April 1-4, 2017: Trump Donates His Paycheck - Syrian Launches Poison Gas Attack

 

April 1, 2017: April Fools. Trump is still president. No, we mean it. America, the joke’s on you!

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4/2/17: Trump declares this World Autism Awareness Day. No way of knowing if he mocks people with disabilities in the privacy of the Oval Office. Would anyone be surprised if he did?

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4/3/17: The president donates his first paycheck ($78,333.32) to the National Parks Service. Conservatives are furious when environmental groups don’t praise him highly enough. 

This could have something to do with the fact the Trump administration plans to cut $1.5 billion from the budget of the Interior Department…which operates the National Parks. 

If Trump will give up his next 19,490 paychecks, we’ll be able to cover the entire cut to Interior.

Who needs national parks! Grand Teton N.P., Wyoming.

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4/4/17: The Assad regime in Syria apparently decides President Trump is not concerned with all the killing and launches a poison gas attack which wipes out dozens, including many children. (See: 3/30/17.)