greg Abbott assured the people of his state, “Not gonna’ happen in Texas.” 

Fox News viewers got a steady diet (bad pun) of scary stories, and Sean Hannity claimed liberals had a plan to confiscate the A-1 Sauce. 

(Okay, I made that last one up.) 


 

All we need now is a cool, right-wing kind of bumper sticker, reminiscent of those bumper stickers regarding guns. Something like: YOU CAN PRY MY COLD DEAD HANDS OFF MY CHEESEBURGER AFTER I BLOW YOUR COMMIE HEAD OFF WITH MY AR-15.

Sunday, March 20, 2022

May 3, 2021: The War on Hamburgers

 

5/3/21: The Biden administration continues to make clear: For the next four years the U.S. will join the battle against climate change. The first step was to reenter the Paris Climate Accord. The second was the president’s decision to hold a virtual summit regarding the crisis, involving forty world leaders. The third was to reinstitute rules to control methane admissions – controls put in place under Mr. Obama. Those rules were swept aside by Mr. Trump, who, in his profound ignorance, did more harm with his climate policies and idiot rhetoric than any human in the history of the world. 




This week, as noted by The New York Times, the EPA announced an important fourth step. New proposals to regulate hydrofluorocarbons, or HFCs, “a class of man-made chemicals that are thousands of times more potent than carbon dioxide at warming the planet,” were announced. 

The move is also the first time the federal government has set national limits on HFCs, which were used to replace ozone-depleting chlorofluorocarbons in the 1980s but have turned out to be a significant driver of global warming. More than a dozen states have either banned HFCs or are formulating some restrictions.

 

Meanwhile, the forces of ignorance – that is, Republican leaders and their right-wing media allies – remain strong. Struggling to find ways to damage President Biden, they have tried fake rage. 

We’ve seen this before. Don’t have a healthcare plan? Attack Obamacare and insist there will be “death panels” for granny. Other scare tactics in recent years have included, the “War on Christmas,” which involved liberals beating up people who dared go caroling, the “War on Wedding Cake,” with gays ruining marriage by getting married, the “War on Coal,” which was going to reduce us all to lighting homes with tallow candles, the “War on Potties,” involving transgender folks standing around watching us pee, and now, the “War on Hamburgers.” 

Since two-thirds of Americans believe government should do more to address climate change – because they are not ill-informed dimwits like Rejected-President Trump – and since Republicans have no plan – it was time again for Scary Stories: Chapter XX. On one recent show Fox News claimed that Biden’s climate requirements would “cut 90% of red meat” from the American diet,” to a “max four pounds per year,” or “one burger per month.”

 

“To meet the Biden Green New Deal targets,” Larry Kudlow, of Fox Business said, “America has to – get this – America has to stop eating meat. No burger on July 4. No steaks on the barbecue.” 

You could almost hear his viewers loading their guns at the news – and not even noticing that the Democrats had never actually come for those guns, or anything else, including poor granny. 

Politico gave these kinds of claims the worst possible “Pants on Fire” rating. 

As for this blogger, he cannot resist noting that when Kudlow was working as a White House advisor in the last administration, he insisted in February 2020 that Team Trump had the coronavirus almost totally under control.

 

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“We have it contained…I won’t say airtight, but it’s pretty close to airtight.” 

Larry Kudlow

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Nice call, Larry, you dolt.

 

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IN OTHER goofy, right-wing news, Tucker Carlson goes on another one of his nightly rants, yowling that if anyone sees children wearing masks outdoors, they should call the police. 

Carlson’s point has something to do with the fact that outdoors, most of us are relatively safe from COVID-19 or even the flu. But for some reason we should be furious if parents try to be extra careful, regarding their kids. Forcing children to wear masks outside, he grumbles, “should be illegal.” He adds that if you see these youngsters, “Your response when you see children wearing masks as they play should be no different than your response if you see someone beat a kid in Walmart.” You should call the police. Or you should call child protective services. 

He went on to say, of people in masks, 

They’re the aggressors. It’s our job to brush them back and restore the society we were born in. So the next time you see someone in a mask on the sidewalk or on the bike path, do not hesitate. Ask politely but firmly, “Would you please take off your mask? Science shows there is no reason for you to be wearing it. Your mask is making me uncomfortable.”

 

And on this day, May 3, another 467 Americans die from COVID-19. Tucker doesn’t care about that. 

He wants to save the hamburgers.