Thursday, March 23, 2023

The Porn Star and the President: Part I

 

The Porn Star and the President

(A Story of Lying)



This will be a story about rampant lying.

Stormy Daniels is at right.

 
 

THIS SET OF POSTS PREDATES THE FOUR INDICTMENTS OF DONALD TRUMP; BUT TO UNDERSTAND THE FIRST OF HIS TRIALS, BACKGROUND MATERIAL WILL BE A MUST: 


So, we begin with Russians. The story of the Russians will involve Michael Cohen, a central figure in the tale of the porn star and the president. So let’s dive right in. 

We open with blatant lying.

 

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July 24, 2016: On ABC’s This Week, George Stephanopoulos asks Paul Manafort, Trump’s campaign manager, “Are there any ties between Mr. Trump, you or your campaign and Putin and his regime?” 

“No, there are not,” he replied. “That’s absurd.” 

It was absurd, just not in the way Manafort intended. By that time, a secret June 9, 2016 meeting in Trump Tower had been held. Manafort had attended. Also representing Team Trump were Donald Trump Jr. and Jared Kushner. Guests included an assortment of Russians, offering dirt on Hillary Clinton. Eight days after giving answer to Stephanopoulos, as we have since learned, Manafort headed straight to a Manhattan cigar bar to talk with another Russian pal.

That Russian, Konstantin Kilimnik, who had made a home in America, later fled ahead of arrest – to Russia – helping thwart the Mueller investigation. 

Manafort is the just first of a host of liars we’re about to meet.


(Vladimir Putin.)

Say what you want about the Mueller investigation.

Team Trump had multiple meetings with Russians in 2016.

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11/8/16: Donald J. Trump is elected President of the United States. No one saw that coming, not even the candidate. 

(And definitely not Hillary Clinton.)

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11/10/16: Trump spokeswoman Hope Hicks assures gathered reporters, “There was no communication between the campaign and any foreign entity during the campaign.” This is not even close to true. 

The short list of those who knew at that absolute instant that this was a lie would include, but not be limited to: 

Michael Caputo

Michael Cohen

General Michael T. Flynn

Rick Gates

Jared Kushner

Paul Manafort

George Papadopoulos

Roger Stone

Donald Trump Jr. 

(Individuals in bold were later convicted of felonies.)


Hope Hicks, right - plenty of people had to know she was lying.

And, while proven, the President-Elect almost surely had to know Hicks was lying. The only way Jr’s dad doesn’t know about the meetings is if everyone on the list has been lying to him, including Don Jr. and Jared, the husband of his eldest daughter.

This will always be a story about lying.

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1/11/17: Trump assures reporters that he has had no business dealings with Russia during the campaign. He makes it clear. He could have easily done business in Russia if he wanted. He knew it would have been a conflict of interest. 

He said so himself. 

The president made similar denials on February 7, 2017, and May 11, 2017. 

 

Cohen knew that was a lie. Trump knew Cohen was lying. 

Today we know Trump’s business dealings with the Russians continued until at least June 2016. We know because in November 2018, prosecutors nailed the president’s former personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, on multiple felony counts. Cohen had been lying to investigators for two years. He had insisted that all business dealings with Trump and the Russians ended in January 2016. That would have been before Trump became the presumptive GOP nominee. 

For two years – unless his ears were crammed with ear wax – Donald Trump had to know that Cohen was lying. 

Why wouldn’t he correct him, publicly, or admit the truth himself, back on January 11, 2017? 

Because Trump is a liar.

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1/15/17: Chris Wallace of Fox News asks the future VP if there were any contacts between the Trump campaign and Russia. “Of course not,” Mike Pence replied. “Why would there be?” 

Good question. 

(Pence has been kept in the dark. He’s not lying.)

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We have our first porn star sighting. 

1/14/18: The Wall Street Journal, citing new evidence, reports that in October 2016 a lawyer for Trump paid a porn star $130,000 for silence. 

The Journal explains that that payment was made through a client-trust account managed through the City National Bank of Los Angeles. In return the porn star agreed not to tell her story about a consensual sexual relationship she had with Trump in 2006. That would have been around the time Melania Trump, Donald’s third wife, was recovering from the birth of her first child. 

(Trump fans: This is how the free press works; and we are all well-served when the free press is allowed to do its job.)

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1/18/18: I think we can all agree. President Trump will be waking up lonely in bed tomorrow, and for many days to come. 

In Touch magazine is running a 5,000-word interview with Stephanie Clifford, a.k.a. Stormy Daniels, the porn queen who says she slept with then-businessman Trump in 2006. The First Lady cannot be amused.



Stormy stylin'.

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1/24/18: The president is packing a bag, getting ready for his trip to Davos, Switzerland, where he will deliver a speech at the economic summit. The First Lady is not packing her sexy undergarments – or anything else. 

She isn’t going. She has a sudden “scheduling conflict.” That conflict is known as Stormy Daniels.

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2/13/18: Tuesday turns out to be a bad day for The Donald. Michael Cohen, his personal lawyer, admits he paid Stormy Daniels, the porn star, $130,000. Don’t worry, though. Cohen paid out of his own pocket. He was not reimbursed. “The payment to Ms. Clifford was lawful,” he explains, “and was not a campaign contribution or a campaign expenditure by anyone.” 

(Note to self: Find lawyer who will pay my legal expenses out of pocket, assuming I incur $130,000 in porn-star-payoff expenses.) 

If Cohen were telling the truth, that would mean no campaign finance laws were violated – which would be a good thing if you’re a lawyer and don’t want to be disbarred. Still, you paid a porn star for silence. This would not be good if you were president and you were trying to convince the American people that you would never lie about dealing with the Russians. 

(We know he would – and he did.) 

 

Also, if you were the First Lady, you might not think who paid the porn star and how was the issue. 

You’d be thinking, Porn star! My husband’s lawyer paid off a porn star! 

WTF!!!!!

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3/8/18: We have fresh news involving Stormy Daniels, the porn star currently trying to sue the president.

 

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If Stormy had proof, she would be sued if she revealed it.

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Perhaps you watched Press Secretary Pinocchio [Sarah Huckabee Sanders] yesterday, as she went through her daily contortions. Her job was to make it sound as if Donald Trump was as innocent, when it comes to Ms. Daniels, as a neophyte in a nunnery. Had he ever had an affair with Stormy? Never, Sanders said. Who then paid the $130,000 settlement to silence her? Trump? No. Why was Stormy paid to begin with? Pinocchio didn’t wish to comment. Did Trump know about the payment? Who would think it! Pinocchio tried to claim the porn star was lying, because the president had just won an “arbitration” case in which his lawyers blocked Daniels from speaking out. 

It turns out, court documents, including a settlement agreement, show Daniels could be sued for damages in excess of $1 million if she revealed images, emails or other evidence she might have which would support her claims. 

Evidence! Damn it! 

So, to recap: Trump didn’t pay to shut up Stormy. His lawyer paid out of pocket. Trump didn’t know about the settlement. And Stormy was lying; but if Stormy had proof, she would be sued if she revealed it – even though she couldn’t because the affair never happened. Finally, Trump knew about the “arbitration” case, even though he had no idea what he was suing Daniels to stop her from talking about. (See: 4/26/18.)

Really, with Trump in the White House, never a dull day passes. Did you know a friend of the president, David Pecker, publisher of the National Enquirer, allegedly paid another $150,000 for a story Karen McDougal, a former Playboy Bunny, had written about an affair with Trump? 

Pecker’s decision to pay, but bury the story to help his pussy-grabbing pal, also came during the lead up to the 2016 election. 

That might also turn out to be illegal. (See: 12/13/18.)

 

UPDATE (4/15/24): Both Pecker and McDougal are on the witness list for Donald Trump’s trial, beginning today.

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3/16/18: Michael Cohen, attorney for Donald J. Trump, files an unprecedented legal brief in federal court. It’s a complicated maneuver, meant to keep Stormy, the porn star, quiet; but what makes it interesting is that Cohen must name his client. That client, heretofore known in court documents only as “David Dennison,” is actually Donald J. Trump. 

The President of the United States is operating, for legal purposes, under a f**king assumed name! 

For a time, it looked like gagging the porn star (legally only) had worked. The 2016 election came and went. No one heard a peep from the porn lady. The parties to the original settlement, a tightly written non-disclosure agreement (NDA) included “Peggy Peterson” (Daniels) and “David Dennison.” That agreement stipulated a $1 million penalty any time “Peterson” broke silence. Once the free press started digging it became obvious who “Dennison” was. 

Now Donald/David and Cohen were claiming that Ms. Clifford had repeatedly violated the NDA. 

Cohen said she had accrued $20,000,000 in damages.

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3/25/18: With less than three hours to go, before Stephanie Clifford (a.k.a. Stormy Daniels) does an interview on 60 Minutes, I check Trump’s Twitter feed. He last banged the keys at 8:45 this morning: “President Donald J. Trump Proclaims March 25, 2018, as Greek Independence Day: A National Day of Celebration of Greek and American Democracy[.]” 

 


Did you know Greeks were once enslaved by Turks, until 1821?

 

Like Donald J. Trump – if Donald J. Trump had giant boobs. 

Oddly enough, the Tweeter-in-Chief, who never seems happier than when he’s insulting critics and enemies, who labels any unflattering story “Fake News,” has never dared tweet about Stormy. 

He has not called her a “liar,” like so many other women who have accused him of sexual assault. He has not labeled a single appearance by Stormy’s lawyer or Ms. Clifford as “Fake News.” 

Something tells me she’s got the goods on our boy Don. And something tells me the president is hoping neither the First Lady nor Barron, his young son, tune in tonight. There are rumors that Ms. Stormy may in fact possess evidence, possibly a dress stained with Donald’s “seed.” 

Ms. Clifford is, of course, a shameless self-promoter, a media-savvy performer, mainly out to make a buck. That makes her the equivalent of Donald J. Trump if Donald J. Trump had giant boobs.

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4/9/18: The day starts badly (at least for President Trump), when F.B.I. agents bearing search warrants raid the office, home and New York City hotel suite of his personal lawyer, Michael Cohen.

 

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“All the people who would know the worst about you.” 

Mark Zaid, Washington D.C. lawyer.

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This is not a good look for the President of the United States, or even a mafia don. The Chicago Tribune and every reputable news outlet in America pick up the story. “This search warrant,” former U.S. attorney Joyce White Vance tells a reporter, “is like dropping a bomb on Trump’s front porch.” 

The Tribune elaborates:

 

Mark Zaid, a Washington lawyer, said the seizure of Cohen’s records “should be the most concerning for the president.”

 

“You can’t get much worse than this, other than arresting someone’s wife or putting pressure on a family member,” he said. “This strikes at the inner sanctum: your lawyer, your CPA, your barber, your therapist, your bartender. All the people who would know the worst about you.”

 

We already know there’s plenty of “the worst” to learn about the man in the Oval Office. Trump deals with this fresh problem the same way he deals with almost every problem he faces as Commander-in-Chief:

 

The president spent much of Monday afternoon glued to the television. Aides said Trump watched cable news coverage of surprise raids on Cohen’s Manhattan office, home and hotel room by FBI agents, who took the lawyer’s computer, phone and personal financial records after a referral from [Special Counsel Robert] Mueller.

 

According to reporters, Trump puzzled over how to respond much of the day. Finally, he realized what really mattered.

 

Trump “won’t like that Cohen is in the crosshairs, but you have to remember: He’d prefer the heat be on Cohen than on him,” said one of the president’s advisers, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to share a candid assessment. “His goal will be to figure out how much vulnerability he has [emphasis added, unless otherwise noted].”

  

The president calls Michael Cohen a “good man.” 

Naturally, Trump began venting:

 

So I just heard that they broke into the office of one of my personal attorneys, a good man and it’s a disgraceful situation. It’s a total witch-hunt. I’ve been saying it for a long time. I’ve wanted to keep it down. We’ve given I believe over a million pages worth of documents to the special counsel. They continue to just go forward and here we are talking about Syria, we’re talking about a lot of serious things with the greatest fighting force ever and I have this witch-hunt constantly going on for over 12 months now and actually much more than that. You could say it was right after I won the nomination it started. And it’s a disgrace, it’s a real disgrace. It’s an attack on our country in a true sense. 

 

Not really, Mr. President. First, they didn’t “break in” to the office. They executed a warrant. Second, it’s not about the documents you turned over, it’s a warrant aimed at gathering evidence authorities have probable cause to believe your lawyer may hide or destroy. Third, it’s not “an attack on our country,” in “a true sense” or any of the other senses. 

This was a raid in pursuit of evidence of possible crimes. 

Trump still wasn’t finished ranting. “It’s an attack on what we all stand for so when I saw this and when I heard it, I heard it like you did,” he tells reporters, “I said that is really now in a whole new level of unfairness.” 

He kept babbling:

 

They found no collusion whatsoever with Russia, the reason they found it is there was no collusion at all. No collusion. This is the most biased group of people, these people have the biggest conflicts of interest I’ve ever seen. Democrats all—or just about all, either Democrats or a couple of Republicans that worked for president Obama. They’re not looking at the other side. They’re not looking at the Hillary Clinton horrible things that she did and all of the crimes that were committed…. They only keep looking at us so they find no collusion and then they go from there and they say well, let’s keep going and they raid an office of a personal attorney early in the morning and I think it’s a disgrace

 

Let’s stop for a moment to poke around in this steaming pile of buffalo dung. This raid is not a “disgrace.” This raid is not about Democrats. Robert Mueller, who referred the matter to authorities in New York, has always been a Republican. The F.B.I., which conducted the raids, is led by Christopher Wray, a Republican. Last, but not least, Geoffrey S. Berman, acting U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, who signed off on the search warrant, is a Republican. 

Berman donated to Trump’s campaign! Trump interviewed him personally for, and appointed him, to his current position.

This is not hard to grasp, even if all you do is click on Infowars to get your news. The rule of law, first enshrined in the Magna Carta in 1215, back when kings believed they had the power to rule with impunity, protects us all from abuse by government officials. We need to guard against the subversion of the rule of law by this president and any other president to come.

 

BLOGGER’S NOTE: Compare Trump’s “good man” comment with comments he makes in July, once it becomes clear that Cohen is cooperating with investigators. Also note that here, he describes Cohen as “one of my personal attorneys.” (See: 7/30/18.)

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4/10/18:  Trump wakes up angry as he often does. He can’t manage to kill the Stormy Daniels story. His personal lawyer just got raided. His pal, Vladimir Putin, is causing problems in Syria. 

Naturally, his first order of business is to tweet: “Apr 10, 2018: Attorney-client privilege is dead!” 

As usual, Trump gets his facts in a tangle. This much is true: The F.B.I. did seize documents and records involving communications between Trump and Cohen. Now special agents at the Bureau will have to peruse these materials and make sure attorney-client privilege is not undermined. 

Unfortunately, if you’re the forty-fifth President of the United States, attorney-client privilege cannot be invoked where attorney and client are suspected of conspiring to commit fresh crimes.

The Porn Star and the President - Part II

 

The Porn Star and the President – Part II

(A Story of Lying)



Stormy, right, with Donald.


PICKING UP FROM PART I, WE KNOW TRUMP’S PERSONAL LAWYER HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF PAYING OFF STORMY DANIELS…


4/14/18: Apparently, if you want to get paid to keep your mouth shut the man to see is Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen. We now know Cohen has been involved in at least four payoffs so far.        

 

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“Untethered to the truth.” 

Former F.B.I. head James Comey, describing Mr. Trump.

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First, he worked out a deal to silence porn actress Stephanie Clifford (stage name: “Stormy Daniels”), who had a one-night stand with Trump. Cost: $130,000. 

Second, Cohen helped broker a deal to silence Karen McDougal, the Playboy Bunny who claims a ten-month affair with Trump. Cost: $150,000. 

Third, the doorman came cheap. Cost: $30,000. (He is said to have known about a Trump Tower New York housekeeper Citizen Trump impregnated.)

Fourth, the whopper of all hush money payoffs, coughed up, not to help Trump, but allegedly paid by one of the top fund raisers for the Republican National Committee. This payoff went to silence a second Playboy Bunny. 

Cost: $1.6 million!! 

(That payoff is supposedly made to protect Elliott Broidy, after he impregnated the Bunny. Broidy will later be convicted on charges of illegal lobbying for foreign governments and individuals. Broidy was headed for jail – when, with only hours left during his term as president, on January 20, 2021, Trump granted him a Golden Pardon.)


According to the Wall Street Journal, Cohen may also have stepped in several years back to squelch a developing story involving Donald J. Trump, Jr.



O'Day - the Trump men like big boobs.

 

In 2013 US Weekly had a credible source alleging an affair between Jr. and Aubrey O’Day. When writers called the Trump Organization for comment, Cohen went ballistic and threatened to sue. He would sue the magazine. He would sue the reporters. He would sue their mothers and their household pets. Was money paid to Ms. O’Day, also, to keep her quiet? 

No one knows. 

(For more on O’Day, see my separate post for 3/29/18.)

 

What lessons can we glean from the settlements above? I think we can all agree this proves the Republican Party is still the party of “family values.” At least none of these payoffs went to lesbians or gays! 

And do we know? Could that pregnant housekeeper, like so many domestics in America, have been an undocumented worker? 

We know Trump’s top advisers and rejected cabinet nominees have a shown a fondness for undocumented types. 

We know Trump loves hiring the undocumented, as well. 

And…did the pregnant housekeeper have an…abortion? Or is there a Trump love child loose somewhere in America?

 

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IT TURNS OUT the fourth payoff went to a Bunny impregnated by Elliott Broidy. Broidy was (until the news hit Friday) a major fund-raiser for Trump and deputy finance chair for the Republican National Committee. A current member of that committee, perhaps not for long, is Michael Cohen. A third pillar of conservative respectability and the finance chairman for the RNC was Stephen Wynn. Wynn has also exited, after multiple women came forward to accuse him of forcing them to have sex. 

This included one victim who turned up pregnant but was paid $7.5 million to take a long silent hike. 

In searching for truth, how can a simple blogger and concerned citizen separate the sheep from the sex-crazed goats? Broidy was vice chair of Trump’s inaugural committee. Last October, Broidy and Trump met at the White House to discuss subjects of interest to the United Arab Emirates, for whom Broidy sometimes works. Leaders of the U.A.E. hoped Trump would fire Secretary of State Rex Tillerson (which he soon did) because they felt he was too friendly with their neighbor and rival Qatar. 

Then the U.A.E. signed a deal with Circinus, L.L.C., Broidy’s security company, and paid out at least $200 million. 

At the time, Broidy was working closely with George Nader, an adviser to the U.A.E. Nader, a Lebanese American businessman, was once charged with child pornography in the U.S. but dodged conviction on a technicality. Then he got convicted in the Czech Republic and spent a year in the slammer. Nader made news again recently when stopped by F.B.I. agents at the Boston airport, and slapped with a subpoena. He promptly began cooperating with the Mueller investigation. 

There are allegations, as yet unproven, that Nader may have steered Emirati cash to…of course…the Trump campaign in 2016. 

Broidy has been in the headlines before, although not for anything as titillating as banging a Playboy Bunny at a high per-bang rate. In 2009 he was forced to plead guilty when it was proven he made at least $1 million in illegal gifts to New York State officials in order to win a $250 million pension fund deposit for an investment firm he oversaw. According to The New York Times those gifts included “trips to Israel and Italy, payouts to official’s relatives and girlfriends and an investment in one official’s relative’s production of a low-budget movie called Chooch.” 

Needless to say, it wasn’t a hit.

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Why are you taking the Fifth Amendment? 

4/25/18: Today, Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, told the judge in his case that in all matters related to the lawsuit filed on behalf of Stormy Daniels, he would be pleading the Fifth “due to the ongoing criminal investigation by the F.B.I. and U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York.” 

You know who once said, “The mob takes the Fifth Amendment. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”

President Trump. 

Know who took the Fifth in court on 97 separate occasions, when asked during divorce proceedings about marital infidelity? 

Citizen Trump.

 

UPDATE (4/15/24): Trump will go on to shatter that record in 2022, when, in a tax fraud case, he pleads the Fifth to pretty much every question he’s asked, including his favorite color. He ducks answering at least 440 times. 

Several other witnesses also plead the Fifth. Chip-off-the-block Eric Trump takes the Fifth a family-record 500 times.

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“We’ll see you next Thursday, Mr. President.” 

 4/26/18: In a rip-snorting, 29-minute call to Fox & Friends, President Trump decides to vent about … everything.  

Part of the time he spends yelling. The rest of the time he’s sticking his foot so far down his throat, even the Three Stooges who host appear worried he’s choking. 

At one point, Trump catches a denizen of the Washington swamp in a bold-faced lie. Namely: himself. 

He says Michael Cohen did represent him in the Stormy Daniels case. He tacitly admits he must have known about the $130,000 hush money payment – because he tells the Fox crew, “And from what I’ve seen, he did absolutely nothing wrong. There were no campaign funds going into this.” (See: 3/8/18.) 

His performance is so unhinged even the Stooges become alarmed. Finally, Brian Kilmeade realizes it might be time to cut Trump off. “We’ll see you next Thursday, Mr. President,” he says. “We know you have a lot to do.”

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4/28/18: USA TODAY checks in with a group of voters who cast ballots for Trump in 2016. Most still love him – even though most also believe the president is lying about Stormy Daniels. “I’m not in the man’s pants. I don’t know what he did when he pulled them down,” says Monty Chandler, a disabled veteran from Church Point, Louisiana. “The only evidence is her, the hush money. We’re human. We all sin. And he tried to cover it up.” 

Yeah. 

Like we said: This is a story about a whole lot of lying.

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5/4-5/18: Various members of the Liars’ Club start the weekend off by trying to explain which lies currently are official lies. 

 

Rudy was out of feet. 

Did the President of the United States know about the $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels or not? In February, Trump’s personal attorney told the American people his client did not. Michael Cohen claimed he paid the settlement out of the goodness of his bottomless lawyer’s heart. 

Pressed by the free press to explain, Cohen claimed next that he used a home equity loan to raise the cash. 

Don’t worry, though, he was not reimbursed. (You had to be more than a little bit dense to swallow that.) 

Eventually, reporters forced White House Press Secretary Pinocchio to answer questions regarding the hush money payment (see: 3/8/18). Oh, no, Sarah Huckabee Sanders swore, the president never knew about the payment. The president would never have sex with a porn lady! Trump always kept his weenie in his pants.

Now, two months later, Pinocchio looked like she was swallowing castor oil while dealing with fresh questions. And you knew. Sanders had to go home, and sit up late at night, hating her job, knowing every day she was standing in front of reporters and the American people and trying to convince us a pile of hippo doo was a beautiful sculpture. 

Reporters kept poking around for the truth. Eventually, representatives of the free press cornered the head of the Liars’ Club on Air Force One. Did Trump know anything about the payment to Daniels? 

“No,” the president said. 

Then why did Cohen make the payment, a reporter inquired? 

“You’ll have to ask Michael Cohen,” the president replied. “Michael Cohen is my attorney and you’ll have to ask Michael Cohen.” 

At this point, you had to imagine only fools could be falling for this shtick. Still, ardent Trump fans believed every word he said. He could have drooled uncontrollably for five minutes. They wouldn’t have cared. 

Unfortunately, for the Liars’ Club, the story continued to unravel. Had Cohen worked in any capacity for the Trump Organization during the 2016 campaign? This could lead to questions about campaign finance violations if the answer was yes. “No,” all the members of the Club cried in unison! No one at the Trump Organization could believe anyone would ask such a dastardly question! Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels’ lawyer, pointed out that at least one email sent by Cohen, related to the hush money payment, came from his address at the Trump Organization

Another legal filing related to the Daniels case was signed by Jill A. Martin, a different lawyer for the Trump Organization. Hey, no big deal, all the liars who worked at Fox News said. 

Martin was merely filling out legal papers on her free time. 



Cohen, right, worked for Trump for a decade.


 

Rudy joins the Liars’ Club. 

The Liars’ Club was losing members, as several of the president’s lawyers working to shield him from the Mueller investigation dropped out. So another big name was added to the ever-changing list of paid prevaricators. Trump decided to go with Rudy Giuliani. Lawyer Rudy began by assuring everyone that, no, the President of the United States would not sit down for an interview with Special Counsel Robert Mueller. In his first full day on the job Rudy let slip on Sean Hannity’s show that Trump did know about the payment to Daniels. But don’t worry! Trump paid Cohen back. 

Hannity seemed stunned. This was going to require a creative new round of lying, to replace all the lies Giuliani had just blown to bits. Hannity was happy to lie for Trump, so long as ratings remained high. But even his ill-informed and ill-served viewers might start to notice that the president was lying – at the very least, to his third wife. 

Rudy added helpfully that Trump paid Cohen back by putting him on a $35,000 monthly retainer, “with a little profit and a little extra margin for paying taxes.” So, what were we talking? Four months? Five? Five would make for a solid payday of $175,000, $130,000 for Stormy, $45,000 for Cohen. 

The president “didn’t know about the specifics of [the payment], as far as I know,” Rudy assured Sean, “but he did know about the general arrangement that Michael would take care of things like this. Like I take care of things like this for my clients. I don’t burden them with every single thing that comes along.” 

In another interview later that day, Rudy stuck his other foot in his mouth. Okay. Cohen had been paid a total of $460,000 for his pains. Or it might have been $470,000. Giuliani wasn’t sure. 

If heads in MAGA hats were spinning, the next morning Rudy showed up on Fox & Friends and gave them another twirl. Giuliani tried to stick a third foot in his mouth, but he was out of feet. This time he offered up the nugget that Cohen might have gotten a great deal in the hush money settlement with Daniels. “My God, this is cheap,” Rudy said Cohen must have felt. “Let me get this signed up and signed off.” This was “pocket change” for a man like Trump. 

As Rudy saw it, $130,000 was nothing to worry about when it came to keeping a porn lady from spilling the story of her and Donald doing the nasty. Just imagine, he said to the horrified hosts, “if that came out on October 15, 2016, in the middle of the last debate with Hillary Clinton.” 

Yes, imagine. Hillary might be president. 

That wasn’t Trump’s real motivation. Oh, no. According to Rudy, he only wanted to spare his wife’s feelings.

(And that would be why he was boinking the porn queen in the first place?)   


Could the story get any more bizarre? It could. Thursday morning the president was forced to try some tweet-lying. First, Trump claimed that any hush money paid “had nothing to do with the campaign.” Then he admitted his personal attorney had received a monthly retainer, as Rudy had said:

 

…from which he entered into, through reimbursement, a private contract between two parties, known as a non-disclosure agreement, or NDA. These agreements are.....

 

...very common among celebrities and people of wealth. In this case it is in full force and effect and will be used in Arbitration for damages against Ms. Clifford (Daniels). The agreement was used to stop the false and extortionist accusations made by her about an affair,.....

 

...despite already having signed a detailed letter admitting that there was no affair. Prior to its violation by Ms. Clifford and her attorney, this was a private agreement. Money from the campaign, or campaign contributions, played no roll [sic] in this transaction.”

 

The questions only multiplied. 

The First Lady had to be wondering how much Cohen was paid, and why, and how many women he hushed up by stuffing mouths with cash. We already know two Playboy Bunnies have accused Trump of conducting affairs. One of those affairs was before he married Melania, but at the time he was engaged to Marla Maples. The second took place during the period Trump was boinking Stormy, and when he was definitely married to Melania, his third wife. 



Melania cannot be pleased.

 

“The best information I had at the time.” 

The next day, Press Secretary Pinocchio tried to clean up Rudy’s first mess. According to The Hill, she was telling colleagues behind the scenes Giuliani’s comments left her in an “untenable position.”  

Now she had to go out in front of the press and admit this was the first time she had heard that her boss had reimbursed Cohen. It probably made her choke on her words to know she was standing at the podium, a pillar of Christian righteousness, and dissembling about payoffs to porn stars. 

Sanders soldiered on, saying six times during one press briefing that she had not been misleading the public. Not at all! Not at all! She was providing “the best information I had at the time.” 

(In other words, Trump was letting her lie, and not correcting her.)

 

By Saturday morning a fresh layer of possible lies had been added to an already impressive pile. According to The New York Times, Allen Weisselberg, chief financial officer of the Trump Organization had:

 

…known since last year the details of how Mr. Cohen was being reimbursed, which was mainly through payments of $35,000 per month from the trust that contains the president’s personal fortune, according to two people with knowledge of the arrangement.

 

For those who care about the U.S. Constitution and believe absolutely in the rule of law, if even half of this were true, the questions were far more important than who did what, when and where, in matters of sleazy sex. If Trump would lie about this and lie without restraint, why would anyone, no matter what size MAGA hat they screwed to their cranium, not be coming to the realization that they had been sold a bill of goods in voting for the Big Lying Orange Buffoon.

 

UPDATE (4/15/24): We know now what happened later. Weisselberg got sent to prison for tax fraud – piling up fifteen felonies in the process. The Trump Organization itself was targeted in a $250 million tax fraud case – and lost bigly. 

Cohen spent thirteen-and-a-half months in prison. 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders went on to become the first female governor of the great state of Arkansas. 

Rudy Giuliani has been disbarred in both New York and Washington D.C., for lying about the “stolen election” of 2020, and he was hammered in a defamation suit and ordered to pay $148.2 million. 

The story of one Playboy Bunny, who said she had an affair with Trump has never been verified. 

Then Weisselberg got sent to prison a second time, after perjuring himself during the tax fraud trial. 

Even Michael Avenatti, Stormy’s lawyer, went to jail – for stealing millions of dollars from clients. 

(We told you: This is a tale of lying.)